December Stundie Nominations

[sylvan8798]

There are better ways to spend your time than proving something for nuts.

I'm thinking of building a model WTC out of leftover xmas nuts. Hey, they should have about the same density as wood, which has the same density as steel and concrete by previous proof, ergo by the transitive property nuts have the same density as steel and concrete. And by the truther "pull it" property that says words have only one meaning, truther nuts have the same density as concrete as well.

 

[defaultdotxbe]

What about those cheap brands that come in bags????

throw out the cereal and eat the bag

 

[triforcharity]

I like those cereals though........Milk only comes in a bag in Canada.

 

[Sam.I.Am]

I like those cereals though........Milk only comes in a bag in Canada.

[mess crank]

Not if you buy it in a 5 gallon box. I guarantee that if you get a glass of milk from a restaurant it came from a bag.

[/mess crank]

 

[TJM]

[mess crank]

Not if you buy it in a 5 gallon box. I guarantee that if you get a glass of milk from a restaurant it came from a bag.

[/mess crank]

And that's a correct statement if you're referring to either the dispenser or the server.

 

[Hokulele]

Or the original creator.

 

[triforcharity]

Toche!

 

[Grizzly Bear]

throw out the cereal and eat the bag

I hear the bags are protein rich

 

[Myron Proudfoot]

back to nominations, did you know the USS Maine didn't actually blow up??

USS Maine "bombing" in Havana Harbor -- Spanish-American War ==> actually a small ship-board fire blown all out of proportion by Hearst Publishing

http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/jim-demint-explains-why-hes-holding#comment-1400731

 

[Horatius]

back to nominations, did you know the USS Maine didn't actually blow up??



http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/jim-demint-explains-why-hes-holding#comment-1400731

And then there's this bit, about Vietnam....

replaced Green Beret trainers with Military

Who knew the Green Berets weren't in the military?

 

[fourtoe]

a line so amusing in its unintentional irony that it should have come from a chevy chase or leslie neilsen movie

When no one else will lead, the people will listen to the loudest idiot. I have every intention, of being that idiot.

http://9-11.meetup.com/282/messages/8595678/


original credit to Dubbi

That is staggeringly hilarious. Reminds me of The Office.

 

[dudalb]

And then there's this bit, about Vietnam....





Who knew the Green Berets weren't in the military?

Somebody go down to Fort Bragg and inform The Special Forces guys they are not in the Military.

 

[Brainache]

Somebody go down to Fort Bragg and inform The Special Forces guys they are not in the Military.

And while you're there, laugh at their silly hats, they love that.

 

[dudalb]

And while you're there, laugh at their silly hats, they love that.

Just be damn sure your insurance is paid up......

 

[332nd]

Just because I haven't seen a good "fake Paul" ct in the Stundies for a while.

music is the number one way to sway the youth.
why wouldn't they try and infiltrate the number one musical group in all of history? Why wouldnt they take pains to own it?
Lennon was shot after the playboy article where he talked about the cia controlled lsd and heroin trade.
can you say afghanistan?
then you can say Faul

it ain't so hard to write some songs.

http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=150145.0;topicseen

Also, I like it as an example of connecting the dots to create a picture only the crazy can see.

 

[Horatius]

Also, I like it as an example of connecting the dots to create a picture only the crazy can see.

Also, if it....

ain't so hard to write some songs

...why were the Beatles so important, again?

 

[Myron Proudfoot]

Lennon

Lennon was shot after the playboy article where he talked about the cia controlled lsd and heroin trade.

Of course, he didn't actually say that. Lennon said the Army & the CIA "created" LSD to "control" people, but that, instead, it gave them greater freedom. Nothing about the CIA drug running., But then, when's the last time a CTers actually looked at an original source and didn't just cut 'n paste from another CT website???

 

[CptColumbo]

And while you're there, laugh at their silly hats, they love that.

And make sure they're testing 100 men and only accepting 3.

 

[Brainache]

And make sure they're testing 100 men and only accepting 3.

Put silver wings on my son's chest
make him one of America's best...

 

[CptColumbo]

Put silver wings on my son's chest
make him one of America's best...

Exactly. And make him wear a aqua beret...or is it some other color?