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Attention, NWO

JoeyDonuts said:
Oh, and Arthwollipot? You've been sacked and replaced with a cheaper Tasmanian version of yourself. His name's "Sir Les Patterson" and you'll be expected to give him a full turnover.
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Ahhhhhahahahhahahahaaahaahaaaahaha.... hahhaaaahhaaa.......... hahaha... haha... mffff...

Yeah, that's a good one. Now step into the booth, please. This will be more or less painless.
 
arthwollipot said:
Ahhhhhahahahhahahahaaahaahaaaahaha.... hahhaaaahhaaa.......... hahaha... haha... mffff...

Yeah, that's a good one. Now step into the booth, please. This will be more or less painless.
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And by that we mean for us, not you. *grins evilly*
 
Sabrina said:
And by that we mean for us, not you. *grins evilly*
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Put that thing down.

We already went through this at the mandatory office harassment awareness retreat, during role-playing exercises.
 
It wasn't mandatory?!? :eek:

*shakes fist in NWO Human Resources' general direction*

Curse you, ISO 9001 certification!
 
It was mandatory for those who had been subject to a T16-45/GRP within the last three years. I wasn't aware that you had one of those. But far be it from me to judge. What you do in your spare time is none of my business.

Now are you going to step into the booth or do I have to exercise my masonic priveleges?
 
I refuse and invoke Article 34448709983920 Section 88839484 Clause 941a.

You have been challenged to a duel in the Pit of Reckoning.

You will assume your true form and prepare for combat.

No Earth implements are allowed - we all know about your collection.
 
Hokulele said:
They are also "Occupied".
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Damn it. Are we going to have to move it out to Farpoint Station again?!? The air on Deneb IV plays hell with my lumbago. The last time we had an ice cream social out there....well there's a reason why we haven't done one since.
 
Don't think that just because you're mostly synthetic that Sabrina's going to let you off the hook. She has all of your schematics. It's going to be like putting an emotion chip in Data just so you can vivisect him and turn his head around so he can watch Locutus having his bald, Earl Grey-sipping way with him.
 
JoeyDonuts said:
Don't think that just because you're mostly synthetic that Sabrina's going to let you off the hook. She has all of your schematics. It's going to be like putting an emotion chip in Data just so you can vivisect him and turn his head around so he can watch Locutus having his bald, Earl Grey-sipping way with him.
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You know, that's not a bad idea... Audible, where's the Ultima2 android? I have a little... experiment to run on him. *cackles and rubs hands together in glee*
 
JoeyDonuts said:
Don't think that just because you're mostly synthetic that Sabrina's going to let you off the hook. She has all of your schematics. It's going to be like putting an emotion chip in Data just so you can vivisect him and turn his head around so he can watch Locutus having his bald, Earl Grey-sipping way with him.
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If NWO believe they have correct schematics,they're wrong. (After all some of black research was wery usefull...)
 
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arthwollipot said:
It was mandatory for those who had been subject to a T16-45/GRP within the last three years. I wasn't aware that you had one of those. But far be it from me to judge. What you do in your spare time is none of my business.
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But is a nice diversion when we play the movies for the newbies at orientation.
 
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