May Stundie Nominations

I'm not sure if a pro-Apollo poster has ever been nominated before, but this guy deserves it because he knows more than anyone else on the planet does. When it is pointed out that Phil Plait knows that it was possible (not probable) for laser reflectors to be placed on the lunar surface via robotic means, this guy says that astronomers don't know nothing!

Then you start offering "proof" of your claims by presenting the ramblings of an ASTRONOMER?!

Do you even know what type of professionals to look for when discussing these issues?
Not a person that looks through a freaking telescope.

They have nothing to do with the FACTS of the issue at hand.

He has never built the RetroReflectors we are talking about, he has not placed them anywhere, and he had nothing to do with the mission that DID place them there.

As a matter of fact, he has absolutely NO EXPERIENCE relevant to the topic at hand in anyway shape or form. The only reason you mention him, is because he supports your insane agenda.
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http://forums.syfy.com/index.php?showtopic=2354940&view=findpost&p=6947763

Astronomers? We don' need no stinkin' astronomers!
 
We had a pro-Apollo guy get into the finals before. And that was about telescopes too.
 
Seriously outstanding Stundie here folks:

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7187596#post7187596

TruthMakesPeace said:
According to the theory, passengers were allowed to make calls, to get the official story out. Then "At about 10000 feet above sea level, remote controlled plastic explosives blew about 20 windows at once, balanced with 10 each side of the fuselage, so the plane would stay level, and equalize drag. This caused rushes of air to be released simultaneously and evenly, so the fuselage was not significantly damaged. This froze, asphyxiated and incapacitated the crew, passengers, and hijackers into unconsciousness."

I agree with your good point. The air release valve idea is too complicated and slow. Blowing the windows with plastic explosives would be much easier, faster, and effective.
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That's why we shouldn't let the Mythbusters plan these things.
 
http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1059907439&postcount=57

Rregarding the (non)existence of "orbs"......
Scientist are the worst people to believe they think they are right about everything, and they won't admit that they can't explain this. Do you reallly think they would preach about evolution, and then admit to something like this? People would think they are stupid or they won't take them seriously anymore.
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ApolloGnomon said:
fatfreddy88 deserves an additional nomination for repeatedly insisting that apollohoax.net is the "clavius forum."
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Well, yes and no...on Clavius, Jay refers to apollo hoax as "our forum", but the only real connection between the 2 is that Jay posts there a lot.


edit to add....his exact words are "Please give us feedback at our web forum."
 
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Captain_Swoop said:
I am a Mod on 'Bad Astronomy' When did I become a Shill? Why don't I get paid for this?
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They didn't tell you?

When doing your taxes, you need to file the 1040-NWO form. Most libraries and Home Depot's have them. Just ask the curator/customer service desk for a "pack of Juicy Fruit gum", and wink with each eye in a 3-2-3 code, starting with the right eye. They will give you the form sealed in an envelope that has the NWO stamp embossed on the back. Now go straight home...making sure to take the long way by taking various side-streets and back-roads. Make sure no one is following you by randomly slamming on your brakes. Once you get home, sit in your car for a good quarter-hour. Most truthers only have an attention span of 2 minutes 30 seconds...or the average span of a youtube video. Fifteen minutes is plenty of time for them to lose interest and head back to mommy's basement.

Now, opening the envelope is tricky. Use your finger to lace the opening with a little bit of water, then stick it in the microwave set on High for 4:11. Do not go 4:12, as that will trigger the self-destruct mechanism! From here on out, you'll have to handle the form with oven mitts...so it may be a bit tricky filling it in. I'd recommend getting in some practice writing before getting into it.

The first part of the form is easy, just your name and address. You'll have to list all your internet forum handles as well. This is so they can track your posts and ensure you are not a truther.

Now, the hard part. You'll have to print off all of your internet posts from the previous year...in triplicate. Make sure the printer is stocked up on ink. Next, you have to write a 500 word summary report on how you plan to continue your dis-info campaign. I got around this by just typing "truthers are stupid" over and over again. Add a few smilies and pictures of Judy Wood falling off a bridge for good measure.

Where the form asks you for the earned income, just put the code amount $91,120.01. You can also use $72,019.69 as a first time filer...it's kind of like a signing bonus. Make sure you sign in the appropriate places, and put your initials next to each line that you filled in…as well as each page of your internet posting report and dis-info summary.

Now, bundle them all together. You can’t use staples! They clog the shredding machines. So bind all of your documents using triple-twist twine made from hemp. You can get hemp twine from Walmart. Just ask the customer service desk for “government issue P-45”. They always have a bunch in the back where they keep the Bluray discs of the unaltered Zapruder Kennedy assassination films where you see an Army Ranger sniper walking into the frame with a government issue M-1 Garand. Don’t ask me how I know this. Make sure you have the 1040-NWO form on top, followed by your summary, followed by your triplicates. Wrap the neatly tied up papers in wax paper. Now wrap the bundle again in tinfoil. Use some more twine to tie up your tinfoil bundle. Remember, not following protocol will get your form rejected.

This part makes me mad, cuz you can’t send the bundle through the Postal Service. You have to personally take your unmarked bundle to the Toys ‘R Us store in Williston, VT. There, you have to hand your package to woman named Cheyenne (or Barb). Tell her it’s “a package of homemade rum raisin cookies” during the exchange…she will, in turn, hand you a ceramic coffee mug with your first name on it. Make sure your mug has either Barbie or Star Wars characters on it.

If you did everything right, you should start getting checks in 12-16 weeks! At the very least, you get a mug out of it! Good luck!
 
Can I nominate myself ? ...as my dumb moniker keeps reminding me of a certain fact ?

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I'm not sure if this should be two separate posts but since they come from the same link I will keep them as one:
http://www.naturalnews.com/032258_economic_collapse_2012.html

First, SWAT teams will be forcing vaccines on everyone.
The armed SWAT raids on Maryanne Godboldo in Detroit are only the beginning (http://www.naturalnews.com/032091_M...). The truth is that the medical system uses guns to force its vaccines and chemotherapy onto children and teens across America. The medical system has become so utterly useless, corrupt and dangerous that it must actually invoke guns in peoples' faces just to "convince" people to take its medicine. This is a gunpoint-enforced medical monopoly that exists as a threat to our health and our freedoms.
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Second, all food is now radioactive.
Here's one that's really insidious: The global food supply is now contaminated with the radioactive fallout from Fukushima. We're told the levels are "low," but we're not told the truth of how radioactive cesium isotopes persist in the food supply for centuries. How is the human race going to survive its exposure to CT scans, radioactive food, chest X-rays, TSA body scanners and even the secret DHS mobile X-ray vans that can penetrate your body with X-rays as you're walking into a football stadium? The total radiation burden on the human race is now reaching a point of mass infertility. That may be the whole idea, actually.
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I know this isn't going to make it, but it amused me. I was having a conversation with a friend of mine about US politics and we got to talking about JFK, the Cuban crisis, Viet Nam, LBJ and all of that. My friend was telling me how much she liked JFK and what a great President she thought he was. She then paused and said to me, totally seriously :

"Whatever happened to him?"

That's right. Whatever happened to JFK, was the question.

OK we are Australian and too young to remember the actual man, but, really? She did realise she'd said something stupid after a few seconds, but it gave me a huge laugh, so I thought I would share.
 
Found this from a regular idiot\troll commenter at Respectful Insolence, it's comment #96 on this article

Of course, vaccines are the best choice to infect naive children. They are better alternative than natural infection because they are convenient and readily available and ignorant parents are guaranteed that their naive children are getting the right stuff without fail.

Obviously, you have no clue of what you're talking about despite of your so-called research. You're a pretender just like the rest.
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A good pile of vaccine ignorance with a pinch of smug superiority
 
Obviousman said:
I'm not sure if a pro-Apollo poster has ever been nominated before, but this guy deserves it because he knows more than anyone else on the planet does. When it is pointed out that Phil Plait knows that it was possible (not probable) for laser reflectors to be placed on the lunar surface via robotic means, this guy says that astronomers don't know nothing!



http://forums.syfy.com/index.php?showtopic=2354940&view=findpost&p=6947763

Astronomers? We don' need no stinkin' astronomers!
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I think this one is my favorite so far. It's not just the ignorance, it's the arrogance that makes it great.
 
Its been quiet on Ickes but heres a nice one
How can they take something from you if you don't agree on what it is they are attempting to take?

They might call my rectangular rock assembly with angled thin things on top a house/dwelling/residence or anything else for that matter but unless I agree on that terminology there is no meeting of minds and therefore no subject-matter jurisdiction.

That IS the law - FACT
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http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1059911169&postcount=6

So when the bailiffs and police come to evict you as long as you don't admit its a house, your home free (pardon the pun)
 
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