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Attention, NWO

You are all hereby fined 50 Ameros for not lifting with your legs instead of your backs.

NWO Procedure Manual, Chapter 12, Section 53, Subsection 5/R, Paragraph 77.238:

It being indisputable that if all NWO operatives become inoperative by virtue of requiring chiropractic treatment, supplemented by homeopathic medication, achievement of the goals, objectives, aims and whims of the NWO will be severely delayed, if not totally abrogated,

NOW, THEREFORE, you are directed: Lift with your legs, not your backs, fools!

Penalties
First offense: Fine of 10 Ameros
Second offense: Fine of 25 Ameros
Third offense: Fine of 50 Ameros
Fourth offense: Assignment to serve as catbox custodian for NWO Kitty
Fifth offense: Assignment to "assist" Senior Double-Secret Operative Sabrina
 
Elizabeth I said:
You are all hereby fined 50 Ameros for not lifting with your legs instead of your backs.

NWO Procedure Manual, Chapter 12, Section 53, Subsection 5/R, Paragraph 77.238:

It being indisputable that if all NWO operatives become inoperative by virtue of requiring chiropractic treatment, supplemented by homeopathic medication, achievement of the goals, objectives, aims and whims of the NWO will be severely delayed, if not totally abrogated,

NOW, THEREFORE, you are directed: Lift with your legs, not your backs, fools!

Penalties
First offense: Fine of 10 Ameros
Second offense: Fine of 25 Ameros
Third offense: Fine of 50 Ameros
Fourth offense: Assignment to serve as catbox custodian for NWO Kitty
Fifth offense: Assignment to "assist" Senior Double-Secret Operative Sabrina
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How did that word "custodian" get into the penalty for the fourth offense?
 
Add my violations to the pile in my inbox. I'll get to them when I get to them. That douche bag Rawlings has got me running all over the place looking for M'Kraan isotopes, whatever the hell THAT's supposed to be.

Oh, and if one of them is a chit to go see Sabrina, tell her I've got a doctors note excusing me from all orifice spreading for six weeks.
 
JoeyDonuts said:
Add my violations to the pile in my inbox. I'll get to them when I get to them. That douche bag Rawlings has got me running all over the place looking for M'Kraan isotopes, whatever the hell THAT's supposed to be.

Oh, and if one of them is a chit to go see Sabrina, tell her I've got a doctors note excusing me from all orifice spreading for six weeks.
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*shrugs* Eh, there are numerous other projects Audible and I are working on that we can subjec- err, use your services on.
 
Elizabeth I said:
You are all hereby fined 50 Ameros for not lifting with your legs instead of your backs.

NWO Procedure Manual, Chapter 12, Section 53, Subsection 5/R, Paragraph 77.238:

It being indisputable that if all NWO operatives become inoperative by virtue of requiring chiropractic treatment, supplemented by homeopathic medication, achievement of the goals, objectives, aims and whims of the NWO will be severely delayed, if not totally abrogated,

NOW, THEREFORE, you are directed: Lift with your legs, not your backs, fools!

Penalties
First offense: Fine of 10 Ameros
Second offense: Fine of 25 Ameros
Third offense: Fine of 50 Ameros
Fourth offense: Assignment to serve as catbox custodian for NWO Kitty
Fifth offense: Assignment to "assist" Senior Double-Secret Operative Sabrina
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TjW said:
How did that word "custodian" get into the penalty for the fourth offense?
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You DO know the penalty for questioning the Procedure Manual, don't you? Maybe you'd like to rethink what you said, hmmmm?
 
Elizabeth I said:
You are all hereby fined 50 Ameros for not lifting with your legs instead of your backs.

NWO Procedure Manual, Chapter 12, Section 53, Subsection 5/R, Paragraph 77.238:

It being indisputable that if all NWO operatives become inoperative by virtue of requiring chiropractic treatment, supplemented by homeopathic medication, achievement of the goals, objectives, aims and whims of the NWO will be severely delayed, if not totally abrogated,

NOW, THEREFORE, you are directed: Lift with your legs, not your backs, fools!
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While I, of course, have already cheerfully sent in my fine, as well as a small token of my appreciation to you for bringing this matter to our attention -- not only for showing such concern for our personal health, but, more importantly, for allowing us all improve our work efforts towards the bright future that awaits us all, etc., etc., I would like to point out that my legs at that point were being . . . occupied.
 
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All HAIL Lord Obama!!! All HAIL Lord Obama!!!!

*sacrafices goat to the great lord and commits false flag attack*
 
Did you skip that day of orientation? Those Guys work for us too. They just don't know it.

See, everything's connected.
 
arthwollipot said:
Believe me, this is not all that it's cracked up to be.

Unless you do it really well. But then you'd have to fight me.
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Only if you promise to fight dirty. Oh - and let the victor (me) do whatever she wants with the corpse before it gets recycled.
 
LissaLysikan said:
Only if you promise to fight dirty. Oh - and let the victor (me) do whatever she wants with the corpse before it gets recycled.
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We no longer use "recycling" in that context.

Per direct6ive 1504-12, it's now "volunteering for the Soylent Program."
 
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