Akhenaten
Heretic Pharaoh
On second thought
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This is what's known as 'jumping the gun', DOC.
On second thought
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ftfythis is what's known as 'jumping thegunshark', doc.
Doc,Convinced them of this belief
Quote from Barach Obama:
Naaa...DOC jumped the shark back in 2007. In fact, I don't think he ever had a pre-jump post.ftfy
FAILConvinced them of this beliefAnd... whilst you're at it, DOC... how about at least responding to my exceedingly simple request for clarificationYou didn't answer the question I asked, would you like to try again?
TickI'm still waiting, DOCPlease DOC, do at least try to answerConvinced them of what?Well I'm sure Jimmy Carter, George W. Bush, and Barack Obama, probably never read post 11054 but something convinced them.Wow. DOC can't convince anyone here and he is deluded enough to believe that his nonsense would have convinced Sagan. That is just sad.
Tock
TYIA
Quote from Barach Obama:
"I am a Christian, and I am a devout Christian. I believe in the redemptive death and resurrection of Jesus Christ.
Being President of the great USA makes you infallible because to become President you have to be a genius and an accomplished scholar in theology and philosophy as well as faultlessly honest and trustworthy as is obvious if you look at all the Presidents the USA has ever had because none of them have ever lied or cheated or been unfaithful and all of them were god fearing Christians and even if they weren't they were President of the USA which is the greatest country that ever was so they must have been the best people that the great USA could produce which makes them the best of the best and therefore brilliant men and some might even call them perfect examples of the best that mankind has to offer so anything they say must be right and they all said they were Christians so Christianity must be right and the authors of the New Testament must have been telling the truth or the greatest men that ever lived wouldn't have believed them so there!Doc,
Despite the countless posts pointing out the fallacies you commit every time you mention the US presidents, your behaviour does not change. You either have a very poor grasp of logic or hope other do.
We have an expression “If you can’t beat them join them”. I am willing to play your game.
Before giving my list of people who do not believe in Christianity, can you please clarify the rules of the game. Given that there are more non-Christians than Christians in the world the odds seem stacked in my favour. Can you please clarify.
How do we judge the Truth by numbers?
What is the basic score per person?
What is the extra score per American?
What is the extra score per President?
Note - Does an American President score the basic + American + President or is there a multiplication factor?
What is the extra score for Christians?
From your posts I think the above covers most of the obvious scoring but if I have missed a category please let me know what it is and how may points it gets.

Being President of the great USA makes you infallible because to become President you have to be a genius and an accomplished scholar in theology and philosophy as well as faultlessly honest and trustworthy as is obvious if you look at all the Presidents the USA has ever had because none of them have ever lied or cheated or been unfaithful and all of them were god fearing Christians and even if they weren't they were President of the USA which is the greatest country that ever was so they must have been the best people that the great USA could produce which makes them the best of the best and therefore brilliant men and some might even call them perfect examples of the best that mankind has to offer so anything they say must be right and they all said they were Christians so Christianity must be right and the authors of the New Testament must have been telling the truth or the greatest men that ever lived wouldn't have believed them so there!
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Doc,
Despite the countless posts pointing out the fallacies you commit every time you mention the US presidents, your behaviour does not change. You either have a very poor grasp of logic or hope other do.
We have an expression “If you can’t beat them join them”. I am willing to play your game.
Before giving my list of people who do not believe in Christianity, can you please clarify the rules of the game. Given that there are more non-Christians than Christians in the world the odds seem stacked in my favour. Can you please clarify.
How do we judge the Truth by numbers?
What is the basic score per person?
What is the extra score per American?
What is the extra score per President?
Note - Does an American President score the basic + American + President or is there a multiplication factor?
What is the extra score for Christians?
From your posts I think the above covers most of the obvious scoring but if I have missed a category please let me know what it is and how may points it gets.
To talk down about a so-called <insert>christian</insert> god is political suicide in the U.S.A.
Paul
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Mea culpa
My earlier attempt was somehow responsible for "screwing up display of thread" and was deleted, rendering inaccessible this epic saga of reason, logic and critical thinking
Aren't you supposed to be proposing a punishment? That sounds more like a reward.75 lashes with the FSM's most posterior appendage for you.
The least you could do is provide us with a step by step guide.Mea culpa
My earlier attempt was somehow responsible for "screwing up display of thread" and was deleted, rendering inaccessible this epic saga of reason, logic and critical thinking
Well done. You broke the internet. Now how am I supposed to get porn?Mea culpa
There's a new invention call a "magazine". IT doesn't change as often, but when the intertubes are broked, it's a <ahem> handy substitute.Well done. You broke the internet. Now how am I supposed to get porn?
Aren't you supposed to be proposing a punishment? That sounds more like a reward.
Well, he posts in this thread. That means he's into SOME form of self-flaggellation.Well, how was I supposed to know he likes the kinky stuff?
Aren't you supposed to be proposing a punishment? That sounds more like a reward.75 lashes with the FSM's most posterior appendage for you.
So...which are you? I'm guessing masoch, for the reason I gave above.From 'Noah's Book of Oldies But Goodies'
Masochist:
Whip me! Beat me! Flog me!Sadist:
long pause...
No