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Why I love Atheists!!

14. Atheists keep overpopulation in check by eating babies.

15. As well as by carrying out the occasional genocide, since as everyone with half a brain knows, Hitler and Stalin were atheists.
 
Tanstaafl said:
Not sure if you're confused by the FSM itself (if so: http://www.venganza.org/) or by the idea that an atheist could be a Pastafarian (thereby worshipping a noodly deity). For the latter, all I can say is, pasta works in mysterious ways.

And what would a religion be without contradictions anyway?
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Indeed-- praise the IPU!

Hey I know 2 more things that are great about being an atheist-- "blasphemy is a blast-to-me" and you can say things like, "If there's a god may he strike me dead now!" to send fundies fleeing in fear. There's power in having people think you are in league with the devil.
 
A personal favorite:

19. Using the church you own for motorcycle parking (and riding on icy days) while listening to Black Sabbath really bothers the hell out of fundies. :stone028:
 
20. No atheist ever heard of a Kosher law he liked, a pig he wouldn't eat, or a cow he thought was too sacred to make into a hamburger.
 
21. Atheist men like most men, always think they are right-- but they don't claim divine authority for their positions. BONUS!
 
RandFan said:
22. Atheists don't accuse others of things that don't exist.
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Not always the case.

You have to remember that even some psychics class themselves as atheists. And disgustung though the truth is, atheists can be anti-vaxers, crystalologists, tarot readers and astrologers.

Atheism is no safeguard against stupidity.

(but don't mention that in a thread on the good points of atheism)

arthwollipot said:
23. Atheists don't go around trying to convince other people of the truth of their particular brand of atheism.
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Bad news is, you'll need to cross this one off as well.

I'm amazed you'd even suggest it in the R&P section here! If you take the hardline atheists, the miltants, the anti-theists, agnostics, coproagnostics, apatheists, rationalists and olive-branchers, I thought it was considered to be of the herding cats difficulty getting atheists to agree on anything.
 
My post was largely a reaction to the return of Kurious Kathy to some threads. :)

Anyway, when was the last time someone knocked on your door to tell you about atheism? When was the last time you saw an atheist preacher berating a crowd? Do atheists send missionaries around the world?
 
Atheists recruit from all religions--

Faith has failed you? We'll dry your tears. All atheists disbelieve in the same gods. Plus the hours are good and the company brilliant.
 
Yes. Atheists can stalk people without guilt.

But we won't proselytize or sprinkle you with holy water.
 
The Atheist said:
Not always the case.

You have to remember that even some psychics class themselves as atheists. And disgustung though the truth is, atheists can be anti-vaxers, crystalologists, tarot readers and astrologers.

Atheism is no safeguard against stupidity.

(but don't mention that in a thread on the good points of atheism)

Bad news is, you'll need to cross this one off as well.

I'm amazed you'd even suggest it in the R&P section here! If you take the hardline atheists, the miltants, the anti-theists, agnostics, coproagnostics, apatheists, rationalists and olive-branchers, I thought it was considered to be of the herding cats difficulty getting atheists to agree on anything.
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Fair enough. :)
 
arthwollipot said:
My post was largely a reaction to the return of Kurious Kathy to some threads. :)
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Kurious Kathy's cool; a caricature christian convert.

arthwollipot said:
Anyway, when was the last time someone knocked on your door to tell you about atheism? When was the last time you saw an atheist preacher berating a crowd? Do atheists send missionaries around the world?
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#1, I'll grant you, but #s 2 & 3 are a bit dodgy. Take Dawkins' series of lectures, books and website, add in the other three horsemen and their public profiles and commentaries, then multiply it by the atheist bus campaign and they're not too far away, are they?

Autolite said:
Well that's just great! Why are you people just telling me about this NOW???:mad:
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You didn't get the memo?

As of September this year, all tithing of 10% shall be paid unto The Atheist via Paypal.

I'll have one of my representatives contact you so you can start paying next week.

Don't forget to PM your address for the symbolic membership brooch.
 
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