RFID Chip

[Unsecured Coins]

i missed this thread? damn!

 

[Dan O.]

"look searg, paulie got himself a bracelet. What's the matter Paulie, afraid mommy won't find you?"

may sound silly, but I think a small chip planted where no one can see it would be more tolerable...but that is just M.O.

TAM

I'm sure you could find an orifice to conceal the electronics from an ankle bracelet. But the implantable RFID chip doesn't provide the same functionality.

 

[LashL]

In the US ankle bracelets are used to keep tabs on those placed on, "house arrest" is what he was referring to. Not sure how they do it up there on the hat of the US.

In Canada, we also have electronic ankle bracelets which are used to monitor certain individuals on probation, parole, or other forms of community supervision.

Oh, and we are not "the hat of the U.S." [ETA: and the graphic you posted is inaccurate]. Rather, we have the largest land mass in North America, (and second largest land mass in the world) and the U.S. is known affectionately as 'that quirky country down below' because we are way too polite to call it the, um, er, ass end of North America or the nether regions of North America. Plus, we really, really like you guys [ETA: and girls] down below...

/OT

 

[JimBenArm]

Well, if you take a good look at Florida, you can kinda tell what it is. Which, of course, lets you know what LA is. That make Missouri the belly-button. That's right, we're the cute ones!

 

[Bobert]

In Canada, we also have electronic ankle bracelets which are used to monitor certain individuals on probation, parole, or other forms of community supervision.

Oh, and we are not "the hat of the U.S." [ETA: and the graphic you posted is inaccurate]. Rather, we have the largest land mass in North America, (and second largest land mass in the world) and the U.S. is known affectionately as 'that quirky country down below' because we are way too polite to call it the, um, er, ass end of North America or the nether regions of North America. Plus, we really, really like you guys [ETA: and girls] down below...

/OT

Well it could be a really really big hat then!

 

[Nosi]

In Canada, we also have electronic ankle bracelets which are used to monitor certain individuals on probation, parole, or other forms of community supervision.

Oh, and we are not "the hat of the U.S." [ETA: and the graphic you posted is inaccurate]. Rather, we have the largest land mass in North America, (and second largest land mass in the world) and the U.S. is known affectionately as 'that quirky country down below' because we are way too polite to call it the, um, er, ass end of North America or the nether regions of North America. Plus, we really, really like you guys [ETA: and girls] down below...

/OT

What do you call Mexico? She's technically below the USA...

 

[TjW]

What do you call Mexico? She's technically below the USA...

America's necktie?

 

[Minadin]

America's necktie?

Because they make us look classy?



And LashL, for all the feigned disdain for your southern neighbors, an asoundingly large percentage of your population sees fit to live awfully close to them, for all that land mass.

Then again:

It's also disturbingly similar to the map for Manure Density in Canada:

So, maybe it's not saying the nice things about us I had originally presumed . . .