Did Jackie Kennedy kill JFK?

Jack by the hedge said:
Now you're talking.

Kennedy, having launched a second and completely successful invasion of Cuba in 1964, had subsequently been re-elected with such a landslide that he was acclaimed President-For-Life.

With the success of his moon landing challenge for the '60s, Kennedy's project for the '70s was a permanent moonbase to be created underground. To carve out the underground caverns, in 1973 nukes were drilled into the lunar surface and detonated. To their horror, the NWO found their own secret underground moonbase was breached by the explosions and an unlucky hit on their nuclear arsenal detonated the lot, with a cataclysmic explosion which shattered the moon.

Kennedy was hastily taken to Area 52 and shown the Lizard's secret teleport system. With mere hours to go before a major portion of the disrupted moon struck the earth and destroyed all life, the teleport system was rapidly reprogrammed on the President's orders to take a single passenger back 10 years. Seizing a rifle, Kennedy leapt into the transporter beam and hurled himself back to Dallas in 1963 where he took careful aim and shot himself thereby changing history and preventing him from destroying life on earth.

True story.
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Awesome.

I have taken the liberty of forwarding this post to Steven Spielberg.
 
I think jackie may have shot Kennedy because she knew that he was developing curvature of the spine.
I have no evidence of course, its just a "hunch"
 
jargon buster said:
I think jackie may have shot Kennedy because she knew that he was developing curvature of the spine.
I have no evidence of course, its just a "hunch"
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Another one of Lattimer's never ending series of ludicrous statements about the Kenendy case - 'Kennedy was a hunchback.'
 
If you look carefully at the Zaphruder film under polarised ultraviolet light you can see quite clearly that Jackie is Marilyn Monroe in disguise. For eample, her black hair dye is fluorescing. I know this was the widely accepted theory at the time, but the proof is now incontrovertible (just like the limo they were in, i.e. no roof).
 
Blogiston said:
If you look carefully at the Zaphruder film under polarised ultraviolet light you can see quite clearly that Jackie is Marilyn Monroe in disguise. For eample, her black hair dye is fluorescing. I know this was the widely accepted theory at the time, but the proof is now incontrovertible (just like the limo they were in, i.e. no roof).
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And the Kennedy family bumped her off in a revenge killing.Yes,it all makes sense now......... Nurse!!!
 
dafydd said:
And the Kennedy family bumped her off in a revenge killing.Yes,it all makes sense now......... Nurse!!!
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Exactly. I know some people will now say but she died a whole year before JFK was assassinated, but that is only an insurmountable issue if one's memory merely works in reverse.

(Out of earshot, Nurse hails, "Medication time, sir")
 
jargon buster said:
I think jackie may have shot Kennedy because she knew that he was developing curvature of the spine.
I have no evidence of course, its just a "hunch"
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/\ that was a pun*.

Soily said:
He really did claim that was the case. He said Kennedy had developed a sizable hump. According to him, Kennedy also stored his lungs in his throat.
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/\ this is a failure to communicate.

*The pun, or paronomasia, is a form of word play which exploits numerous meanings of a statement, allowing it to be understood in multiple ways for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun
 
Blogiston said:
Exactly. I know some people will now say but she died a whole year before JFK was assassinated, but that is only an insurmountable issue if one's memory merely works in reverse.

(Out of earshot, Nurse hails, "Medication time, sir")
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Little things like that wouldn't bother a truther or CT nut.
 
I think John Conally's bedside interview is interesting on many levels, its ultimetly a remarkably elegent(albeit rehearsed) and oddly moving speech about tolerence, from a man who's just almost been killed by an assassin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP04_lGjkO0
 
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Just reading about Clint Hill, the First Ladies bodyguard that day in Dallas.
Mr Hill is the figure in the Zapruder film which shows him climbing onto the back of the president's limousine.

‘I heard the first shot, saw the president grab his throat, lurch left and I knew something was wrong,’ he recalled, his voice halting.

‘When I got to the presidential vehicle, just as I approached it, a third shot rang out, hitting the president in the head, just above the right ear and left a hole about the size of my palm.

Vivid memory: Now in his seventies, Hill still remembers the tragic day clearly
‘There were blood and brains spewed about over myself and the car.

‘I helped Mrs Kennedy get in the back seat and the President fell into her lap.

‘I was quite sure it was a fatal wound. The First Lady was in shock. She was doing the best she could, she was covered in blood.’
On the way to Parkland Hospital, where the president would be certified, dead there was little conversation. But, according to Mrs Hill, Mrs Kennedy ‘said something about, "Oh, Jack, what have I done? What have I done?".‘


(I changed 'they' to 'I' to make it fit better with the thread - I think that is consistent with good practice on these boards)
 
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