Lindsay Lohan: Wanted Fugitive

No, she got the 90 days in jail because she didn't complete her alcohol education classes as required.
 
Jekyll's Guest said:
And aren't our systems more than a little messed up if you get 90 days from a judge, but only serve 3 weeks on average? :boggled:

Also, 25% of time served for females, do men get longer?
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Yes, they do. But that would be a topic for the sex thread.
 
Nosi said:
Superman would politely jack off a safe distance away from his partner. [/Derail]

By the way, Lohan was arrested for probation violation. Some party goer saw her with an alcoholic drink in hand...:eek: so she got 90 days in jail, and it's got the Internet on positive FIRE.:rolleyes:
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Lisa Simpson said:
No, she got the 90 days in jail because she didn't complete her alcohol education classes as required.
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You may both be right ... and more.

The 90 days was for three separate counts @ 30 days per each, and I haven't been able to pin down exactly which ones the judge chose out of the rather lengthy list of possible choices.

This is one of the more detailed news reports, from the LA Times.

In a dramatic courtroom showdown, Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Marsha N. Revel listened as Lohan promised to do better and defended her failure to attend weekly alcohol education classes and follow earlier orders by the judge.

But Revel was having none if it, offering a list of instances in which the actress lied to the court and to authorities. Revel handed down three 30-day sentences and also ordered her to spend 90 days in a locked-down drug rehabilitation facility — a much stiffer penalty than L.A. prosecutors had sought.
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I think it was more a matter of picking some of the best looking selections, like from a Chinese restaurant menu of probation violations.
 
Eddie Dane said:
Pop psychology moment:

What is the mechanism behind the Lohan hatred?
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It's nice to see a spoilt, entitled starlet that hasn't done proper work for years and thinks she's above the law get her comeuppance? And get the same treatment as other people who might have been arrested twice for DUI and violated the terms of their probation in a flagrant and well publicised manner.
 
If she likes drinking so much, why not hire a fricking driver like other partying starlets?

...never mind. Ever other likely name I searched had DUI's also.

Dumb girls.
 
Jekyll's Guest said:
Oh please, please, please!

Take Herbie and head for the hills Lindsay!
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I think, Lilo's passport is still in the hands of the court, after her little Cannes escapade, so if she pulls a Polanski it will just make it worse. And she is dumb enough to do it.
I think a lot of the joy is because ,rightly or wrongly, she is seen as having gotten special treatment because she is a Celeb,and have been let off from serving time when Joe Average in the same situation should have.
What got to me about this is way Lohan tried to Lie her way out of this. Not so much that she lied, but that the lies were so dumb and lame. The kind of lies that the Judge probably felt insulted by because Lohan thought the Judge would be dume enough to buy them.
Lohan needs to do what Downey jr did:Simply go away for a few years, confront your demons and get you life back in shape,and then come back. I think what made the difference with Downey is that he realised the whole Hollywood Party lifestyle was slowly destroying him, and getting completly away from it for a few years was the only solution.
 
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dudalb said:
Lohan needs to do what Downey jr did:Simply go away for a few years, confront your demons and get you life back in shape,and then come back. I think what made the difference with Downey is that he realised the whole Hollywood Party lifestyle was slowly destroying him, and getting completly away from it for a few years was the only solution.
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While I agree completely with you, I suspect many posters here would argue that there is a significant difference between the two: Downey has talent and Lohan does not. As I said earlier, I think "Parent Trap" and "Georgia Rule" are evidence of some acting talent.

Lohan might also have trouble following Downey's lead in that she is so much younger.
 
When L.L. was sentenced to 90 days in jail, South African World Cup fans blew their lepatatas.
 
I still can't figure out why she went blonde. She was way hotter as a redhead.

Oh....and I probably have some opinion about her sentence but that's not as important as her appearance.
 
In a new and disturbing development, I find that this train wreck has brought me to the need to apologize to a Hollywood lawyer whom I have never met.

First, a disclaimer. I am not prone to knee-jerk condemnation of lawyers as a class, although I will confess to a deep suspicion of some of the specialists.

Hollywood celebrity lawyers fall within that latter group, and when it was reported yesterday that Lohan was intending to appeal her sentence I thought to myself ... and commented to Mrs. qg ... that only a lawyer who was milking the case for all it was worth would stoop to that. The chances of Lohan winning on appeal are less than slim.

So this morning the news reports that ...

Shawn Chapman Holley -- who once represented Paris Hilton and was on the O.J. Simpson defense team before taking on Lohan and her two drunken-driving busts -- abruptly quit yesterday after hearing her client was shopping for a new lawyer, according to Radar Online.


Lohan is now represented by Tiffany Feder-Cohen -- who was just admitted to the California bar in November, an LA County sheriff's spokesman said.
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Ms. Holley. My most sincere apologies for allowing stereotypes to push me into rash conclusions.

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As a further demonstration that someone really doesn't 'get it', apparently Lohan is tweeting her Twitter followers with comments about the United Nations Universal Declaration of Human Rights, and not so subtle links to news reports about the woman in Iran who was sentenced to death by stoning.

Classy. :rolleyes:
 
Hey, I can see how one drunken bimbo going to a Hollywood jail for a few weeks is exactly like a woman being tortured to death for having sex.
 
Twitter posts are like the drunken, embarrassing sexual encounters you try to forget about; except spread over the internet for everyone to see, forever.
 
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