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Aquarius
Mostly cloudy with some light showers, clearing south of Pisces tomorrow morning.
Northwest 10 knots. Cloud increasing.
Pisces
Cloudy periods with patchy light rain at times.
Southwest 20 knots, easing to westerly 15 knots tonight. Moderate sea becoming slight tonight.
Aries
Cloudy periods. Some drizzle patches tomorrow morning, then becoming fine.
Northwest rising to 15 knots. Occasional rain developing early followed by a change to southwest 10 knots.
Taurus
Becoming cloudy today. Drizzle patches tomorrow morning, then cloud breaking in the afternoon.
Westerly 10 knots rising to 15 knots in the evening. Fair visibility in patchy morning rain,then cloudy periods.
Gemini
Fine with rain with hot and cold showers near Leo until tomorrow afternoon.
Cancer
Light rain clearing today. Cloud increasing later tomorrow with drizzle in the cusp at night.
Northwest 20 knots, easing to 10 knots in the morning then rising to northerly 15 knots at night. Moderate sea easing to slight in the morning. Cloudy periods, with fair visibility in morning rain.
Leo
Raining cats and dogs.
Northwest half a metre rising to 1 metre today, easing to half a metre Tuesday, rising to 1.5 metres Wednesday, then easing to half a metre
Virgo
You're still not getting any
Libra
Rain in the west and sunny to the east, with strong northerlies in the south and gale southerlies in the north.
Scorpio
Northwest 15 knots easing to 10 knots for a time in the morning and again from evening. Sea slight. Light rain clearing in the afternoon.
Sagittarius
Fine and cloudy periods. Light showers in the west overnight.
Northwest 15 knots, turning southerly 10 knots during the morning. Becoming northerly 15 knots in the evening and rising to 20 knots gusting 30 knots at night. Slight sea becoming moderate at night. Cloudy periods, with fair visibility in morning rain.
Capricorn
Showers developing today, clearing tomorrow morning. Tomorrow evening, it will get dark just after sunset