With all due respect Skeptichick, you are talking out of your USB port.
I've not seen so much typical PC bashing, PC nightmare myths and strawmen, and Apple talking points in ages. And some furious backpeddling and semantic games.
I've been a PC user since my first homebuilt PC which was a 286-12mhz with 1mb of ram. I've owned virtually every type of board or chip since then, over dozens of different individual systems, and I've never had anywhere near the nightmares described in this thread, even going back to the start. Not even close. It strikes me as "PEBKAC" more than anything else.
Seriously, your anecdotal experiences with PC's are far from the norm. Further than you'd clearly be willing to accept or recognize. It's one of those things where anyone who knows the reality can't help but read the things you are saying and think "oh great, another blind Mac zealot".
I don't mean to be insulting.. but your attitude has been irritating. You speak authoritatively, but clearly speaking nonsense and talking points. And perpetuating the Mac vs PC elitist nonsense that has never been good for anyone.
You love your Mac. Great for you. Enjoy it. Don't be angry that so many more people don't. There is a good reason, despite all strawmen you Mac types like to throw up as to why. And the way Mac people bend over backwards to rationalize how great the Mac is over the PC, and how terrible the PC is, demonstrate there are some personal issues involved. Just who are you seeking to convince? Don't bother trying to convince happy and stable PC users, it'll never happen. Accept the role Apple plays. That's about all it's ever going to be.