The readers are going to be perfectly aware of what game you're playing. Present some convoluted false dilemma, demand a yes/no answer, then focus on some overlooked aspect of the question to give the impression that the answer supports your position. I see no reason to join in.
On the day of 9/11 I was not watching FOX news, as I was on the wrong continent. Why, exactly, you should require confirmation from an English physicist as to the content of an American news broadcast, is probably as much a mystery to the readers as it is to me.
Dave