February Stundie nominations

over on Ickes there's a story about social services stealing a child.
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1059670834&postcount=40

I spoke with Elaine at length a day later, she weas still in hospital and in maternity (I'd say that was tantamount to psychological torture but there you go), her baby daughter had been taken into care and she would never be allowed to see her. The reason? - get this, she had previous for drugs but had been clean for 3 years, but her boyfriend had previous for drugs, ABH and a list of other miscellany as well as a sexual offence, so as she was living with him, the baby was deemed at risk. Ironic because she ********** him off the following week.
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"get this??????"
what on earth does this idiot think merits taking a child away if not a bloke of that caliber?
 
The thread on the David Icke forum about the Concorde Conspiracy has already had a mention here, but the post about why Concorde had to be destroyed hasn't featured. It's all about reptilian reproduction apparently.

"The Illuminae, hate sonic booms! And for a very specific reason. They instructed the "elite" to engineer the Concorde accident and make running these fine aircraft economically unviable. Another member on this forum has recently mentioned that the Illuminae hate sonic booms and I will now tell you why.

The secret is to be found in the biology of Reptilian reproduction. Unlike terrestrial reptiles, our Illuminae secret leaders did not evolve here. The eggs they lay have much thinner shells because their home origin planet had a thinner atmosphere and a slightly lower gravity than that on the Earth. A thicker shell was not needed on the planet Illumina.
Sonic booms are a threat to Reptilian reproduction because the sonic booms confuse the embryonic Reptilian, and cause the eggs to crack prematurely and thus kill the young, preventing the eggs maturing into viable hatchlings.

Therefore, Concorde posed a threat to Reptilian reproduction and had to be grounded."

Who knew that?
 
Supermac said:
The thread on the David Icke forum about the Concorde Conspiracy has already had a mention here, but the post about why Concorde had to be destroyed hasn't featured. It's all about reptilian reproduction apparently.

"The Illuminae, hate sonic booms! And for a very specific reason. They instructed the "elite" to engineer the Concorde accident and make running these fine aircraft economically unviable. Another member on this forum has recently mentioned that the Illuminae hate sonic booms and I will now tell you why.

The secret is to be found in the biology of Reptilian reproduction. Unlike terrestrial reptiles, our Illuminae secret leaders did not evolve here. The eggs they lay have much thinner shells because their home origin planet had a thinner atmosphere and a slightly lower gravity than that on the Earth. A thicker shell was not needed on the planet Illumina.
Sonic booms are a threat to Reptilian reproduction because the sonic booms confuse the embryonic Reptilian, and cause the eggs to crack prematurely and thus kill the young, preventing the eggs maturing into viable hatchlings.

Therefore, Concorde posed a threat to Reptilian reproduction and had to be grounded."

Who knew that?
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Curses! Beings that can travel through interstellar space, shapeshift in to human form, and take over the Earth foiled by thin eggshells. Reminds me of the War of the Worlds plot.
 
twinstead said:
Curses! Beings that can travel through interstellar space, shapeshift in to human form, and take over the Earth foiled by thin eggshells. Reminds me of the War of the Worlds plot.
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All that and they can't make a sound insulated room!
 
NWO Sentryman said:
JihadJane in the "Obama kills King of Saudi Arabia" thread



damn it, i need a sci fi reference here.
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Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back

[Darth Vader has just learned of Admiral Ozzel's big blunder, and activates a viewscreen]
Admiral Ozzel: [appearing onscreen with Captain Piett] Lord Vader, the fleet has moved out of lightspeed and we're preparing to...
[Ozzel stops, and suddenly begins to choke, clutching at his throat]
Darth Vader: You have failed me for the last time, Admiral. Captain Piett?
Captain Piett: Yes, my lord?
Darth Vader: Make ready to land our troops beyond their energy field, and deploy the fleet, so that nothing gets off the system.
[beside Piett, Admiral Ozzel utters one last strangled gasp, and falls over dead]
Darth Vader: You are in command now, Admiral Piett.
Admiral Piett: Thank you, Lord Vader.
 
Supermac said:
The thread on the David Icke forum about the Concorde Conspiracy has already had a mention here, but the post about why Concorde had to be destroyed hasn't featured. It's all about reptilian reproduction apparently.

"The Illuminae, hate sonic booms! And for a very specific reason. They instructed the "elite" to engineer the Concorde accident and make running these fine aircraft economically unviable. Another member on this forum has recently mentioned that the Illuminae hate sonic booms and I will now tell you why.

The secret is to be found in the biology of Reptilian reproduction. Unlike terrestrial reptiles, our Illuminae secret leaders did not evolve here. The eggs they lay have much thinner shells because their home origin planet had a thinner atmosphere and a slightly lower gravity than that on the Earth. A thicker shell was not needed on the planet Illumina.
Sonic booms are a threat to Reptilian reproduction because the sonic booms confuse the embryonic Reptilian, and cause the eggs to crack prematurely and thus kill the young, preventing the eggs maturing into viable hatchlings.

Therefore, Concorde posed a threat to Reptilian reproduction and had to be grounded."

Who knew that?
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I'd blame the DDT.
 
Supermac said:
The thread on the David Icke forum about the Concorde Conspiracy has already had a mention here, but the post about why Concorde had to be destroyed hasn't featured. It's all about reptilian reproduction apparently.

"The Illuminae, hate sonic booms! And for a very specific reason. They instructed the "elite" to engineer the Concorde accident and make running these fine aircraft economically unviable. Another member on this forum has recently mentioned that the Illuminae hate sonic booms and I will now tell you why.

The secret is to be found in the biology of Reptilian reproduction. Unlike terrestrial reptiles, our Illuminae secret leaders did not evolve here. The eggs they lay have much thinner shells because their home origin planet had a thinner atmosphere and a slightly lower gravity than that on the Earth. A thicker shell was not needed on the planet Illumina.
Sonic booms are a threat to Reptilian reproduction because the sonic booms confuse the embryonic Reptilian, and cause the eggs to crack prematurely and thus kill the young, preventing the eggs maturing into viable hatchlings.

Therefore, Concorde posed a threat to Reptilian reproduction and had to be grounded."

Who knew that?
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i think that poster was joking and you've missed it
 
Alferd_Packer said:
Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back

[Darth Vader has just learned of Admiral Ozzel's big blunder, and activates a viewscreen]
Admiral Ozzel: [appearing onscreen with Captain Piett] Lord Vader, the fleet has moved out of lightspeed and we're preparing to...
[Ozzel stops, and suddenly begins to choke, clutching at his throat]
Darth Vader: You have failed me for the last time, Admiral. Captain Piett?
Captain Piett: Yes, my lord?
Darth Vader: Make ready to land our troops beyond their energy field, and deploy the fleet, so that nothing gets off the system.
[beside Piett, Admiral Ozzel utters one last strangled gasp, and falls over dead]
Darth Vader: You are in command now, Admiral Piett.
Admiral Piett: Thank you, Lord Vader.
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When I was in the US Army, one of my Officers made a comment after 'Empire" that Darth Vader sure had a strict Zero Defects system.....
 
BobHaulk said:
i think that poster was joking and you've missed it
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I'm not so sure - he made further posts to support his theory.

"PLUS, my research has shown that the flight path of Concorde was too close to some of the most important Reptilian hatcheries. I believe many Illuminae pre-hatchlings were killed by Concorde."

A Mod had to intervene because he was getting so much abuse from other posters.
 
Let's turn back the clock to 1910!

These Democrats don’t want to acknowledge that they lost the election and now public education will be subject to reforms that have been needed for more than 100 years.
Progress doesn’t come easy – especially when you are battling 100 years of good-old-boy Democrat politics and the education establishment.

Genuine academic freedom

Academic freedom is not alive and well in public schools in Oklahoma. By law, science teachers must present the theory of evolution and most mistakenly present it as fact. To their credit, some teachers tell their students about other theories on the origin of man, including the Creation story in the Bible and the theory of Intelligent Design (which has a growing number of adherents who don’t believe in the Bible).
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http://www.tulsabeacon.com/?p=4962
 
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