Did Jackie Kennedy kill JFK?

That's just the result of the nervous reaction by JFK to being shot - he vacated his bowels so explosively that the jobbie ripped through not just his clothing but the limo seat as well.

Or it could be a pool of congealed blood.

But then Jackie's dress should have been stained more because she climbed back into the backseat again and sat there during the drive to the hospital: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62sT13AAIag

Jackie's dress should have been stained more than it was: http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/7015/jfk38c1.png

If the driver triggered the weapon mounted in the backseat by pushing a button then it would probably have been a handheld trigger device held in his left hand: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BPyhsW_CNI
 
The grassy knoll was hollowed out and inside was an automatic, laser-guided rifle. That's right the grassy knoll killed Kennedy.

Automatic laser-guided rifle?? Pur-lease, as if that technology was available then. The knoll was clearly equipped with a prototype direct energy weapon, and I have some dust here that proves it (but you meanies aren't getting any).
 
I must say that JFK CTs, while quite silly, are usually variations around the "second gunman" theme. This one sets the bar incredibly high. Is it possible for anyone to formulate a more ridiculous theory?

Yes, but it would take a lot of work, gall and ignorance to do it. I can think of two or three candidates for the attemt on the forum, unfortunately.
 
Although probably an expanding bullet was used (a bullet that fragments and expands in an outward moving cone) the main trajectory of the bullet can be seen in the Zapruder film, a straight line in an upward to the right angle possibly going from the bottom of the backseat. Also notice the left hand of the driver at the time of the head shot. Was the driver holding a trigger device in his left hand? And did he push the button at the moment the head shot went off?

See for example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g04cDIu7EI
 
Although probably an expanding bullet was used (a bullet that fragments and expands in an outward moving cone) the main trajectory of the bullet can be seen in the Zapruder film, a straight line in an upward to the right angle possibly going from the bottom of the backseat. Also notice the left hand of the driver at the time of the head shot. Was the driver holding a trigger device in his left hand? And did he push the button at the moment the head shot went off?

See for example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g04cDIu7EI

The driver was right handed so he wouldn't be able to get an accurate shot with his left hand.
 
Automatic laser-guided rifle?? Pur-lease, as if that technology was available then. The knoll was clearly equipped with a prototype direct energy weapon, and I have some dust here that proves it (but you meanies aren't getting any).

We don't know what secret military devices are produced in clandestine labs. If the laser wasn't a military development, then were did it come from?? :duck:
 
I must say that JFK CTs, while quite silly, are usually variations around the "second gunman" theme. This one sets the bar incredibly high. Is it possible for anyone to formulate a more ridiculous theory?
Yes. JFK shot himself, as anyone not blind or dumb can see. Obviously! :rolleyes:

And that has occurred to so many people that it must be correct.
 
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We don't know what secret military devices are produced in clandestine labs. If the laser wasn't a military development, then were did it come from?? :duck:
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The laser rifles and pistols had a lot of problems with using the ice bullets, which tended to melt upon ignition.
 
He didn't even have to do that. The trained mutant attack baboon hidden in the trunk pushed the button for him.
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And that trained mutant attack baboon was signaled by the Umbrella Man as to the proper time to shoot, in coordination with the shooter in the drainage culvert, and the one on the overpass, and the Grassy Knoll shooters.
 
The driver was right handed so he wouldn't be able to get an accurate shot with his left hand.
If you mean purely in terms of accuracy (not just body position in the car) I fire just fine with both hands - but that should in no way be assumed/thought to be supportive of the silliness under discussion.:)
 
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The laser rifles and pistols had a lot of problems with using the ice bullets, which tended to melt upon ignition.

Was that why the assassination team used bullets made from frozen, raw meat and fired from an experimental ultra high pressure gas cannon filled with liquid nitrogen?
 
Or the driver could have had a wireless, radio trigger surgically implanted in his groin, so he could activate the bullet firing device or 'gun' just by squeezing his left testicle.

Just try to prove I'm wrong.

Difficult to prove perhaps. But it's probably easier to prove that the bullet could not have come from above-right and behind JFK (from the Texas School Book Depository), because that would have resulted in a more symmetrical damage and maybe even resulted in the front of JFK's skull being blown out. The autopsy shows a very lopsided exit wound damage situated on the right side of the head: http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5229/jfkhead.jpg

My guess is that the exit wound damage in JFK's head is more consistent with the use of an expanding bullet and an upwards trajectory going from JFK's left to right.

http://lutz-moeller-jagd.de/Zielwirkung/glasser.jpg

http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac84/pi31415/Kennedy/Bullettrajectory3.jpg
 
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Difficult to prove perhaps. But it's probably easier to prove that the bullet could not have come from above-right and behind JFK (from the Texas School Book Depository), because that would have resulted in a more symmetrical damage and maybe even resulted in the front of JFK's skull being blown out. The autopsy shows a very lopsided exit wound damage situated on the right side of the head: http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5229/jfkhead.jpg

My guess is that the exit wound damage in JFK's head is more consistent with the use of an expanding bullet and an upwards trajectory going from JFK's left to right.

http://lutz-moeller-jagd.de/Zielwirkung/glasser.jpg

http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac84/pi31415/Kennedy/Bullettrajectory3.jpg

The reason the front of Kennedy's face wasn't blown out is because the wound was slightly tangential, it hit the top right rear cowlick of Kennedy's head whilst he was turned slightly to his left, and exited the right/top side of his head as shown in the Zapruder film. The tangential aspect of the impact was what caused to bullet to fragment inside the internal skull table, and the lines of force of the bullet cratered the skull at the right rear and top area of Kennedy's head, with the pressure forces created in the brain and tissues causing a huge blow out of material and pieces of skull in a cone that extended rearwards upwards and to the right.

A further bullet then hit Kennedy in the back of the head just above the External occipital protuberance whilst Kennedy's head was almost horizontal.

All shots that hit Kennedy came from behind, there is very little doubt about that. If a shot came from anywhere else it missed.
 

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