Why I love Atheists!!

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1. I can say "goddam" & "christ almighty" as much as I want without insulting them.

2. They know lots of cool words (some in latin!)

3. They sound smart (even when they aren't!)

4. The Flying Spaghetti monster is kinda cool.

5. For the most part they aren't cultish.

6. They are mostly harmless, lovable, curious little creatures.

7. ??????



Please feel free to add on.

 

[Sefarst]

7. We don't wake you up at 7:00 AM on a Sunday morning after a night of drinking to go sing songs and stare at a ceiling.

 

[Rasmus]

8. They are right.

 

[Cainkane1]

1. I can say "goddam" & "christ almighty" as much as I want without insulting them.

2. They know lots of cool words (some in latin!)

3. They sound smart (even when they aren't!)

4. The Flying Spaghetti monster is kinda cool.

5. For the most part they aren't cultish.

6. They are mostly harmless, lovable, curious little creatures.

7. ??????



Please feel free to add on.

Not into profanity myself. I cuss less now than I did when I was a believer.

 

[Lanzy]

#4?

 

[Tanstaafl]

#4?

Not sure if you're confused by the FSM itself (if so: http://www.venganza.org/) or by the idea that an atheist could be a Pastafarian (thereby worshipping a noodly deity). For the latter, all I can say is, pasta works in mysterious ways.

And what would a religion be without contradictions anyway?

 

[blobru]

1. I can say "goddam" & "christ almighty" as much as I want without insulting them.

Hey, my cat's name: Goddam Christ Almighty!

2. They know lots of cool words (some in latin!)

3. They sound smart (even when they aren't!)

Socrates is mortal
I am mortal
Therefore, I am Socrates

4. The Flying Spaghetti monster is kinda cool.

For a hillbilly she is.

5. For the most part they aren't cultish.

I and all atheists agree when our four perfect leaders say that we are not cultish.

6. They are mostly harmless, lovable, curious little creatures.

Except for the time I bit that priest. (But that's what he was paying me for, so...)

7. ??????

Please feel free to add on.

While we don't believe in God, we think His mom's alright, as milfs go:

...Is your mum a goer then, Jesus, eh? Does she "go"? -- Say no more, say no more, I bet she does, I bet she does! A stigmata's as good as an annunciation to a holy virgin, eh? wink, wink, nudge, nudge.​

 

[KingMerv00]

9. Consensual crimes for everyone!

 

[grayman]

7. We don't wake you up at 7:00 AM on a Sunday morning after a night of drinking to go sing songs and stare at a ceiling.

...because at 7:00 AM on a Sunday morning we're still drinking from the night before, as we lay on our backs, on the floor, looking upwards shouting, "Freebird!"

 

[The Atheist]

10. You don't have to give 10% of your wages to Richard Dawkins.

 

[Mister Agenda]

11. We're good in bed.

 

[grayman]

11. We're good in bed.

12. And willing to present evidence.

 

[Skeptic Guy]

...because at 7:00 AM on a Sunday morning we're still drinking from the night before, as we lay on our backs, on the floor, looking upwards shouting, "Freebird!"

Don't forget, "while holding a lit lighter". You always forget the lighter.

 

[Ron_Tomkins]

1. I can say "goddam" & "christ almighty" as much as I want without insulting them.

2. They know lots of cool words (some in latin!)

3. They sound smart (even when they aren't!)

4. The Flying Spaghetti monster is kinda cool.

5. For the most part they aren't cultish.

6. They are mostly harmless, lovable, curious little creatures.

7. ??????



Please feel free to add on.

Aaawww, what about Agnostics? We're cool too

 

[Ron_Tomkins]

11. We're good in bed.

Evidence?

 

[Beth]

I don't love atheists. I love individuals. Some of them are atheists. In fact, the people I love most in this world are athiests. They are kind, loving, intelligent, funny, helpful, good people.

 

[grayman]

11. We're good in bed.

Evidence?

I offered in post #12.





Now get over here ya little buckaroo...

 

[arthwollipot]

What are we up to? 13?

#13: I can have sex with whoever I like.

 

[Ron_Tomkins]

I offered in post #12.





Now get over here ya little buckaroo...

 

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