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What happens immediately after a not guilty verdict
Silvia Bongiorno will do a benevolent smile, She will give sight to some blind children, She will multiply the loaves and fishes, and then She will be transported by angels in flight until her new chair of Minister. (Or, if you prefer, She will reach the Ministry riding her broom)
Amanda will declare to have always had faith in justice (and then she will run to the first church to light a giant votive candle)
Raffaele's father will declare to have always had faith in justice (and then he'll take her son by an ear, and he'll make to him a speech about "women")
Mignini will quote Baron Pierre De Coubertin: "The important thing in life is not to win but to imprison people". He will receive a message of solidarity from Harry John Woodcock. (The most unlucky prosecutor of Italy, all the people that he does imprison are later acquitted).
Maresca lose his self-esteem, he will begin to drink, he will stop shaving. Days later he will be stopped by a policeman while he was slashing, with the keys, the car body of the judge Pratillo Helmann.
The cops of the Flying Squad in Perugia will be sent to maintain order at the
stadium (much worse than Afghanistan)
The ordinary sunday of an Italian policeman 2'33"
Rocco Girlanda will be back in prison at Perugia-Capanne but this time, without the parliamentary immunity, he should stay there longer.
All Italian politicians will claim to have fought for the liberation of Amanda
Berlusconi will provide a jet to bring Amanda at home (but before: bunga-bunga)
The British pro-guilty blame the "corrupt" Italian justice. They will promote a boycott of Italian products: they will not buy anymore Ferrari, Lamborghini, Jacuzzi, Bulgari, Armani, Versace until there will be a new trial (but since the collapse of the pound sterling during the reign of the Blair government the British can only admire the Italian products on television, so this boycott will have no practical consequence :twisted: )
The friends of Amanda will do a big party, Michael will be so happy that he will give up his plan of ask Congress for bombing Italy.