March Stundie Nominations

[EvilBiker]

I see, somebody found highest point of the thread...

It was seriously difficult to miss - the intense stupid emanating from that statement acts like a homing beacon. I also came on-thread to nominate the exact same phrase.

 

[Klimax]

Second row:

Lactantius, teacher at the court of Constantine the Great and tutor of the Emperor's son, exposed the ridiculousness of atomism back in the fourth century AD. Having been introduced into the Hellenic world by Leuccipus and Democritus the poisonous philosophy spread to its greatest extent in the ancient West under the aegis of Epicureanism, which is apparently an appropriate epithet for Galileo.

I do not have to counter several decades of observation. Notwithstanding propaganda to the contrary, atoms have simply not been observed.

You should ask yourself why it is so difficult to dispell this cultic belief which you cling to religiously and fanatically. It is like believing in the rapture. As a matter of fact, Edward Irving and John Darby's rapture cult outdates the cult of Lord Rutherford's nuclear atom.

The photographs above obviously display something composed of smaller things (is it even something small for all you know or are you going by faith?). There is light shning on only one side of the blue domes indicating that they are big enough to be divisible as they have at least two halves. THE OBJECTS IN YOUR POSTED PHOTOGRAPHS ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT INDIVISIBLY SMALL AND FAIL TO QUALIFY AS ATOMS BY DEFINITION. (That being said, for all we know the objects displayed are half-used morning pill packets.) I find you very gullible to believe that a so-called electron microscope or any kind of microscope can discern an indivisibly small object. It could not do this even if such objects existed.

This assumption of Einstein's is something which I do not even find credible. Energy does NOT equal mass times the alleged speed of light squared. E does not = mc2 any more than E=mc3 or E=mc10. Many of you are swayed by numbers as they SOUND authoritative, but your science is full of holes on closer inspection.

There are only four irreducuble elements: Earth, Water, Air, and Fire (from heaviest to lightest). The multiplicity you refer to is a result of combinations of these four. Wood, for example, floats on water in spite of the fact that earth is heavier than water because wood contains a great deal of fire hidden within it. I do not in anyway way endorse Taoism (a demonic religion) but merely point out that Fu Hsi knew this fact thousands of years ago as recorded in I Ching.

Classical physics partly twists and misunderstands aether. However, by teaching that aether does not exist, the followers of Michelson and Einstein are alienated from ancient works of science and further prevented from understanding them due to the rigidity of their faith (and misunderstnading)that aether does not exist at all. Certain of the ancients (especially the ancient and eastern Christians and the most ancient pagans) understood aether as something very simlar to fire. This obviously has nothing to do with what an allegedly heliocentric Earth travels through and is therefore unnecessary to the subject of heliocentrism.

The purpose of the fallout shelters, the supercollider, and quite a few former and active military bases were actually destined and built for is the same plan which William Pabst described back in 1979 in his essay 'Concentration Camp Plans For US Citizens'

In a few details, he has even provided marvelous information such as the great mountain in the north around which the sun revolves once a day and whose shadow creates night in the half of the world opposite from the sun. Now I already knew about this mountain and even believed in it. It is not mentioned by Rowbotham but rather by ancient flat earth writers like the Christian monk from Egypt Cosmas Indicopleustes in his sixth century book.

And beware.It will have sequel!!!

I rest my case...

 

[Klimax]

Different Physics department, but I've seen it, and I'm crying with laughter.

Dave

I recommend to send out the link.

It was seriously difficult to miss - the intense stupid emanating from that statement acts like a homing beacon. I also came on-thread to nominate the exact same phrase.

See rest I quoted.

 

[Klimax]

I got my money back from them already bro.

Israel doesn't have an economy.

Well I take that back. Their economy consists of organized crime, ecstasy trafficking uzi trafficking, prostitution rings, child porn rings etc. There economy is based on terror, crime, and war. You would think that in land where jesus, muhammad and moses once set foot, they would treat as such, you know, a HOLY place?

...

I present you another fine post for nomination...

 

[ArmillarySphere]

But at least you know he's not an antisemite... you can't hate a thing that doesn't exist!

 

[Klimax]

But at least you know he's not an antisemite... you can't hate a thing that doesn't exist!

Well,you can hate them for not existing.

 

[Dave Rogers]

Outrageous troll bill smith on Heiwa's $1M offer:

I see wonderful and global potential in this. For one million Heiwa can be as famous as Brunel. The most globally known engineer for centuries. Immortality beckons and a great evil exposed.

I really, genuinely would not want to live in a world where this post could be taken seriously.

Dave

 

[twinstead]

Outrageous troll bill smith on Heiwa's $1M offer:

I really, genuinely would not want to live in a world where this post could be taken seriously.

It's official: Brunel is rolling over in his grave.

 

[Dave Rogers]

Well it took bill smith a while to hit mid-season form, but right now he's truly in the zone.

This new approach will reach the parts the old approach did not reach. Every engineer's cafe in the world will have huddles of engineers in conclave. If neccessary the Truth Movement will do a fundraiser to raise the one million for this or for the many other possible challenges that I can foresee being designed.

The truth movement. Doing a fundraiser. And raising money. To the tune of a million dollars. And all to support Heiwa.

There simply are no words.

Dave

 

[Metullus]

I think I will google "engineer's cafe" so I can find a place to hang out with my slide rule on my belt and pick up chicks...

 

[dudalb]

March is turning out to be a really outstanding month for Looniness.

 

[Tandem Thinking]

Holy crap.
That is some insane woo up there.

It shouldn't be this surprising, coming from a flat earth website, and yet, I feel like his comments killed some of my brain cells.

 

[Minadin]

I am not an authority on chemistry

He's not kidding.

 

[332nd]

Different Physics department, but I've seen it, and I'm crying with laughter.

Dave

Rats... good point.

 

[ElMondoHummus]

Second row:

(much snipped)

And beware.It will have sequel!!!

I rest my case...

He's pitching aether theory as legitimate? Did I read that right? And he claims that atoms do not exist?? (*facepalm*).

I do not have a sufficiently epic "FAIL!" jpg in my arsenal for this.

 

[Klimax]

He's pitching aether theory as legitimate? Did I read that right? And he claims that atoms do not exist?? (*facepalm*).

I do not have a sufficiently epic "FAIL!" jpg in my arsenal for this.

Yes,you read it right and it looks like we will have second Da Stundie from CT-Science sector!

Well,I am sure something could be found on http://failblog.org/

 

[dudalb]

We seem to have a nasty outbreak of "Jewish Conspiracy" advocates this month.Another One:

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4535659#post4535659

 

[MarkCorrigan]

I do not have a sufficiently epic "FAIL!" jpg in my arsenal for this.

 

[Travis]

^Awesome.

I forget which forum I found this in originally:

March is going to be tough. I'm gonna have to exclude so much worthy crazy.

 

[Toke]

Travis,
I have seen that one before.
Must have been nominated some other month, with a snide remark to Library Lady.