TAM 9 Volunteers needed

[bumlet5]

Don't worry, there are very special jobs for n00bs...

Verrrrry Special.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Don't worry, there are very special jobs for n00bs...

Buying me beer.

 

[bumlet5]

Buying me beer.

I thought that was for everyone, not just n00bs.

 

[20vturbo]

I can help!

 

[dasmiller]

About those special jobs for n00bs . . . are there any that don't leave permanent marks?

 

[hcmom]

About those special jobs for n00bs . . . are there any that don't leave permanent marks?

Physical, or emotional?

 

[NoisyAstronomer]

Will we need therapy afterwards?

 

[NoisyAstronomer]

Buying me beer.

Official TAM beer wench?

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Official TAM beer wench?

The title is yours!

 

[bumlet5]

The title is yours!

Does she have to wear the St Pauly Girl uniform?

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Does she have to wear the St Pauly Girl uniform?

Of course!!!

 

[hcmom]

Will we need therapy afterwards?

It probably wouldn't be effective enough to be worth spending money on.

 

[bumlet5]

Of course!!!

Too bad for her. That sucker itches.

 

[kmortis]

Too bad for her. That sucker itches.

Damn, and I was looking forward to your reprisal of the role, bumlet.

 

[MLynn]

1st TAM! Assuming I can find a way to afford registration (or hopefully win a scholarship) I would like to volunteer for something that a n00b could do, whatever that is.

EEEEE!!!!

You'll do fine as a volunteer - it's a good way to meet a lot of the people, and questions are always welcome. I hope to see you there...

 

[MLynn]

Official TAM beer wench?

It's ok to be skeptical of The Scrut. Really (naughty Scrutty...)

 

[Piggy]

Well, just got notice that they finally opened registration. I should be able to get everything squared away tonight. Plan to arrive Tuesday evening, leave Monday.

 

[hcmom]

It's ok to be skeptical of The Scrut. Really (naughty Scrutty...)

It's recommended that you also be very cautious around him.

 

[SkepticScott]

I haven't booked anything yet, but as soon as I do, I'll also send a PM confirming I want to be a volunteer.

Thanks Zooterkin!

You can put me on the list, as usual, if you haven't already. I think I can pretty much handle whatever jobs you want.

Thanks Wowbagger!

But, in addition to not missing any part of TAM, I also want to make sure I get a job that does NOT involve getting permanently maimed or blinded.

So temporary is OK? What's your definition of "temporary"?

If I volunteer, can I get in TAM for free?

Sadly, no. I pay full-price myself. But volunteers will get a free lunch on Wednesday.

1st TAM! Assuming I can find a way to afford registration (or hopefully win a scholarship) I would like to volunteer for something that a n00b could do, whatever that is.

Thanks NoisyAstronomer! No prior experience (or attendance) is necessary to help.

 

[hcmom]

Notice how SkepticScott carefully tiptoed around mentioning the special jobs for the n00bs? That's because they are THAT special!