Okay, here's a new rule: The Central Scrutinizer (a.k.a. "Scrut") has no authority on this thread. Do NOT listen to anything he says. He will deliberately try to deceive you!!
But, as long as everyone understands that Scrut is to be ignored, here, we could then grant him the freedom to say whatever he wants, without as much further comments, except the occasional reminder of this warning. If Scrut wants to post that we are leaving from Chicago, Illinois, at 2:00 PM Singapore time, it is his privilege to do so. If Scrut lies, and tries to claim that he is really the one in charge, then you know it must be a lie. (And, a rather hideous one at that!) If Scrut does say something that happens to be accurate, chalk it up to coincidence.
The Official Chain of Command for the Post-TAM9 Red Rocks Tour goes like this:
1. Wowbagger - Everything that I say in this thread is the Official Word on the trip. Unless, of course, I am being sarcastic about something.
But, how is one to know if I am being sarcastic? One thing to look for is the word "pony" or "ponies". From this point forward, if you see that word in a paragraph that I am posting in this thread, it indicates that that paragraph was meant to be sarcastic, in some way. The only exception, of course, being paragraphs that explain why all the others would be sarcastic, with those words, including this one.
2. Kitten - In the unlikely event that I am unable to fulfill my duties as Self-Proclaimed Lead Organizer of the Red Rocks Tour, I think it would be most appropriate to leave Kitten in charge, since she is going to be The Guide, anyway, and seems to have some experience running these sorts of things.
If Kitten does not wish to take on this burden, she can name whoever she wants to take her place. I do not care who it is, as long as it is NOT Scrut.
3. mr. ottle - In the even more unlikely event that Kitten can not take on the burden of leading this thing, and she does not name someone to take her place, I suppose it would then fall onto the brave shoulders of mr. ottle, who volunteered to be our chauffer, early on.
If mr. ottle does not wish to take on this burden, he can name whoever he wants to take his place. I do not care who it is, as long as it is NOT Scrut.
4. God - In the extremely tragic occurrence that not even mr. ottle is able to fulfill his duties as leader, and he does not name anyone to take his place, then only God knows what is going to happen to this tour! Consult with Him about what to do... or at least one of His ponies.
There may be further posts that will elaborate on some of the nitty-gritty details about this post. So, I will now open it up to any questions or concerns you might have. Anyone have any questions or concerns?