Bigfoot: The Invisible Variety

[kitakaze]

I'm quoting historian's comments from the Jacob's bear photo thread and responding to them here so as not to further contribute to the hijacking of that topic.

Actually, I have thought this through. All of the inter-dimensional people get to take whatever inanimate or biological objects that they have on them, that lies within the influence of their fairly strong electromagnetic field. This field is the one that effects the frequency of vibration of their free quanta energy loops (the most basic element of all matter). So two healthy bigfoot can take a wounded or unconscious bigfoot or human being, into another dimension simply by putting one on each side and holding on to them.

Your ideas on The Unseen Ones and physics are so entertaining. It's like watching an infant gum a physics text and tear the pages out impulsively.

Just the other evening I was having a spirited conversation with a couple of interdimensional beings. One was what is known here in Japan as a 'kappa' and the other was a bigfoot that I had invited from his main residence overseas. The kappa's name was Kazuo and though the bigfoot's name can not be rendered using a keyboard, I sometimes call him 'Sideshow' in reference to his hair style. I was interpretting, of course. Kappas generally prefer to speak Japanese and the bigfoot I had invited was speaking it's native language which I have studied and become fluent in.

We were discussing the strange ideas that people get about interdimensional beings and having a good laugh about Burgstahler's antics. The particular bigfoot I had invited was good friends with a group of others who frequent like to mess with Neal. They think he's an idiot but do enjoy humouring him from time to time.

The kappa returned to his home at the river near my place a little early and after that I taught Sideshow I hand game called 'deko pin' that he enjoyed very much. Deko pin involves the players putting there fists together and trying to call the number of thumbs that are raised at timed intervals. Sideshow was very proficient at this and needless to say, he made some rather irritating uses of his invisibility.

When Sideshow left back to NA I asked to him to tell his friends to give Neal a couple bluff charges and rock tosses for me. Those guys are hilarious.

 

[kitakaze]

Bigfoot is uncomfortable indoors.

When you believe they are in your home, how do account for their discomfort being assuaged?

 

[YouBelieveWHAT?]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/11/08/reagan.library.probe/index.html

So - did Reagan have contacts with Bigfoot, so that the NSA has removed these items?

Inquiring minds want to know......

 

[mikeyx]

When you believe they are in your home, how do account for their discomfort being assuaged?

I dont think he nessicarily said they were sasquatch, he called them "fourth dimension people", but i still want to hear his explainings...

 

[Creekfreak]

hist this may not be any use to you but I have had the bfro out here 4 times . Everyone of them asked me if I beleaved in UFOs and also asked me if there had been any strange things that have happened along those lines out here . I thought it was kind of a odd thing to be asking someone they had just met if they beleaved in something like this . But I did answer them by saying I do not know if they are real or not but if one landed in my back yard I would be sure to let them know about it . They left it at that and dident get into why they asked .Becouse I am a researcher I have to keep an open mind about everything that is way more then I can say about others here . If these things are what you say they are then that would explain alot . I am willing to try anything at this point if you have some way of calling them then let me have it and lets prove this once and for all . This is a hot spot the bfro knows it and the whole world knows it now this is the time to bring out the call . Dont hold back brother it will be to late after someone kills one you know as well as I do that is not the way to go that the easy way out . Lets do it man ! If you dont want to tell me what it is then come on down it wont cost you anything but traval expences Ill even feed and house you while your here lets go enough of this internet crap lets get out there and do it .

 

[LTC8K6]

Creek, do you think a large bipedal primate would survive stepping on a board full of screws? That's a lot of open wounds on the bottom of a foot.

 

[Creekfreak]

Thats hard to say brother I guess it would depened on there immune systems ability to fight off infection if you ask me doing something like this is mean as hell . I have lost all respect for meldrum for doing this he will never get any evidence from me after doing something like this .

 

[DrewD]

... how doo u kips de roks in?

twans'nt easi but i did it. I welded one corner of the rounde kan and addede roks. i thin welded the res of the botom. i thin kut a largee hole in the sid wall of the tope of the kan and thin addede more roks. i thin kut a... 3rd and 12th to last hole in the othere sid of the kan and added 1 mor rok. i dide thise 8times to git the roks in the kan.

remembere, shoute "YAHHHHH!" I tryed "YIPPPP", "HOOOTTTT", "SOOOOOUIE" and "BIIIIIIIGGGGGGUUUUUUUUNNNNNN", bute coundnt get the bigun to anser.

 

[Akhenaten]

Thats hard to say brother I guess it would depened on there immune systems ability to fight off infection if you ask me doing something like this is mean as hell . I have lost all respect for meldrum for doing this he will never get any evidence from me after doing something like this .

If only you had some evidence to withhold.

 

[Normal Dude]

I have lost all respect for meldrum for doing this he will never get any evidence from me after doing something like this .

Considering the evidence presented thus far, it sounds like you would be doing him a favor.

 

[mikeyx]

Considering the evidence presented thus far, it sounds like you would be doing him a favor.

Translation for lay folk, creekfreaks of the world need not try to be credible, they aint

 

[GT/CS]

Silvereagle, on the History Channel forums is trying to spread the interdimensional/invisible theory.

http://boards.historychannel.com/thread.jspa?threadID=700022114&start=15&tstart=0

 

[kitakaze]

Silvereagle, on the History Channel forums is trying to spread the interdimensional/invisible theory.

http://boards.historychannel.com/thread.jspa?threadID=700022114&start=15&tstart=0

Just in case anyone didn't realize, Silvereagle/historian are both Burgstahler, the under-accomplished interdimensional people fan and target of their scorn, mockery, and practical jokes.

 

[Spektator]

President Roosevelt, apparently wrote a book about it. So your denial is futile.

I've been insanely busy working with fact-checking a book, but (bless all librarians) last week I did get through interlibrary loan a copy of the full edition of Theodore Roosevelt's The Wilderness Hunter (NY: G.P. Putnam's Sons [1893]). A few interesting details:

1. If we include the "night sounds" page, which Pravda elaborated into a "bigfoot encounter" involving Roosevelt (more on that later), along with the Bauman "goblin story," the total number of pages on the subject is 7.3. The book is 472 pages long. Therefore, the total percentage devoted to "bigfoot" (and that is arguable, as I will explain) is only 1.6%. That is not sufficient to say that Roosevelt "wrote a book about" the subject. To compare, he devotes 7.5 pages to describing the various larks in the Far West, or 1.6% of the total number of pages. You might as well say he wrote a book about larks as about bigfoot. And he devotes 27 pages to the bighorn sheep, or 5.7% of the total number of pages. The book is three times as much about bighorn sheep as about bigfoot. Much more space is taken up by elk, moose, black bear, and "grisly" [sic] bear than in the two passages that are alleged to concern bigfoot.

2. The "night sounds" passage in chapter VIII takes up exactly one page. It is meant to illustrate the superstitions of the guide Ammal, who is afraid of "little bad Indians" in the high mountains (doesn't sound like a seven or eight foot tall behemoth). Roosevelt lists the sounds he hears at night--and every single one of them is a natural, explainable sound, from wind in the treetops to snow avalanches in the distance. He says that he could use his imagination so it "would almost seem that [he] heard thunderous voices laughing and calling to one another" [my emphasis]. He does not claim either to have seen or heard anything really inexplicable, and he immediately dismisses the subject of night sounds to describe how excited he was the next morning to find the track of a caribou.

3. The Bauman story is in chapter XX, "In Cowboy Land." The version on the internet has omitted part of a paragraph:

[Bauman] was of German ancestry, and in childhood had doubtless been saturated with all kinds of ghost and goblin lore, so that many fearsome superstitions were latent in his mind; besides, he knew well the stories told by the Indian medicine men in their winter camps, of the snow-walkers, and the spectres.....

Roosevelt concludes his introduction by saying,

[Bauman] grew to attribute, both at the time and still more in remembrance, weird and elfin traits to what was merely some abnormally wicked and cunning wild beast.....

though Roosevelt concedes that just what really happened "no man can say."

Later, in telling the story that Bauman told him, Roosevelt says that Bauman and his partner found the tracks "of a bear" in their camp. He describes the wound that Bauman's partner had on his throat as having been caused by "four long fangs," exactly corresponding to the upper and lower canines of a large bear. And of course, he prefaces the whole tale by calling it a "goblin story." There seems little doubt that Roosevelt himself did not believe that Bauman's partner had been killed by anything other than a bear or some other "cunning wild beast." He does not endorse the goblin theory.

In short, The Wilderness Hunter does not recount a personal encounter of Theodore Roosevelt with bigfoot; the Bauman story is given in a chapter that deals with "yarns" of cowboys and is prefaced by wording that indicates Roosevelt, at least, was more inclined to think the creature a bear than anything truly "weird and elfin"; and both passages together take up only about 2% of a book that is 96+% about ordinary animals and game of the far west.

Wednesday I'm going to the Carter Center with a class. If former President Carter is there and if I can speak to him, I'll let you know what he says. If he's not in attendance, he will be there next month, and I'll make plans to return.

 

[Worm]

Top work!

As usual, checking the facts exposes the holes in the woo.

 

[historian]

Therefore, the total percentage devoted to "bigfoot" (and that is arguable, as I will explain) is only 1.6%. That is not sufficient to say that Roosevelt "wrote a book about" the subject.

Synonymns that Spektator was apparently unaware:

"APPARENTLY": probably, on the face of it, according to others more versed than myself,

Therefore, a statement that "President Roosevelt, apparently wrote a book about it", is a recollection of opinions voiced by others, such as Autumn Williams in her Bigfoot DVD, "Searching for a Living Legend".

"ENTIRE": Constituting the full quantity or extent.

Conclusion:

Since my recollection of an opinion expressed by others, did not qualify their opinion as "an entire book", then one cannot reasonably expect that the entire book was just about one subject, being those inter-dimensional Bigfoot that are normally and completely invisible, but can sneak up behind Spektator and squash his head like a grape. Obviously, Spektator has a need to appear to win a linguistics jousting, in hopes of discrediting a Bigfoot researcher who has had hundreds of experiences with an invisible people that Spektator is desparately living in denial thereof. I rest my case your honor.

 

[historian]

Just in case anyone didn't realize, Silvereagle/historian are both Burgstahler, the under-accomplished interdimensional people fan and target of their scorn, mockery, and practical jokes.

No scorn or practical jokes over on crytomundo about me. Loren doesn't let people get away with the dirt that you get away with here. Incidently, kitakaze is "mystery_man" over on crytomundo. Mystery_man gives an opinion on just about everything, whether or not he is qualified to even be in the same room that a subject is being discussed. He does not let his inexperience get in the way of him voicing his opinion on a subject that he is not qualified to speak.

 

[historian]

Silvereagle, on the History Channel forums is trying to spread the interdimensional/invisible theory.

http://boards.historychannel.com/thread.jspa?threadID=700022114&start=15&tstart=0

THEORY:
A well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world; an organized system of accepted knowledge that applies in a variety of circumstances to explain a specific set of phenomena.

GT/CS is absolutely right. My theories are well substantiated not only by both my personal observations but by the observations of others even more qualified than myself. If GT/CS lives long enough, there will be a day in this century, where U.S. citizens do bring their intelligence into the 21st century. Currently, U.S. citizens have both feet firmly implanted in the last century, in regard to Bigfoot/Sasquatch knowledge.

I think that I am going to start a Bigfoot handkerchief business. The handkerchiefs would be specifically crying on about Bigfoot being both real and inter-dimensional, while crying about other subject matter would be specifically prohibited.

Could someone hand CT/CS a hanky, please.

 

[LTC8K6]

GT/CS did not mean that kind of theory, historian.

 

[Locknar]

Therefore, a statement that "President Roosevelt, apparently wrote a book about it", is a recollection of opinions voiced by others, such as Autumn Williams in her Bigfoot DVD, "Searching for a Living Legend".

Conclusion: Anyone making the claim that Roosevelt wrote a book retelling his encounter with "Bigfoot", as Historian did (or anyone else that makes this claim), is wrong.

"Wrong": Deviating from truth or fact; erroneous.