March Stundie Nominations

[jargon buster]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vbd3E6tK2U

 

[Stacko]

From this nest of Geniuses who want to go for the Randi challenge at the Flat Earth Society:

They get even better. Neptune is a hoax created to prove the existence of gravity.

Well said Thork, you are quite right that Neptune is at best a wild fantasy and at worst a malicious globularist hoax. There is no such body in the sky; it was fabricated as a ploy by Newtonian fundamentalists to "prove" the existence of gravity, which modern science has shown to be a farcical lie.

No number of fuzzy pictures of coloured blobs will substantiate the bizarre myth of Neptune. I might just as well take a photograph of a Malteser and claim it was a planet.

 

[JohnG]

From their FAQ:

Q: "Is this site a joke?"

A: This site is not a joke. We are actively promoting the Flat Earth movement worldwide. There are, admittedly, several non-serious Flat Earth posters, but they are fairly easy to identify.

Q: "Why do you believe the Earth is flat?"

A: It looks that way up close. In our local reference frame, it appears to take a flat shape, ignoring obvious hills and valleys.

I have just one question: Is that site a joke?

 

[Biscuit]

I hope they explain stars next...

The sun and moon, each 32 miles in diameter, rotate at a height of 3,000 miles above sea level. As they are spotlights, they only illuminate certain places. This explains why there are nights and days on Earth. The stars are at a height of 3,100 miles above sea level, which is as far as from San Francisco to Boston. In the dark energy model, the celestial bodies are spherical and are made of ordinary matter. These spheres are being held above the Earth by DE.

And that explains that!

 

[tsig]

Newton laws good for seat belts not so for planets

From this nest of Geniuses who want to go for the Randi challenge at the Flat Earth Society:

Apparently the laws of physics only work in a local realm.


Newton's laws are very good at describing the movement of things that was can see and touch. They break down quite quickly when things get too massive, too small, too fast, or otherwise outside our realm of direct perception. Newton's laws are good to know so you do smart things like wear seatbelts, but they should be looked at as more guide lines or rules of thumb, not in serious debate.

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=53709.20


ETA: the stupidity on that forum is so thick you could cut it into planks and build a house out of it.

 

[Irish Mick]

Ann Coulter destroyed the WTC with fireballs from her eyes.

I can't stop laughing at this.

I mean, are these people for real or are they just taking the michael?

 

[Sword_Of_Truth]

Pat1k is easily offended by (bigger than) four letter words:

"Specious", is that some kinda' curse word SpitfireIX?

I don't know what "specious" means SpitfireIX. I will have to look it up. I suspect it is a profanity. It most definitely sounds like a swear word to me. Tomblvd in particular takes exception to people's using these types of "big" offensive terms, these "should be" off limits words. I will not report you to the moderators for using such a term SpitfireIX, but I cannot speak/write for all of the other forum members here.

 

[BaaBaa]

It pains me to suggest this but almost any post by "Dr" 1000 should be disallowed: this is obviously some kind of weird performance art piece he's working on.

 

[Horatius]

It pains me to suggest this but almost any post by "Dr" 1000 should be disallowed: this is obviously some kind of weird performance art piece he's working on.

Well, that's exactly what he'd expect a specious person like you to say!

 

[BaaBaa]

SPECIOUS!? When I find out what that means, you're gonna be in soooo much trouble!

 

[Sword_Of_Truth]

It pains me to suggest this but almost any post by "Dr" 1000 should be disallowed: this is obviously some kind of weird performance art piece he's working on.

I'm tempted to think the same of Anders Lindman.

 

[ArmillarySphere]

From a "white paper" full of face-palm logic about why Obama can't be a genuine American:

Think of a typewriter. The typist strikes a key and the corresponding character is printed on the paper in the carriage. Assuming a black ribbon is in the machine, the character printed will be purely black. All the characters will be purely black except when the space bar is used to produce a white space. The typewriter, then, can produce only two colors, pure black or pure white.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/85516572/2...-2-White-Paper

 

[Arisia]

It pains me to suggest this but almost any post by "Dr" 1000 should be disallowed: this is obviously some kind of weird performance art piece he's working on.

I'm tempted to think the same of Anders Lindman.

I'd add SpringHallConvert to that list, too.





Those Flat Earth folks should have their own section in the Stundie Hall of Fame.

 

[Spindrift]

From a "white paper" full of face-palm logic about why Obama can't be a genuine American:



http://www.scribd.com/doc/85516572/2...-2-White-Paper

Maybe there should be a most tortured analogy prize.

 

[carlitos]

Pat1k is easily offended by (bigger than) four letter words:

Performance art for sure. I put him on ignore when he kept slandering the astronauts, sure just to push people's buttons over here.

On my internet reading device, I can highlight and define any word in about 2 seconds. Writing a post that you "have to look up" a word is just silly.

 

[SpitfireIX]

Pat1k is easily offended by (bigger than) four letter words:

He claimed later that he wrote that as satire, but, as I responded, he regularly uses that as an excuse when he's caught in a lie or a mistake, so who knows?

 

[carlitos]

Jews Hollywood moguls chose the title for the Lee Majors action series in order to further cement the Holocaust death toll in our minds.

If there was a Holocaust computer virus its signature would be lying.

Holocaustics check every door/avenue to see what they can get away with lying about. To them silence, no response, is golden.

They conjured up the 6 MILLION number over a CENTURY ago. Then relaunched it in WWI. Again early in WW2 and at the end of WW2.

In the 70s the master stroke was administered by Hollywood moguls when the 6 Million Dollar Man forever etched the 6 million number into the psyche of every TV watcher on the planet.

I wonder if bringing Jaime Sommers back to life in The Bionic Woman was part of the conspiracy.

 

[fourtoe]

Jews Hollywood moguls chose the title for the Lee Majors action series in order to further cement the Holocaust death toll in our minds.



I wonder if bringing Jaime Sommers back to life in The Bionic Woman was part of the conspiracy.

My god. This is, I am sure of it, thee funniest one I have seen. Do you think Regis got the Jews pissed off when they called it "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?"?

 

[SpitfireIX]

Jews Hollywood moguls chose the title for the Lee Majors action series in order to further cement the Holocaust death toll in our minds.



I wonder if bringing Jaime Sommers back to life in The Bionic Woman was part of the conspiracy.

Let's just cancel the rest of the nominations and voting for March. We have our winner.

 

[ginjawarrior]

OH No. The moon is perfectly flat, like a cue ball. So, you would never see a shortened shadow going downhill or a lengthening shadow going up hill.

So, unless you can prove the moon is not perfectly flat, he's right.