Justinian, please read this user's post over and over again. It couldn't be more accurate.
Just your tone shows how indoctrinated you are with the scientology B.S. , it comes off as very used car salesman meets kid's show villain, and to any person not involved in the church, it is downright offputting.
To put it in another way, you come off as an overly scripted call center employee, it doesn't seem like one is having a conversation with you, but rather that one is receiving canned responses you are told to give when asked certain questions.
This is not intended as insulting, but enlightening. When you can no longer relate, or communicate with people outside your culture, that culture has alienated you, and severely hampered your social skills, regardless of how much they tell you they have actually improved them.