Matthew Best
Penultimate Amazing
Another personal anecdote. My wife went out for a staff Christmas party, got totally drunk and passed out in a toilet. She was woken up by cleaners who couldn't persuade her to get up and leave, so they called an ambulance. The ambulance arrived shortly afterwards, asked her if she wanted to go to hospital or home - she said home. They phoned me and checked that they had the correct address and then brought her home.
Cost: zero.
Cost: zero.