December Stundie Nomination Thread

[Travis]

December is now upon us and I want some Stundie nominees that will match the spirit of whatever holiday you enjoy or wage war on (except those that celebrate the holiday Nihlisticus Melancholistus who I urge to communicate nothing that captures the spirit of their holiday) and so now the fundamentals:

1) Posts must be about Conspiracy Theories and not just nutty things in general.

2) Posts must exhibit ignorance, faulty logic or stupendous arrogance mixed with an ironic mistake.

3) No spelling errors, typos, grammar issues or math mix-ups unless they are deliciously ironic.

4) Posts must be humorous and not just something you disagree with.

5) All nominated posts must have some sort of link or screenshot to prove the reality of the post and it's source.

6) Keep the introductions short and sweet as Stundies should not need too much background.

7) Nominated posts should be cut down to the nominated part which should be concise and stand on its own.

8) This is not the place for ad hominems so a post should be funny independent of knowing who it is that said it.

9) Pictures are not allowed on their own but descriptions of pictures, provided they meet all other previously stated requirements, are allowed.

10) Videos are not allowed on their own but transcripts of videos, provided they meet all other previously stated requirements, are allowed even if you personally did the transcribing.



If you have issues with the Stundies existing please don't clutter up this thread with them and take them instead to Forum Management.

 

[Dave Rogers]

Let's kick off the month with a beauty from finalmessenger, implying that all aluminium and iron oxide should be identifiable back to a specific batch.

Jones stated that thermite was a "clever" choice because its ingredients, aluminum and iron oxide do not require identifying tags by law, meaning they couldn't be traced back to their manufacturers.

When rust is outlawed, will only outlaws rust?

Dave

 

[Travis]

Do they put any identifying tags in any explosive? I mean I'm trying to figure how that could even be done.

 

[240-185]

C'est dans le plan de mayer qui date de 1773 ça. Et que le plan soit faux ou non il reste vrai la preuve aujourd'hui.

Translated in english:

It's in the Mayer plan which is from 1773. Whatever this plan doesn't exist or not, it does exist, we have the evidence today

 

[JoeyDonuts]

This one comes from our dear friend Old Bob the local Stonecutters whistleblower:

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=4239863#post4239863

Oliver, too much to explain, can you study up on Masons, lots on the net. All the numbers have a name eg "The Great Architect" is at the 32 level (Obama is a 32 % Mason) while 30% is called "The Kadosch" Every Mason temple has mock pillars from Solomon's Temple, how Jewish is that. The logo you chose reeks of Mason symbol. As for the Sun God Worship bit have a look at the Aus. Army logo and the Catholic Church and what about the Jap. rising sun. As for 11 the twin towers come to mind at 11 0 story's high, then we have remembrance day held on the 11of 11 month at 11 o'clock. All the obelisks are multi 11 usually in feet. Then we can start on ley lines.

Great Googly Moogly...

 

[Mr.Herbert]

Truthers Appeal To Mythbusters:

I know a simple test that could be done that would answer ALOT of questions, take 4 or 5 pieces of steel the the same thickness that was used for the interior columns then using several compressed air cannons (aimed at each of the steel columns) fire solid aluminum rods at 500mph and see if they do any damage to the steel.

Then after this experiment take one of the columns and load a real world amount of weight (what it would have supported in the tower) and subject it to 1000degree heat. see what happens.

These two experiments would cost very little and would prove much.

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread329848/pg1#pid3944018

 

[240-185]

Hmmm, I think there's the centrifugal force, and... and... That's all. Gravity force? What's that?

La lune remonte immediatement sur son orbite habituelle. C'es t mon petit doigt qui me le dit et mon intuition. C'est plus sûr que les formules appliquées a tort et a travers.

Translated in english:

The moon immediately goes up on its habitual orbit. I think so, and this is my intuition. It is more secure than applying rightly or wrongly these formulas.

 

[Baylor]

(1) The nutty "no planes" / "bombs in buildings" speculation has as much to do with 9/11 Truth as Adolf Hitler has to do with vegetarianism!

Who woulda thought?

 

[Dr Adequate]

Alex Libman on 9/11, Bold text in the original.

Um, how many times do I need to say: there is no evidence!

He forgot to click his heels together.

 

[Dave Rogers]

I know it's a rather simplified variation on one of the November nominations, but here's 9/11-investigator's attempt to riff on the theme that all objects are indistinguishable.

If you can bring a box cutter on board you can bring a bottle of poisonous gas on board.

Because anybody doing anything implies that anybody else can do something different, no doubt.

Dave

 

[Travis]

Who woulda thought?

Funnily enough he's kinda right but for the wrong reasons.

Alex Libman on 9/11, Bold text in the original.

He forgot to click his heels together.

I thought he swore off this forum? Oh well, his reappearance should prove entertaining.

I know it's a rather simplified variation on one of the November nominations, but here's 9/11-investigator's attempt to riff on the theme that all objects are indistinguishable.



Because anybody doing anything implies that anybody else can do something different, no doubt.

Dave

Sounds like the premise of a philosophy essay.

 

[dudalb]

I thought he swore off this forum? Oh well, his reappearance should prove entertaining.

For as long as he is here, which won't be long the way he is going.

 

[Biscuit]

This one is the posters summery of a very long and rambling post that starts with Arnold Schwarzenegger being the next president because Obama isn't a U.S. citizen and thus the laws passed to keep Obama president will allow Arnold, who is also the antichrist, become the first liberal socialist/facist Armageddon president to preside over the NAU. I love it when religious delusions and NWO/NAU conspiracies collide! I also love run on sentences!

Arnold Schwarzenegger: The Powerful Eagle (America) Who Harrows Black Fields... scorches the Earth, Created in WW2 by his Nazi Father with Funds from the Bush Family Fortune, Prescott Bush and other Elite in Collusion with European bankers. Will preside over the new NAU thanks to the Obama scandal and start the 3rd world war in Alliance with Europe Nato and devastate the world for 4 years as predicted in the Bible before the return of the True Messiah

Take a look at the helpful pictorial guide the OP provides.
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread406439/pg1

 

[Toke]

Yes those pictures are real damming

 

[240-185]

We all live in a Big Brother world. ph34r!

Everyone is a good little sheep by default. Rebellion is a deliberate act of conscience that is highly discouraged and is contrary to all your tribal instincts. You just want to run with the tribe. But your mind tells you that you can't.

 

[Travis]

This one is the posters summery of a very long and rambling post that starts with Arnold Schwarzenegger being the next president because Obama isn't a U.S. citizen and thus the laws passed to keep Obama president will allow Arnold, who is also the antichrist, become the first liberal socialist/facist Armageddon president to preside over the NAU. I love it when religious delusions and NWO/NAU conspiracies collide! I also love run on sentences!



Take a look at the helpful pictorial guide the OP provides.
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread406439/pg1

The idea that Arnold as Conan and Obama in front of Superman are foreshadowing demonstrates the tenuous grip on reality that article has. That's in addition to them getting the whole Prescott Bush and the Nazis thing wrong......again.

 

[PhantomWolf]

While the entire post is rather abusive, Prohoridzo proves the belief that ignorance and a potty mouth go hand in hand with the fillowing classic:

THE MOON NEVER SPINS OR ROTATES ON IT'S AXIS.

Or, I suppose you say the earth rotates 366 time around the sun each year, if you add the whole orbit of earth aroung the sun.

The moon's monthly orbit around earth, even though it can be considered a rotation, obviously, it does not rotate or spin on it's access creating morning, noon, and night.

Of course it is a comment on YouTube so what can one expect....

He follows up with:

your video is a reference to moon phases.
The shadows of the earth upon the moon does not constitute morning and evening.

 

[Travis]

While the entire post is rather abusive, Prohoridzo proves the belief that ignorance and a potty mouth go hand in hand with the fillowing classic:



Of course it is a comment on YouTube so what can one expect....

He follows up with:

Sounds like someone who takes the whole "dark side of the moon" thing literally.

 

[Horatius]

Sounds like someone who takes the whole "dark side of the moon" thing literally.

It sounds to me like Phil Plait needs to start his own version of teh Stundies*.






*And can someone explain why the only time I don't mistype "The" is when I meant to?

 

[fullflavormenthol]

I found this gem on prisonplanet.com's comment board. It is about a photo from Mars.

December 3rd, 2008 at 9:19 am

What’s that light in the background? Sort of looks like an oil rig lit up in operation,
This picture was taken in Arizona,or New Mexico,
Mars,what a bunch of bull****,These morons have never landed anything on mars,or the moon for that fact,we CANNOT survive the radiation belts in space,everything on this planet is unsustainable in outer space,it would be vaporized the instant it leaves our stratosphere.
We have never been outside of our own oxygen bubble with or without the device being manned or monkeyed in the case of the ruskies,Common sense will tell you that.

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