Stinky (Jack Chick's latest)

[Abdul Alhazred]

Here is an example of the right way to do the child devil thing.

 

[aggle-rithm]

Why do angels know Stinky by name? And why do they think they can boss him around? And why does distributing Chick Tracts from your house make it "holy ground"? And Hell is run via video phones? And what kind of present would an immortal being of evil even want from Earth? And Hell is literally underground, that you have to climb through a storm drain to get to Earth from there?

Well, it's written for children. And when children ask uncomfortable questions, you can spank them and send them to bed with no supper.

 

[aggle-rithm]

Um, was I supposed to come away with the idea that demons are lovable, if a bit smelly, scamps while angels are nasty, mean guys who don't like civil rights?

Oh, don't get me started on civil rights! America was founded on CHRISTIAN values, not equality and that crap about liberty and the pursuit of happiness!

 

[RobRoy]

Here is an example of the right way to do the child devil thing.

Here's a better way:

 

[TragicMonkey]

Well, if the book left all these unanswered questions, at least we can hope they'll be addressed in the movie.

 

[neutrino_cannon]

And what kind of present would an immortal being of evil even want from Earth?

Twix bars. Duh.

 

[TragicMonkey]

Twix bars. Duh.

Nonsense! Satan is a fallen angel, a being of ineffable power and consciousness beyond our comprehension! He'd want a KitKat or better.

 

[RobRoy]

Nonsense! Satan is a fallen angel, a being of ineffable power and consciousness beyond our comprehension! He'd want a KitKat or better.

Gimme a break!

Clearly Lucifer wasn't satisfied with his status. Thus Snickers is the only candy bar of choice.

 

[Ysidro]

When I was little anyone who gave me Chick tracts instead of candy would have gotten their garage door egged. And their pumpkin smashed if they had one.

Pumpkins are a pagan satanic squash! No god fearing house with Chick Tracts would have the devil's vegetable nearby!

 

[TragicMonkey]

Gimme a break!

Clearly Lucifer wasn't satisfied with his status. Thus Snickers is the only candy bar of choice.

Satan is the Father of Lies. Therefore he must like Whoppers.

 

[RobRoy]

Satan is the Father of Lies. Therefore he must like Whoppers.

He's also the Morning Star, so clearly a Milky Way is on the top of his list.

 

[A Christian Sceptic]

He's also the Morning Star, so clearly a Milky Way is on the top of his list.

Maybe some Starbursts.

 

[tsig]

My regular Jack Chick review. I try to do one every time he comes out with a new one.

For Halloween. Aimed at children, therefore intended to be given as a "treat".

http://skepticalcommunity.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?p=552676#552676

I think Stinky is after his bosses' job. This should be titled "How to succeed in hell without really trying".

 

[RedIsColourOfPurity]

Vampire story was fun.

 

[Megalodon]

There's two reasons why M&M's are Lucifer's candy of choice:

a) They will not melt in his hand;
b) They're the only candy Jesus can't have.

 

[dirtywick]

haha those kids kept all the candy and gave Stinky all the tracts.

 

[aggle-rithm]

haha those kids kept all the candy and gave Stinky all the tracts.

I used to get tracts like that in my Halloween candy (not Chick tracts, just bible verses). I remember thinking, "what the heck is this? I get enough of this at school."

Silly me. Couldn't tell the difference between Catholicism and Evangelism.

 

[devnull]

ummmmmm..........

 

[catsmate]

Gimme a break!

Clearly Lucifer wasn't satisfied with his status. Thus Snickers is the only candy bar of choice.

No! It is the Ice Cream Mars he covets. Not available in hell.

 

[RobRoy]

No! It is the Ice Cream Mars he covets. Not available in hell.

Would that be Dove ice cream?