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Stinky (Jack Chick's latest)

So Hell uniforms consist solely of a gold chain with an Arabic numeral for rank?
I knew those brownfolk and mathtypes were all in cahoots with the dark side!
 
Hellbound said:
Porcelain is the tool of SATAN!!! Indoor plumbing will flush you straight to HELL!!!!!!
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Nah:
Then I saw a great white throne and Him who was seated on it.

Revelation 20:11​
 
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Cainkane1 said:
Stinky got tossed into a fire and when he hit bottom he said what a great trip he had had.
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No, it was his boss Number 3 who got tossed into the fire. The fact that Stinky thought it was hilarious that someone got brutally punished because of him, just shows how evil he is.

TragicMonkey said:
Why do angels know Stinky by name?
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Obviously as messengers from God they know everything. Or maybe they made an educated guess based on physical atributes.

And why does distributing Chick Tracts from your house make it "holy ground"?
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Obviously God makes sure the good Christian woman is protected from demons.

And Hell is run via video phones?
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They've got to communicate, don't they? It's not like Satan is omniscient or something.

And what kind of present would an immortal being of evil even want from Earth?
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Apparently "Something that shows how much the world loves him." Poor misunderstood Satan, all he ever wanted was a little bit of love. Jesus once said "Love thy Enemy", not sure how that could be worked into this story... If Satan was really so evil, wouldn't it make more sense if he wanted people to be consumed by hatred against him?

And Hell is literally underground, that you have to climb through a storm drain to get to Earth from there?
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It actually raises a much greater theological question: does all our waste water end up in Hell?
 
Earthborn said:
No, it was his boss Number 3 who got tossed into the fire. The fact that Stinky thought it was hilarious that someone got brutally punished because of him, just shows how evil he is.

Obviously as messengers from God they know everything. Or maybe they made an educated guess based on physical atributes.

Obviously God makes sure the good Christian woman is protected from demons.

They've got to communicate, don't they? It's not like Satan is omniscient or something.

Apparently "Something that shows how much the world loves him." Poor misunderstood Satan, all he ever wanted was a little bit of love. Jesus once said "Love thy Enemy", not sure how that could be worked into this story... If Satan was really so evil, wouldn't it make more sense if he wanted people to be consumed by hatred against him?

It actually raises a much greater theological question: does all our waste water end up in Hell?
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I stand corrected. Number 3 was tossed in the fire while Stinky gloated.
 
Um, was I supposed to come away with the idea that demons are lovable, if a bit smelly, scamps while angels are nasty, mean guys who don't like civil rights?

I'm so confused. I'm afraid too many Jack Chick tracts might turn me into a Satanist!
 
This is the most hilarious panels I've seen in a while :D

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TragicMonkey said:
Why do angels know Stinky by name? And why do they think they can boss him around? And why does distributing Chick Tracts from your house make it "holy ground"? And Hell is run via video phones? And what kind of present would an immortal being of evil even want from Earth? And Hell is literally underground, that you have to climb through a storm drain to get to Earth from there?
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That list of all good and righteous and the other list. It's on their Ipods.:)
 
Mirrorglass said:
This is the most hilarious panels I've seen in a while :D

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When their charabanc pulled up for petrol, did the attendant ask, "Should I check the tires and the Druid levels?"?:confused:
 
Ferguson said:
So Hell uniforms consist solely of a gold chain with an Arabic numeral for rank?
I knew those brownfolk and mathtypes were all in cahoots with the dark side!
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Wait a minute, how does Jack know what the devil looks like and how hell is arranged unless.....
 
According to the tract:

1. God doesn't recognize rights.
2. God's going to punish you because of something someone else did.
3. God will waive the punishment if you believe he killed himself, taking your place for said punishment.
4. Ahh, the Devil has a guy he lovingly calls "Stinky", just like God.
5. The old people are stunned. Apparently the mini-devil is the first kid to take way too much candy when given the option. That, even more than the existence of the mini-devil, or the preposterous story of original sin and salvation, leads me to realize this is fiction.
 
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