That is NOT irony.
Rain on your wedding day is irony; my statement was LOGIC, not irony.
Well let's just examine that:
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
98 year olds tend to do that. That's life (or death) not irony.
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
That's just that flies are attracted to wine. No irony.
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
An organisational failure, no irony.
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's called weather, not irony.
It's a free ride when you've already paid
Ask for a refund. Not irony, just bad luck.
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Commonly known as stupidity. Why didn't you take the advice proffered? Not irony.
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
That's an unfortunate and tragic accident. Not irony.
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
No irony in there at all.
A traffic jam when you're already late
Plan your journey better.
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
Who would be stupid enough to take their ciggie break at a No Smoking location?
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
I cannot conceive of such a situation. That is not irony, that is stupidity in the kitchen department.
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
that is jealousy, not irony.
The only irony in the song is that it contains no irony at all. Now, that's ironic.