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Moderated Bigfoot- Anybody Seen one?

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Does anybody know how much they charge to stay in that cabin on this operation endurance? I'm pretty sure I can put together a package deal that blows theirs out of the water. I'm working on local talent right now.

The closest strippers are in Mena, but its across the border in Arkansas and I'm unsure if that complicates things bringing them across state lines. There's talent out of Roland, Oklahoma, but only one place I can find (Cheyenne Gentlemen's Club). Mena has like ten clubs so this weighs very heavily in favor of at least reconnaissance there.

Ideally though its one executive field assistant per researcher, in these cabins at the study site.
 
Word of warning on the strippers, they are probably not of the same quality in Oklahoma as they are in Alaska. You better get pics if you don't won't a 300 lb. woman with a few teeth missing showing up at your cabin.
 
We decided earlier in the year.. this years Christmas Tree will be set up in the living room with a game cam(s) of some kind.

We will hang zagnut bars on it. Appropritately wrapped in holiday paper on each bough. Also, We will also be placing a hamster toward the top of the tree in a small enclosure with a menage of gerbils near the bottom to represent each of Santas reindeer with their own name tags ! I was thinking of taping some cue tip antlers on them but the guys said no to that.. so no.

Dont worry.. we will make sure that we regularly water the tree.
 
Looks like Hot Springs, Arkansas is the epicenter for executive field assistants. We drove through there last winter, and I can see why.
 
We decided earlier in the year.. this years Christmas Tree will be set up in the living room with a game cam(s) of some kind.

We will hang zagnut bars on it. Appropritately wrapped in holiday paper on each bough. Also, We will also be placing a hamster toward the top of the tree in a small enclosure with a menage of gerbils near the bottom to represent each of Santas reindeer with their own name tags ! I was thinking of taping some cue tip antlers on them but the guys said no to that.. so no.

Dont worry.. we will make sure that we regularly water the tree.

Pancakes, cans of pork-n-beans, a screwdriver...words to the wise.
 
We have no mythical creatures in the yard just so you know. Even if my friend Patty says she saw "something".

Okay.. we used to.. but that was at Easter !
 
~Extraneous information notwithstanding, considerations proliferating the principles of adventitious data creating an unsubstantiated sometimes frivolous innuendo. *Vacuous stare*

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Unfortunately knowing Kathy doesn't get me a green card to Area X, believe me I tried, that would be up to Bipto, who doesn't know me.
Why would you need any green card from Bipto to go there? He is not the land's owner but just one of his customers if I understand well. It seems that hunters rent cabins there during hunting season. I think that Mr Branson could be happy to rent one of these cabins to peacefull people enjoying photographing wildlife out of season. Security badges and camo stuff are not mandatory IMO. It's not a military base.
 
Why would you need any green card from Bipto to go there? He is not the land's owner but just one of his customers if I understand well. It seems that hunters rent cabins there during hunting season. I think that Mr Branson could be happy to rent one of these cabins to peacefull people enjoying photographing wildlife out of season. Security badges and camo stuff are not mandatory IMO. It's not a military base.

I posted that before I read the public BFF forum about it being a lease. I guess the only thing left to do is verify that the shooting report came out of LeFlore County, then ABP might actually might be correct about the location.
 
I think I've been on Lynn Mountain. If not, my students took me to do some surveys on one of the other peaks in the region, possibly Rich or Blue Bouncer. Let's see, Scarlet Tanager, Ovenbird, Acadian Flycatcher, Indigo Bunting (up on top in the stunted oak forest), etc. My biggest surprise there was Rose-breasted Grosbeak. Down in the valleys there were a lot of North Parulas and Louisiana Waterthrush. The pine forests were loaded with Pine Warbler, Yellow-breasted Chat, and Prairie Warbler. If you know what you're doing, you can find Bachman's Sparrow and Brown-headed Nuthatch. (We did.)

It's purty country - lots of mature oak-hickory forest (especially on northern exposures) and shortleaf pine on southern exposures. The plantations are mostly loblolly. The creek bottoms have a lot of hogs and yes, bears are numerous. One of my field techs was bluff-charged by a sow on Rich Mountain, if memory serves.

One of my academic pursuits is to compare breeding bird distributions in major habitat types from the core and from the edges of their ranges. In 2006 and 2007, I sent 2 teams of 2 field biologists to scour the Oklahoma side of the Ouachitas (and Ozarks!) for breeding birds, pretty much every day, from mid-May to mid-July. The point of this study was to nail down specific habitat preferences of primarily Appalachian birds at the southern and western limits of forests they use. My teams specifically targeted the highest peaks and the deepest, darkest riparian areas, as these provide microhabitat conditions most similar to what the birds might encounter closer to the core of their distributions hundreds of miles to the east.

They ran random transects through forest - I got to help them put some in a young pine plantation one sultry afternoon (good times). All-told, they collected data from hundreds of points and thousands of vegetation plots over the two summers. They visited the most squatchy places ol' Bobo could imagine. They started their work in the pre-dawn light. They spent a considerable amount of time just birding those places when they weren't working. These guys found (and photographed) some great stuff. As you might imagine, however, they never found anything the least bit bigfooty, other than ads for the Honobia festival in the shop windows in the towns.

Footers will tell you that no one goes to the woods. They'll tell you that folks only walk on the trails. They'll tell you that bird watchers only look for birds. When they tell you stuff like this, please call them on it, because it's b.s. Even the relatively remote and depopulated Ouachitas have biologists crawling over them now and again - mine was just the latest in a long list of field studies in that area. Other places I tend to work, e.g., public lands from New England down through the Appalachians, get even more attention from ecologists because there are so many colleges, universities, and other research outfits in proximity to them. I can only imagine the number of transects, plots, etc. that have been surveyed in the wilds of that great bigfoot bastion of Ohio. People generally have no clue about how much activity these "wild" areas receive, and from people with a burning desire to discover something new.
 
If you know what you're doing, you can find Bachman's Sparrow and Brown-headed Nuthatch.

I don't. But thank you for the field report summary because these are tiny little creatures that flit about, with your people catching glimpses of them and looking for tiny differences in coloration or whatever it is.

Bigfoot is eight hundred pounds and eight feet tall in comparison to one of these birds - what, maybe five inches tall and weighs three ounces or something. So bigfoot is thousands of times larger in scale.

That's why you can't take claims of misidentification seriously from someone who claims to be an expert in that animal. Delusion, sure. Misidentification is preposterous, given the kind of discrimination you are capable of with the smallest creatures of the forest in this same location.

People generally have no clue about how much activity these "wild" areas receive, and from people with a burning desire to discover something new.

That's why the location is secret, because the more you know about it the easier this is to prove. Take a look at the reservations for the Long Dong cabins mentioned earlier, or wood dong or whatever they were - all the week-ends are booked out months in advance, and these cabins are taking in whole parties of people, not individuals. They're out hiking, mountain biking, driving four-wheelers, riding horses, etc. Probably a few ultra-lights buzzing around too.

That is going on all year long, not to mention the hunting season when the woods are crawling with hunters.
 
If you go looking for hunting leases be careful. I got a nasty computer virus from one of the sites. I'm typing on my phone while they debug it remotely.

Anyway, I figure something isn't right about the story, so it remains to be seen what they saw and where it actually happened.
 
Yes sir !

So, Mr. Bipto...

Have you been seeing some BF's out there on your property ? What have they been up to out there ??
 
I was just hankering if Mr. Bipto has ever seen em swim ? Do they share the zagnut smores with each other ? Are they remorseful for the problems they cause for the people that see them ? They must feel badly for those people... How is your research going in the "research area". What have you and your fellow researchers learned about BF, Mr. Bipto ?

How have the native BF adapted to the heavy rains from the hurricane ? Have they suffered any family unit losses ? Do you and your members need some funds to help them ?

Thank goodness for YOU and the efforts of your researchers to help preserve this rare and undiscovered species there in the formerly deforested hills of Arkansas.

Please feel free to contact us again soon.
 
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Area X Lynn Mountain Oklahoma

Folks, I got a much better USGS map, the Lynn Mountain Quadrangle which is 44 megabytes of detail for free at the USGS site. This is the best map I can find showing the location of the one-acre parcel owned by Charles Branson.

AreaXLynnMt.jpg


The square I have designated is the 640 acres known as Section 5 of Township 1N Range 26E. There is an intersection of County Road 256 coming down from Lynn Mountain, and Forest Service Road 6025 A. So that one-acre parcel is along one of those roads. I could work it down closer, but what's the point. If it can't be found with this much help already then you are no boy scout.

This is an inholding in the Oachita National Forest so it is interesting to listen to the attempt to threaten people with angry property owners or bootleggers. Whatever property inholdings are there don't even make it on a U.S. quadrangle map.

One acre is 208 ft by 208 ft if it is a square. They give you the full description on the tax rolls, but this is an idea of the size. I think there have been references to two cabins being on the property.

If this is the property then it is just big enough to hold hunting cabins. Whatever alleged "research" they're doing is on national forest land and can be shadowed by anyone who cares to follow them around with cameras for a laugh.

There's quite a bit of national forest service literature on attractions around there. The closest is the Beech Creek National Scenic Area shown here:

http://www.fs.usda.gov/Internet/FSE_DOCUMENTS/fsm9_039478.pdf

That is to the immediate south of the subject property. You can see inholdings marked on that publication in grey. There's 32 miles of maintained trails within that area.

So this is national forest service area recreation dominated activity, not bootlegging.
 
There are 39 Charles Branson's in Oklahoma, the only way to know for sure is to request a copy of the sherrif's report of the shooting incident.
 
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