Merged Obama birth certificate CT / SSN CT / Birther discussion Part II

[grmcdorman]

WOW! I just read the site. Apparently none of the photo 'experts' commenting, nor the author of the site, understand the effect of aperture opening and shutter speed on depth of field reality. An evening course in photography might be in order.

Fixed that for you

 

[JayUtah]

WOW! I just read the site. Apparently none of the photo 'experts' commenting, nor the author of the site, understand the effect of aperture opening and shutter speed on depth of field. An evening course in photography might be in order.

Sooner or later it seems every conspiracy theory has to deal with photographic evidence. And thus sooner or later we get a parade of pseudo-photography stupid on the scale of the Tournament of Roses.

 

[LSSBB]

This is just a guess, since I'm not sacrificing any brain cells to read the actual CTs, but the theories are probably more like either:

1) Fuddy was murdered while the plane was still in flight (or even poisoned before boarding the plane), and the plane was crashed in an attempt to cover it up. The crash was meant to kill a bunch of other people, so Fuddy's death wouldn't stand out, but the Conspirators messed that part up.

2) The first responders were actually assassins who murdered Fuddy, and the plane crash was an both an excuse for them to get to her and a means of providing a cover story for her death.

I doubt they even think it through that far. They probably stop at She Is Dead=Conspiracy.

 

[jaydeehess]

Sooner or later it seems every conspiracy theory has to deal with photographic evidence. And thus sooner or later we get a parade of pseudo-photography stupid on the scale of the Tournament of Roses.

Apollo - check
JFK - check
911 - check
Paul McCartney - check
Mars face - check

By gum there is a pattern!

 

[AtomicDog]

This is just a guess, since I'm not sacrificing any brain cells to read the actual CTs, but the theories are probably more like either:

1) Fuddy was murdered while the plane was still in flight (or even poisoned before boarding the plane), and the plane was crashed in an attempt to cover it up. The crash was meant to kill a bunch of other people, so Fuddy's death wouldn't stand out, but the Conspirators messed that part up.

2) The first responders were actually assassins who murdered Fuddy, and the plane crash was an both an excuse for them to get to her and a means of providing a cover story for her death.

I looked through a few comments on yahoo news about the crash. All of your guesses are right on the money.

 

[Alareth]

Shurrif Joe and the Posse are still plugging away:

The lead investigator in Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Cold Case Posse investigation of President Obama’s birth certificate says the case has taken a startling turn, and sheriff’s investigators now are assisting the Cold Case volunteers.
“When this information is finally exposed to the public, it will be universe-shattering,” Mike Zullo told WND. “This is beyond the pale of anything you can imagine.”
Zullo explained that because it’s an active investigation that could produce criminal charges, he’s unable to reveal details at the moment.

Universe shattering!

The whole universe ... SHATTERED!!!!!!!!!

 

[JayUtah]

Yeah he's been "about to produce criminal charges" for how many years now?

 

[jaydeehess]

Yeah he's been "about to produce criminal charges" for how many years now?

So has the 9/11'Truth' Movement!

So far,,,,,,,, not much action.
Let's see, in my time at JREF forums I have seen claims of super-stupendious, knock-your-socks-off, smoking-gun, news releases 'coming soon' for;
9/11, Bigfoot, and now Birthers. I am not a follower of the JFK issue but I suspect there have been many such claims made in the past 50 years.

Odd how it either never actually happens, or is of such underwhelming import as to be laughable, in each case so far.

 

[KDLarsen]

Summing up the Cold Cuts Posse's investigative skills in one easily understood graphic:

 

[Loss Leader]

Odd how it either never actually happens, or is of such underwhelming import as to be laughable, in each case so far.

Well, maybe they'll get their act together by 2016.

 

[Hans]

I hear they are working hard to prevent President Obama's re-election in 2016 and have strong hopes that they will succeed....lol

 

[Alareth]

UNIVERSE-SHATTERING!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jaydeehess]

I hear they are working hard to prevent President Obama's re-election in 2016 and have strong hopes that they will succeed....lol

Ahhh, but in 2017 he will move to Kenya and run for President.

 

[Hans]

Ahhh, but in 2017 he will move to Kenya and run for President.

Hah he has fooled you he will be elected as the first new modern Caliph to head the world Caliphate he will form after his term ends.

 

[Loss Leader]

Hah he has fooled you he will be elected as the first new modern Caliph to head the world Caliphate he will form after his term ends.

He will lay low for eight years and then start a charitable foundation to bring equal education to poorer schools in the US and abroad. He will write a book on race relations in America. He will be appointed at UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador and help organize relief efforts in disaster areas. He will attend his daughters' college basketball games while wearing a hat. He will be appointed part of a delegation to retrieve the remains of US service-members missing in action. He will say, at some point, "Right now, I don't want to talk about politics. I want to focus on Malia. This is her day and we couldn't be more proud." He will get an ice cream while walking on the beach in Hawaii. He will attend the funeral of George H.W. Bush. He will make a speech about forgotten landmines but never do anything substantive about it. He will have an incident with his heart while traveling, he'll play it off as nothing, but then he'll have stents put in. He will lay in state in Chicago, then be borne down Pennsylvania Avenue by a horse-drawn coach and buried in Arlington National Cemetery. He will spark a movement to raise funds for a memorial. The first several designs for the memorial will be rejected and then they'll just go with a statue. He will be the namesake of a Supreme Court Justice. His words will be quoted by one of the first six people on Mars.

After that, I can't see very clearly.

 

[tsig]

He will lay low for eight years and then start a charitable foundation to bring equal education to poorer schools in the US and abroad. He will write a book on race relations in America. He will be appointed at UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador and help organize relief efforts in disaster areas. He will attend his daughters' college basketball games while wearing a hat. He will be appointed part head of a delegation to retrieve the remains of US service-members missing in action. He will say, at some point, "Right now, I don't want to talk about politics. I want to focus on Malia. This is her day and we couldn't be more proud." He will get an ice cream while walking on the beach in Hawaii. He will attend the funeral of George H.W. Bush. He will make a speech about forgotten landmines but never do anything substantive about it. He will have an incident with his heart while traveling, he'll play it off as nothing, but then he'll have stents put in. He will lay in state in Chicago, then be borne down Pennsylvania Avenue by a horse-drawn coach and buried in Arlington National Cemetery. He will spark a movement to raise funds for a memorial. The first several designs for the memorial will be rejected and then they'll just go with a statue. He will be the namesake of a Supreme Court Justice. His words will be quoted by one of the first six people on Mars.

After that, I can't see very clearly.

FTFY

 

[Gord_in_Toronto]

He will lay low for eight years and then start a charitable foundation to bring equal education to poorer schools in the US and abroad. He will write a book on race relations in America. He will be appointed at UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador and help organize relief efforts in disaster areas. He will attend his daughters' college basketball games while wearing a hat. He will be appointed part of a delegation to retrieve the remains of US service-members missing in action. He will say, at some point, "Right now, I don't want to talk about politics. I want to focus on Malia. This is her day and we couldn't be more proud." He will get an ice cream while walking on the beach in Hawaii. He will attend the funeral of George H.W. Bush. He will make a speech about forgotten landmines but never do anything substantive about it. He will have an incident with his heart while traveling, he'll play it off as nothing, but then he'll have stents put in. He will lay in state in Chicago, then be borne down Pennsylvania Avenue by a horse-drawn coach and buried in Arlington National Cemetery. He will spark a movement to raise funds for a memorial. The first several designs for the memorial will be rejected and then they'll just go with a statue. He will be the namesake of a Supreme Court Justice. His words will be quoted by one of the first six people on Mars.

After that, I can't see very clearly.

I concur. Except for the horse-drawn coach thing. All the horses will have been eaten during the Great Global Famine of 2054.

 

[jaydeehess]

Hah he has fooled you he will be elected as the first new modern Caliph to head the world Caliphate he will form after his term ends.

...from his base in Kenya!

 

[Seismosaurus]

UNIVERSE-SHATTERING!!!!!!!!!!

There surely must be some way to make that flash...

 

[Gord_in_Toronto]

There surely must be some way to make that flash...

Best I can do.
UNIVERSE-SHATTERING!!!!!!!!!!