DevilsAdvocate
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Yay! I colored in my favorite panels.
Here is "Civil Rights Don't Work Here (Chick Tract Stinky #25)" by DevilsAdvocate.
Don’t you know that in Christendom you can’t join your friends and you have no civil rights?
Our hero has found himself in a bind. It appears the mean, arrogant angel-bouncer is going to prevent our hero from getting the present he needs for his boss to give to Satan, which is expected to be candy because Satan and Christian children love free candy. But then we find out that the friendly angel-bouncer was just trying to protect poor Stinky from getting Chick Tracks in his candy bag, which would get him in trouble big-time with Number 3.
So it looks like Stinky will just have to steal the kids’ candy (or buy some candy), which will get his boss promoted, and probably get him a nice bonus as well. And he would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids. Amy has dumped off her Chick Tracks on Stinky, and it looks like our hero is headed for disaster despite the civil-rights-denying angel-bouncer that tried to protect him from Chick Tracks.
Luckily, Stinky’s boss doesn’t have the 20 minutes that it apparently takes to figure out that Chick Tracts are about Jesus, so it ends up being his boss who gets in trouble and Stinky has a wonderful holiday after all! The end.
Here is "Civil Rights Don't Work Here (Chick Tract Stinky #25)" by DevilsAdvocate.
Don’t you know that in Christendom you can’t join your friends and you have no civil rights?
Our hero has found himself in a bind. It appears the mean, arrogant angel-bouncer is going to prevent our hero from getting the present he needs for his boss to give to Satan, which is expected to be candy because Satan and Christian children love free candy. But then we find out that the friendly angel-bouncer was just trying to protect poor Stinky from getting Chick Tracks in his candy bag, which would get him in trouble big-time with Number 3.
So it looks like Stinky will just have to steal the kids’ candy (or buy some candy), which will get his boss promoted, and probably get him a nice bonus as well. And he would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids. Amy has dumped off her Chick Tracks on Stinky, and it looks like our hero is headed for disaster despite the civil-rights-denying angel-bouncer that tried to protect him from Chick Tracks.
Luckily, Stinky’s boss doesn’t have the 20 minutes that it apparently takes to figure out that Chick Tracts are about Jesus, so it ends up being his boss who gets in trouble and Stinky has a wonderful holiday after all! The end.
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