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What's wrong with this definition of God: maker of heaven and earth and everything?

yrreg said:
I will not any further continue with penis and vagina, unless you guys still cannot acknowledge that your penis and vagina are most intelligently designed and fabricated by God for the purposes you pursue with them, specially for the perpetuation of life first and foremost, then for the incentive of love and mutual delight.
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So, you're saying that because the penis fits the hand so well, it was designed for masturbation?
 
yrreg said:
Many posts here from atheists are plain shockers only, intended by their authors to call attention to themselves, though they have nothing of any basis for people to think about except the call from them to give some attention to their the authors' presence, and also if readers be preceptive that the authors are exhibitionists.




Yrreg
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Preceptive? Henry James wrote long boring sentences too,but his made sense.
 
Paulhoff said:
Boy, the door is wide open on that remark. It is way to easy to comment about you and being mature, damn I just did. :D

And since we are on those two subjects, is that the best design your so-called god can come up with, having the outhouse plumbing going right thru them, tisk tisk.

Paul

:) :) :)
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God is a civil engineer,he put the recreation area next to the waste disposal plant.
 
RoboTimbo said:
Maybe you can get back to the topic of this thread then and give your definition of your god. Are you sticking with the definition that says your god only started the universe and has no other properties?
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Wait, wasn't he just saying something about the penis and vagina being god? That was quite a tangent there.
 
Sledge said:
I'm sure that'll be a terrible shame for Mrs yrreg.
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Not to mention all of us. I don't know he does it, but when yrreg talks about the vagina, it suddenly becomes about as exciting as mowing the lawn.




Not Yrreg
 
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yrreg said:
I will not any further continue with penis and vagina, unless you guys still cannot acknowledge that your penis and vagina are most intelligently designed and fabricated by God for the purposes you pursue with them, specially for the perpetuation of life first and foremost, then for the incentive of love and mutual delight.
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yrreg wins this thread.


:dl:
 
yrreg said:
That is why you have got to be like children to enter into wisdom.

You have been conditioned to not ask all the questions that children ask, because of fear.

Now, work on your fear.



Yrreg
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You are talking to the wrong people. Your fear of your god, prevents *you* from asking questions, or even listening to the answers.

'Your fear has you cowering at the lighting and thunder in the sky, because the gods are angry.

The answer of 'I do not know', does not mean 'God'.
 
Why choose penis and vagina instead?

Because guys here certainly cannot deny they have one and it is working
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Very weird. He seems to be saying that men have both penises and vaginas, and also declaring that there is no need at all for Viagra.
 
yrreg said:
That is why you have got to be like children to enter into wisdom.

You have been conditioned to not ask all the questions that children ask, because of fear.

Now, work on your fear.



Yrreg
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Wrong. I asked all the questions that children ask, when I was a child. From religion I got answers that did not satisfy even a child. Why would I accept them now as an adult? What sort of crackpot god would think that wisdom comes from abandoning all you have learned and accepting things you knew were bunk 50 years ago?
 
This says a lot..............

yrreg will miss the point, too bad :o



Paul

:) :) :)
 
yrreg said:
I will not any further continue with penis and vagina, unless you guys still cannot acknowledge that your penis and vagina are most intelligently designed and fabricated by God for the purposes you pursue with them, specially for the perpetuation of life first and foremost, then for the incentive of love and mutual delight.


Yrreg
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The purposes we pursue with them? But if they are so intelligently designed, why did God put the clitoris on the outside of the vagina, ensuring the Human woman's greatest pleasure doesn't come from intercourse... and yet he not only gifted Pigs with a huge clitoris, but it's in the right place to receive penile stimulation too? And for that matter, the orgasm for the male pig can last up to 30 minutes. Does God love Pigs more than us?!

And why did he put the pleasurable prostrate gland in such a location in the male Human that it gives them pleasure from anal intercourse? But women don't get one at all? Are women just not supposed to have any pleasure what so ever...

Wait a moment... that's it! God doesn't want us putting it into women at all! He wants us to be entering the anuses of men! God is gay for us all! Or wants us to date pigs. I'm not sure which.
 
A Lurker said:
The purposes we pursue with them? But if they are so intelligently designed, why did God put the clitoris on the outside of the vagina, ensuring the Human woman's greatest pleasure doesn't come from intercourse... and yet he not only gifted Pigs with a huge clitoris, but it's in the right place to receive penile stimulation too? And for that matter, the orgasm for the male pig can last up to 30 minutes. Does God love Pigs more than us?!

And why did he put the pleasurable prostrate gland in such a location in the male Human that it gives them pleasure from anal intercourse? But women don't get one at all? Are women just not supposed to have any pleasure what so ever...

Wait a moment... that's it! God doesn't want us putting it into women at all! He wants us to be entering the anuses of men! God is gay for us all! Or wants us to date pigs. I'm not sure which.
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We can guess that the Holy Ghost is male too, so the top three dogs are male, is that saying something? God could be gay, he gets a virgin and doesn't have sex with her. I've also found that those who make the most noise about something they say they don't like, are the ones that are doing it themselves, get my drift.

Paul

:) :) :)
 
A Lurker said:
The purposes we pursue with them? But if they are so intelligently designed, why did God put the clitoris on the outside of the vagina, ensuring the Human woman's greatest pleasure doesn't come from intercourse... and yet he not only gifted Pigs with a huge clitoris, but it's in the right place to receive penile stimulation too? And for that matter, the orgasm for the male pig can last up to 30 minutes. Does God love Pigs more than us?!

And why did he put the pleasurable prostrate gland in such a location in the male Human that it gives them pleasure from anal intercourse? But women don't get one at all? Are women just not supposed to have any pleasure what so ever...

Wait a moment... that's it! God doesn't want us putting it into women at all! He wants us to be entering the anuses of men! God is gay for us all! Or wants us to date pigs. I'm not sure which.
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God wants us to be tempted into buggery down at the piggery, so that he can demonstrate his love for us by offering to condemn us to an eternity of suffering and torment for even thinking about it. Fear-driven unpalatable choices are apparently the only way the imagination-impaired demiurge in chief can think of to insure that we have free will.
 
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