Attention, NWO

[JoeyDonuts]

You could do the chroma optimization, or gamut settings.

 

[NoZed Avenger]

Ok, people. We're going to keep this informal, for now, but seriously-

The parking space "Reserved for Moloch" is . . .wait for it . . .reserved for MOLOCH. I know it looks like 4-5 parking spots all together and there is a big temptation to think you can fit your company-issued black SUV in there, but MOLOCH's vehicle is the ultra-Hummer. That extra space is needed for the extrnal gas tanks used to make sure we're raping the environment as much as possible during his commute to and from the office.

We will no longer be towing your vehicles, we have issued orders for the security guards to simply execute any offenders and impound the vehicle.

Thank you for your attention.

 

[Sabrina]

Ok, people. We're going to keep this informal, for now, but seriously-

The parking space "Reserved for Moloch" is . . .wait for it . . .reserved for MOLOCH. I know it looks like 4-5 parking spots all together and there is a big temptation to think you can fit your company-issued black SUV in there, but MOLOCH's vehicle is the ultra-Hummer. That extra space is needed for the extrnal gas tanks used to make sure we're raping the environment as much as possible during his commute to and from the office.

We will no longer be towing your vehicles, we have issued orders for the security guards to simply execute any offenders and impound the vehicle.

Thank you for your attention.

See, this is why I use the fission-reactor-powered transporter to get to and from work! There is NO PARKING TO BE FOUND HERE!

 

[Unsecured Coins]

That's why I sleep in my office. Idiots, the lot of you....

 

[Klimax]

That's why I sleep in my office. Idiots, the lot of you....

I have an office?

 

[JoeyDonuts]

Who was the last one to use the men's room on the fourth sub-level?

Come on, damn it. WHO WAS IT?!?!?

NoZed will have to refresh us all on the bylaws regarding proper at-work excretion procedures. I'm pretty sure whatever was left in the can violated every last one of them.

 

[Unsecured Coins]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaahahahahahaha... that was me. Thank FSM for curry chicken, volcano tacos, stool softener, and prescription strength exlax

 

[leafman91]

See, this is why I use the fission-reactor-powered transporter to get to and from work! There is NO PARKING TO BE FOUND HERE!

Well up here at Quantum manipulations we can happily forget about transport altogether. 'Nuff said.

 

[twinstead]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaahahahahahaha... that was me. Thank FSM for curry chicken, volcano tacos, stool softener, and prescription strength exlax

I'm going to have to have a talk with the food court vendors, I can see that.

 

[NoZed Avenger]

I'm going to have to have a talk with the food court vendors, I can see that.

They have already been eliminated reassigned.

 

[leafman91]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaahahahahahaha... that was me. Thank FSM for curry chicken, volcano tacos, stool softener, and prescription strength exlax

not a good mental picture

 

[LissaLysikan]

No, but it does explain where the extra few tons of greenhouse gases came from. Keep that up and I won't have to keep manufacturing it. Keeping the AGW myth going has been a LOT of work.

 

[arthwollipot]

They have already been eliminated reassigned.

You're welcome.