Travis
Misanthrope of the Mountains
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Politicians are always falling all over themselves to try and appeal to small business. They constantly try to posture themselves as their savior.
Why?
I hate small businesses!
First off, they are never frigging open!
We have a tile store. It seems like every time I go there it's closed because the owners are attending a wedding, birthday, they've gone fishing or the weather's just isn't good so they didn't bother showing up.
Then the ones that do open are only open screwy hours. The plumbing supply store is open from 5:00AM to 2:30PM. Which are hours that I can never get down there. Everyone else I know is also continuously frustrated by their hours and I ran into the guy that runs the place one day and asked him why he does this. His reply, "I was a Marine and we got up early. That's what proper people do. I don't want the business of improper people!"

Secondly, their service/selection sucks!
Sometimes I want a piece of lumber. Just one piece. Like a 2x4 that's twelve feet long. Can I get that? No. The only lumber suppliers only sell in bulk and only to contractors. Consequently I end up driving 40 miles to Modesto to get the one piece of lumber I need from Lowe's.
Or, I go to the computer store because I want a new power supply pack. Will they do that? No. They tell me to buy a whole new computer because it's not worth their time to bother with individual parts.
Then I want a TV. Do they have the brand I want? No, they only sale Brand X because Brand X is American.
Or I want a book, but will the only bookstore sell me The God Delusion? Of course not. But they have a huge section devoted to Christian books and whole bookshelf with nothing but the Left Behind series. I can get them all; in hardcover, paperback, leatherbound or audio!
Third, they they always jerks/annoying!
I'm there to get a haircut. I don't want to hear about how the homosexuals are destroying society.
I'm there to buy a Blue Nile Lilly, I'm not there to hear about how Obama is a Communist.
I don't care that you think providing healthcare for the poor is evil because you think it will prevent you from buying another vintage Corvette. I just want an oil change!
You're not going to sell me a dozen donuts because I'm wearing a Berkley T-shirt? Serious?
No I do not want to hear about some new supposed tax on white people and I absolutely don't want to be invited to a KKK rally. Just make me my pastrami sandwich!
Lastly, they are hypocrites about capitalism!
So you're probably thinking, "Travis, if these businesses are so terrible surely some competition will close them down."
Yeah, just try it.
Just try and get a loan to open a hardware store when the bank operators are best friends with the previously mentioned Plumbing Supply guy who thinks you're not worth serving if you aren't up before the sun.
So really the only way it could happen would be for some outsider with their own money to try it. And so back in 2002 Home Depot decides it wants to move in. I'm cheering for it because now I can get my tile/plumbing supplies someplace that's actually open. I can buy that one odd piece of lumber when I need it and I can get some plants without having to hear rants from some radical right winger.
But the local small businesses cry foul, say it will drive them into the ground and the politicians pass an "anti big-box store" law that prevents Home Depot from building a new store. The small business owners kick back to enjoy their little monopolies.
Then the same thing is done when Best Buy tries to open a store.
Ditto Barnes & Noble.
Safeway tries to expand and open a deli...that actually does happen eventually but only because zoning laws allowed it to happen without the need for approval. Boy was that law changed fast after that loop hole was discovered.
Eventually Lowe's finds it's own loophole and is now building a store but only after the local businessmen mount a huge lawsuit claiming the store will "destroy the rural character of the community" that delayed it by three years before being thrown out by a Federal District Judge. Charges that the Judge was an "obvious Communist" are quickly thrown around.
Because we all know that allowing free enterprise is the hallmark of communism.
So when I hear politicians spewing their soundbites about protecting the Mom & Pop stores I can only wonder, "why?" How is America better by using government to protect these idiot bigots in their own little business fiefdoms?
I say let the mega-corporations crush them into the earth!
Why?
I hate small businesses!
First off, they are never frigging open!
We have a tile store. It seems like every time I go there it's closed because the owners are attending a wedding, birthday, they've gone fishing or the weather's just isn't good so they didn't bother showing up.
Then the ones that do open are only open screwy hours. The plumbing supply store is open from 5:00AM to 2:30PM. Which are hours that I can never get down there. Everyone else I know is also continuously frustrated by their hours and I ran into the guy that runs the place one day and asked him why he does this. His reply, "I was a Marine and we got up early. That's what proper people do. I don't want the business of improper people!"
Secondly, their service/selection sucks!
Sometimes I want a piece of lumber. Just one piece. Like a 2x4 that's twelve feet long. Can I get that? No. The only lumber suppliers only sell in bulk and only to contractors. Consequently I end up driving 40 miles to Modesto to get the one piece of lumber I need from Lowe's.
Or, I go to the computer store because I want a new power supply pack. Will they do that? No. They tell me to buy a whole new computer because it's not worth their time to bother with individual parts.
Then I want a TV. Do they have the brand I want? No, they only sale Brand X because Brand X is American.
Or I want a book, but will the only bookstore sell me The God Delusion? Of course not. But they have a huge section devoted to Christian books and whole bookshelf with nothing but the Left Behind series. I can get them all; in hardcover, paperback, leatherbound or audio!
Third, they they always jerks/annoying!
I'm there to get a haircut. I don't want to hear about how the homosexuals are destroying society.
I'm there to buy a Blue Nile Lilly, I'm not there to hear about how Obama is a Communist.
I don't care that you think providing healthcare for the poor is evil because you think it will prevent you from buying another vintage Corvette. I just want an oil change!
You're not going to sell me a dozen donuts because I'm wearing a Berkley T-shirt? Serious?
No I do not want to hear about some new supposed tax on white people and I absolutely don't want to be invited to a KKK rally. Just make me my pastrami sandwich!
Lastly, they are hypocrites about capitalism!
So you're probably thinking, "Travis, if these businesses are so terrible surely some competition will close them down."
Yeah, just try it.
Just try and get a loan to open a hardware store when the bank operators are best friends with the previously mentioned Plumbing Supply guy who thinks you're not worth serving if you aren't up before the sun.
So really the only way it could happen would be for some outsider with their own money to try it. And so back in 2002 Home Depot decides it wants to move in. I'm cheering for it because now I can get my tile/plumbing supplies someplace that's actually open. I can buy that one odd piece of lumber when I need it and I can get some plants without having to hear rants from some radical right winger.
But the local small businesses cry foul, say it will drive them into the ground and the politicians pass an "anti big-box store" law that prevents Home Depot from building a new store. The small business owners kick back to enjoy their little monopolies.
Then the same thing is done when Best Buy tries to open a store.
Ditto Barnes & Noble.
Safeway tries to expand and open a deli...that actually does happen eventually but only because zoning laws allowed it to happen without the need for approval. Boy was that law changed fast after that loop hole was discovered.
Eventually Lowe's finds it's own loophole and is now building a store but only after the local businessmen mount a huge lawsuit claiming the store will "destroy the rural character of the community" that delayed it by three years before being thrown out by a Federal District Judge. Charges that the Judge was an "obvious Communist" are quickly thrown around.
So when I hear politicians spewing their soundbites about protecting the Mom & Pop stores I can only wonder, "why?" How is America better by using government to protect these idiot bigots in their own little business fiefdoms?
I say let the mega-corporations crush them into the earth!
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