The hunt for Raoul Moat

Sky speculating whether Moat requested Gazza to be there. Err no just a pissed up attention seeking twat wanting a slice of the action.

Isay that with a twinge of sadness with him being one of my favourite football players.
 
commandlinegamer said:
Why not invite the Hairy Bikers as well; it'll be reet canny.
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Nah Keegan for his 4th return and he'll fly him off in his helicoptor.

ps The phrase reet canny bugs me for some reason only the hairy bikers seem to say it, usually we would just say it would be canny.
 
It's sad the lengths people feel they have to go to to get an allotment these days.
 
Having just read about this (coverage of British news tends to lag a bit in China), I did some research. I think my favorite bit was the response from Gazza's agent when contacted:
Reacting with shock to the news Gascoigne was in Rothbury, his agent Kenny Shepherd said: "He's doing what? I am sitting having an evening meal in Majorca. I'm speechless."
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Takes quite a bit to render an agent speechless.
 
Sky news anchor just described Moat as a "murdering narcissist" whatever happened to the obligatory insert "alleged"?

How long before they trundle out some whiskey-sodden tory wanker to tell us that "in my day we would have strung him up from the nearest lampost"?

Chris Morris must have had a hand in scripting all this. Especially the "he pinched my salad wot an evil fooker" bit.

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I was not so sure. We ony have what we read about his background and so it is not easy to say anything about him: but he seemed a little different to people like Mr Bird. What I have seen of his letter seems to suggest he genuinely saw himself as a victim. I thought it possible that this would lead him to a different outcome. It didn't and perhaps there is no such difference. His letter just doesn't read like other similar documents we have seen from time to time: and his victims were not random either.

Perhaps there is no difference but I was not sure how this would end: it is a tragedy but it could have been much worse so maybe this is the best we could hope for
 
At least Northumberland fish and chip shops can now re-open.


Apparently you couldn't get a fishy on a little dishy 'til the Moat came in.









** Joins Raoul in hell **
 
Darat said:
I have to disagree - it's passed Brass Eye!
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I think You're right

Sky News said:
For part of the negotiation process I was in earshot of what was going on.
The police negotiator was nearer to me than Moat so I heard more of what he was saying than what Moat said.
It was essentially a process of trying to build bridges. The negotiator was addressing him by his Christian name in a Geordie accent and telling him there was no one behind him.
That prompted shouts from Moat. He sounded like he did not believe what he was being told
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"Raoul there's no one behind you," he said
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There were repeated reassurances, trying to build up trust.


But I was behind Moat.
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Bill Glazier said:
At least Northumberland fish and chip shops can now re-open.

Apparently you couldn't get a fishy on a little dishy 'til the Moat came in.
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That is rather good :p
 
His Lexus is up for sale on ebay, if anyone's interested.


Could be a bargain - the last I heard, he was only after coppers.
 
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