May Stundie Nominations

[Dog Town]

Ultima1 is at it again, post #21
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4735850#post4735850

Why would my employment have changed I have not retired.

Because, as we all know, no one ever quits, or get fired...D'oh!

 

[Dave Rogers]

You cannot nominate an entire video, but you can nominate specific quotes from a video.

Sadly, it's the entire premise of the video that's unutterably stupid.

Dave

 

[fitzgibbon]

I'd like to nominate Kreel for this post in the inadvertent explanations category.

U1 as an NSA analyst could explain alot of things about 9/11, and the subseqent disasters.

IMHO he has contributed quite a lot.

Thanks, ultima.

 

[Toke]

I had not imagined it could be misunderstood

 

[TSR]

From the "Question for ULTIMA1" thread:
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Your bias towards the truth is very immature and closed minded.

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http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4737142&postcount=50
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[240-185]

It seems that watching a film several times betrays the truth behind its makers, even they don't appear in it:

After viewing this film several times I've concluded that:

These guys aren't related. Their names aren't really Naudet, and I seriously doubt if they are even french. They were recruited as teenagers, with "911" being their lifes' work.

 

[Minadin]

From the "Question for ULTIMA1" thread:
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http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4737142&postcount=50
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I'll freely admit that I am biased towards truth. Also: reality, science, evidence . . .

I'm such an immature bigot in that regard. Apparently.

 

[1337m4n]

You can conceal the sounds and seismic shockwaves that can be heard and felt for miles around from the demolition of a building higher than the highest successful explosive building demolition ever performed by using...sand bags.

The NIST Report showed that no sounds of explosives going off were either heard or recorded.

Charges can be muffeled with sand bags.

 

[apathoid]

Your bias towards the truth is very immature and closed minded.

Boy, did that ever come out wrong! Do truthers ever actually read their own posts(obviously they don't read ours either)?

 

[Travis]

Sadly, it's the entire premise of the video that's unutterably stupid.

Dave

Start a best Stupid CT Video thread. Maybe we can even vote on it.

 

[Dave Rogers]

Yet another classic from bill smith, 9/11 expert of unparalleled knowledge and understanding, except that he couldn't quite count the number of towers hit by airliners and collapsing.

I think I can say with confidence that the mode of collapse of WTC1 was a unique event in the history of the planet. Searching for a comparable event in a steel framed high-rise buiding produces no references anywhere in the World.

There is, of course, some hearsay and disinfo that suggests that there was a comparable event less than an hour beforehand, but you can't expect bill smith to pick up on every single minor detail.

Dave

 

[Baylor]

Straight from the creationist playbook

The problem with that is, it's only a theory & NOT a fact because there is no evidence to support it.

Germ theory is only a theory.

 

[Dave Rogers]

When the antenna started to collapse into the building the hat truss pulled in sections of the outside walls.

I've tried reading this while extremely drunk, and it still doesn't make any vestige of sense. I shudder to think how stupid it'll look when I'm sober.

Dave

 

[EventHorizon]

I have a request. Can we make this month's Stundies consist of all ULTIMA1 quotes? An all ULTIMA1 showdown. There are certainly enough of them. And I think apathoid is about to nominate another doozie!

 

[apathoid]

The FDR riddle.

I'm nominating this gem from ULTIMA1.

(On FDRs)

The FDR is added to track systems it is not a part of the plane.

Where might one find an FDR ULTIMA?

It is in the tail of the plane. It is not a part of the plane that has anything to do with the working of the plane.

 

[Reheat]

Ultima1 should win this month by default. Surely an accumulation of "sheer Stundie Gold" repeated many times over should count for a unanimous win.. And the month is not over yet!!!!!!

 

[JoeyDonuts]

I noticed he's all but evaporated from my challenge over in the Community thread.

 

[Travis]

I'm nominating this gem from ULTIMA1.

(On FDRs)

That is freaking hilarious.

 

[apathoid]

I feel guilty though...not like a dieter eating a brownie guilty..but making fun of a handicapped person guilty. I guess I'll get over it when we win.

 

[JoeyDonuts]

At this rate we may have to start calling them the ULTIMA's.