Moderated Will the 2012 Olympic Games in London be held?

[Border Reiver]

ASIN: B00005JXLC


Well, although He created us and He's omniscient, apparently we can't expect Him to know that we're not going to behave the way He would like. Or maybe He just got bored of us and wants to redecorate the planet.

And when God decides to wipe out almost the entire human race, a worldwide flood is traditional, but unfortunately He tied his own hands by promising not to do that again after the last time. So, nukes it is.

Well, maybe he was having a few pints with Odin and Thor in Valhalla, and thought that a great battle and the destruction of the world in fire and ice was a better way to do it.

Personally, I find that prophecies are blessedly useless - "at some date, something dire will happen" appears to be as specific as they get. If the omniscient diety really wants to warn us then he should be as specific as possible "At 0032 hours - on 27 Jul 2012 elements of the 32nd Fantasian Division will land on the island of Atlantis to begin WWIII. Fantasian 3rd Army will follow on in support." Apparently, the big guy either has bad intel, or really needs to take a few classes in effective communications.

 

[Correa Neto]

20120628.1130

@Correa Neto, #749

Satan does not know what will happen in the future. So do not expect him to give any prediction. Otherwise, his being a false god will be exposed.

Is it fair enough to say that the main difference between the only true God and the false gods is prophecy? The only true God can prophesy whereas the false gods cannot.

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I know it will be a shocking Revelation for you, but I must do it, for I must follow God's Command. I heard God's Voice and The Voice told me you and every single follower of the major Abrahamic religions are wrong and following paths that will end straight down the fiery depths of Hell. Christians, Muslims and Jews; make no mistake, they are all wrong, for those were the very Words from The Voice of God told.

The one you all worship as God is not God, its Satan in disguise. Satan, the trickster, Satan, the master of disguise, Satan, who managed to craft a false identity through a long line of false prophets of which you, Peace Crusader, are nothing but just another one. Just another poor soul, fooled and doomed to be devoured by the Soul Eater.

Soon you will see the Proof of the Truth which lies in the Message sent for you by the Voice of God. The false prophecy inpired by Satan disguised as God will fail and you will have this as the Proof standing right before your eyes. Your eyes will open and you will at last See. You will see that people alla round the world are actually worshipping Satan or one of his masks. Allah, Christ, YHWH, they are nothing but masks used by Satan. Remember these words when the prophecy whispered by Satan fails.

 

[Agatha]

Over the hills with the swords of a thousand men

This is getting a bit sad now.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

23 skidoo

Mr. Peace, my friend is anxious to help you with your interpretive dance. When will you be posting your contact information so he can set up a time to meet with you. Cost is not an issue, as he is willing to do it for free! He really wants to work with you.

ASIN: B00004Y7HM


Does he need to travel to the Phillippenes, or is it just a case of dance then, wherever you may be?

 

[JimBenArm]

23 R
5 L
16 R
(My high school locker combination)

If it isn't too much trouble, could you ask your Friendly Ghost fellow if my daughter and her fiance are going to survive? I'd like to know if we should continue our plans for the wedding. I'd hate to order flowers, arrange for the catering and reserve a hall for the reception if 1. no one will be alive and 2. all the places are gone. Especially if I spend a fortune on catering and they get incinerated. Man, that'd sure make me mad!

 

[Mashuna]

23 R
5 L
16 R
(My high school locker combination)

If it isn't too much trouble, could you ask your Friendly Ghost fellow if my daughter and her fiance are going to survive? I'd like to know if we should continue our plans for the wedding. I'd hate to order flowers, arrange for the catering and reserve a hall for the reception if 1. no one will be alive and 2. all the places are gone. Especially if I spend a fortune on catering and they get incinerated. Man, that'd sure make me mad!

L337

If two-thirds of the world's population is going to be destroyed, and women will outnumber men by 10-1, then your daughter's got a much better chance of making it through then either you or her fiancé. I'm not sure how so many women are going to survive though. Wait - is your daughter planning a really big hen party before her wedding? That could gather enough women together in a safe place to explain the discrepancy in numbers (assuming she invites a billion or so of her closest friends).

 

[JimBenArm]

L337

If two-thirds of the world's population is going to be destroyed, and women will outnumber men by 10-1, then your daughter's got a much better chance of making it through then either you or her fiancé. I'm not sure how so many women are going to survive though. Wait - is your daughter planning a really big hen party before her wedding? That could gather enough women together in a safe place to explain the discrepancy in numbers (assuming she invites a billion or so of her closest friends).

Based on the preliminary guest list, this sounds about right...

 

[Lukraak_Sisser]

Unleash 11 barrels of HELL!!

If only satan and false gods cannot prophesize, will you denouce you medium as a channel of either publically? Thus ruining her livelyhood? Or will you allow her to deceive others?

 

[Myriad]

m + f = .333
f = 10m

11m = .333
m = ~.03
f = ~.3

m = post-war male survivors, as a fraction of the previous total population
f = post-war female survivors, as a fraction of the previous total population
survival rates are therefore approximately double m and f

I don't think PeaceCrusader needs to worry about what the males here will do if the prophecy comes true. Only about one in fifteen can survive, while more women will survive than perish.

 

[IMST]

That's some fun math I hadn't bothered to work out. I wonder what process is being proposed to be that much deadlier to men than women.

 

[Ladewig]

I apologize for not being able to keep up to date on this thread.

Dang me, dang me.
They ought to take a rope and hang me.
Higher than the highest treeeeeeeeeeee.
Woman would you weep for me?

What should you do in case World War III occurs on a Wednesday soon before the 2012 Olympic Games start? First and foremost, recant your being atheists. Can you do that? Believe that there is a true God.

I know that this will be impossible for you to understand, but I will say it anyway.
Even if the the God of Abraham, Isaac, Jacob swept me into the sky on a great whirlwind and appeared before me claiming that He was the Alpha and the Omega, the Maker of Heaven and Earth, and the Father of Jesus; I would still not worship Him. I would acknowledge His existence, but I would be forced to admit that He has done absolutely nothing to deserve respect or worship in any way.

Many people outside who will breathe the smoke will most likely die. So do not open the door to let even a relative in to your house. Let them die outside. Otherwise, you too will die because smoke will come in to your place as well. Shut off the windows and the doors. Tape places where smoke may come in. Do not look out of the window. You will not see anything because of thick smoke. Worst that fog or mist.

You and I must be very, very different. I would rather die doing the right thing (helping relatives and others about to be poisoned) than live with the memory of their voices pleading with me through my doors and windows.

Pray fervently to the true God. Ask for His forgiveness.

And as soon as I do something that requires God's forgiveness, I will ask for it. However I have already spent 50 years on this planet without doing a single thing for which I need to ask God's forgiveness.

 

[Ladewig]

That's some fun math I hadn't bothered to work out. I wonder what process is being proposed to be that much deadlier to men than women.

OMG! What if the Holy Spirit will poison internet porn sites?!

 

[Andy_Ross]

2550 Blink Bonny
They played the Olympic Song on the radio for the first time today. Muse have written and performed it. Quite good actualy. Pity the world is going to end before they get chance to do it at the Olympics.

 

[IMST]

OMG! What if the Holy Spirit will poison internet porn sites?!

I'm going to have to hope that he leaves the gay ones alone to avoid female collateral damage.

 

[Avery Dashwood]

Jesus was born on May 23

69 Love Songs

Jesus shares a birthday with Jewel! How cool is that?

 

[Foolmewunz]

1-2-3, oh, that's how elementary it's gonna be
C'mon, let's fall in love, it's easy (it's so easy)
Like takin' candy (like takin' candy) from a baby


28 Days and Counting Down...

 

[Wolrab]

Roses are red
Violets are fine
I'll be the six
If you be the nine

20120628.1155

Did you know that the Holy Spirit makes startling revelations which maybe common knowledge to all? For example, the Holy Spirit revealed that Jesus was born on May 23 and was crucified and died on August 17. I was able to prove these to be true and correct.

I could believe the birth date as it is unknown, but you seem to be totally dissing the bible with the death date (assuming there ever was a Jesus). Isn't that blasphemy?

 

[tsig]

20120627.2020

@Ladewig, #713

I do not know the Welsh philosopher Dame Shirley Bassey that you are referring to. I heard the phrase “history repeats itself” before but I do not know where it came from. Since there is a pattern, that is why I say “history repeats itself.” The pattern is that the 1944 Olympic Games was scheduled to be held in London (also) but was cancelled because of World War II. This time, it will be cancelled because of World War III.

Another thing is that Germany hosted the 1936 Olympic Games. Then on 1939-09-01, it invaded Poland which started World War II. China hosted the 2008 Olympic Games. China may this time have the motive to eliminate the US in order to get the resource-rich Spratly Islands and the Scarborough Shoal on the South China Sea.

nine princes in amber


Of course history repeats itself, hes getting old and into his dotage so he wanders around saying things like "the die is cast in the river" and "to the winners belongs the bad food".

Shame really.

 

[tsig]

If none of these events happen, will you still believe in the Holy Spirit?

Mogen David 20/20

 

[dafydd]

roses are red
violets are blue
a face like yours
should be in the zoo

Any signs of this huge Chinese army amassing?