Neil hates lasers. He's like a vampire tuned to wilt if hit with monochromatic light
Which astronauts, on which missions?
Last time I was in the Boundary Waters in northern Minnesota, I couldn't see northern lights.
The time before that I could.
Neil hates laser light godless dave. I would too were I only pretending to be in cislunar space and not really there to see and/or photograph the light.
From the Apollo 11 Voice Transcript;
Time: 01 11 25 49
"CC: Roger. We got a little laser visual experiment
we'd like to - for you to do for us. If - if
you got the Earth through any of your windows or
through the telescope, would you so advise?
Over.
CMP: Stand by one, Charlie.
CMP At this roll attitude, what should our highgain
angles be? Maybe that would help us locate
you. We don't see you in the lens
CC: Stand by.
CC: Hello, Apollo 11. Houston. Those high gain
angles are pitch minus 70, yaw 90. We think
the Earth is apparently pretty close to
plus z-axis. Over.
CMP: Okay.
CMP: Okay, Charlie. I got you in the telescope.
CC: Roger, Apollo 11. We've got a laser that we're
going to - It's a blue-green laser that we're
going to flash on and off at a frequency of on
for a second, off for a second. It's coming out
of McDonald Observatory near El Paso, which is -
should be right on the terminator --or right
inside the terminator. We are going to activate
that momentarily. Would you please take a look
through the telescope and see if you can see it.
Over.
CMP: Telescope? Or sextant?
CC: Either one. Over.
CMP: Okay, I'll try it with the telescope; and if I
don't see it there, then I'll try the sextant.,
CC: Roger. We'll give you the word when they've got
it turned on. Over.
CMP: Okay.
CC: 11, Houston. They don't have it turned on yet.
We'll give_ you the word when they got it turned on.
Over.
CMP Okay.
CC: Hello, Apollo 11. Houston. We noticed the CR¥O
pressure dropped a moment ago. Did you stir up
the CRYO' s? Over.
CDR: Roger. We've finished our cycling operations.
CC: Roger. Copy. Out. '
CC: Hello, Apollo 11. Houston. McDonald's got the
laser turned on, Would you take a look?, Over.
CMP: Okay, Charlie.
CC: It's bluish-green.
CC: 11, Houston. We got some shaft and._trunnion for
you that might tweak it up a little bit. Shaft
of 141.5, trunnion of 39.5. Over.
CDR: Okay. Stand by. ..
CC Apollo 11, Houston. If you see it it should be
coming up - appear to be coming up, throutgh the
clouds. McDonald reports that there's a break in the clouds that they're beaming this thing
through. Over.
CDR: Roger.
CC: Hello, Apollo 11. Houston. You can terminate
the exercise on the Laser. Our rates are steady
enough now for - to commence the PTC. Over.
LMP: Okay Houston. Neither Neil nor Mike can see it.
Incidentally_ those shafts and trunnions just
missed pointing at the world.
CC: Roger. Thank you.
LMP: As we are looking at it through the scanning
telescope, it would be about an oh, maybe a
third of an Earth radii high and to the left.
CC: Roger.
LMP: But, we did - but we did identify the El Paso
area and it appeared to us to be a break in the
clouds there, and we looked in that break and
saw nothing.
CC: Roger. Thank you much. Out.
CMP: Houston, Apollo 11. Over."
So they couldn't see the laser godless dave, but they could identify El Paso. I wonder if that is because they heard Marty Robbins voice wafting up through that break in the clouds there. You know the song "El Paso" don't ya' godless dave......?
" Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl. Night-time would find me in Rose's Cantina, music would play and Felina would whirl"
Great song. But somehow I don't think these guys are/were hip enough to relate.
Anyway, they do this throughout the trip, try and hit the not so very Eagle scouts with laser light. Neil ducks and says, "MISSED ME!!!".
Laser tag in outer space, only it's not really tag cuz' they're not in outer space. That's why they never get hit. See?