Bigfoot: The Invisible Variety

[DrewD]

Hmmmm,.. I wonder, is Invisible Bigfoot also insmellible?

In other words, is it true that IBF S*** don't stink?

If sound can travel between dimensions maybe smell can too.

 

[AtomicMysteryMonster]

Is this an algebra equation?
Bigfoot x Mothman = Drakulun the vampire monster from Johnny Sokko?

I think it's a "Godzilla × Megaguirus" reference.

 

[historian]

Ray G on BFF.com:

a theory in technical use is a more or less verified or established explanation accounting for known facts or phenomena: the theory of relativity.

A hypothesis is a conjecture put forth as a possible explanation of phenomena or relations, which serves as a basis of argument or experimentation to reach the truth: This idea is only a hypothesis.


My theory: Bigfoot, littlefoot, wood gnomes, leprachauns, buggerous minimus, etc., all live primarily in other dimensions that exist right here on Earth, the THEORY of which has likely been proven in the field, hundreds of thousands of times. Anybody with the patience and the proper attitude, can likely do it. The aforementioned higher dimensional people are interdimensional. They are also all benevolent around my part of the country, since we show them respect. I believe that I have one peering over my shoulder, this very moment.

Scientist Stephen Hawking, upon further recollection, was at U.C. Berkeley during the entire fall term of 1974 with a position as an Associate Professor. He was called there to study the top secret Lawrence Livermore Laboratory Bigfoot captivity study of the 60's. He was there also to help Berkeley out with the 4th dimension reassignment. The second bigfoot of that study was briefly held in 1967, as I recall. He may have extended his stay through the winter term of 1975. Once U.C. Berkeley staff announced to students during winter term of 1975, that the 4th dimension was reassigned to explain Bigfoot invisibility, Stephen Hawking was rumored to have moved on to another college down south. We now have reason to believe that the other college was Caltech. During the winter term, it was also rumored that his stay at Berkeley was to be wiped out of the history books, since he spent it studying a topic that society enjoys to blacklist those associated therewith. So instead of saddling Mr. Hawking with that scarlet letter for the rest of his career, they simply manufactured a partly false story that he spent the entire 1974-75 year at Caltech. Which is likely why he will not answer any Bigfoot questions or emails in regard to Bigfoot. He likely does not want to get caught in a lie. Virtually all students at Berkeley, knew that he was there during the time period listed above. The dozen or so participants on this thread, obviously do not constitute everybody on the face of the planet, so for just one person out of 12 to recollect an important historical event, certainly does not mean that it did not happen. Especially since likely 10 out of those 12 were not even born in 1974. Consequently, they are in no position to question my somewhat detailed recollection. Please don't bother with another onslaught of foolish questions because you are only wasting your time. You weren't there. I was. End of story.

Sound and stink can cross dimensions.

 

[YouBelieveWHAT?]

Your hypothesis, surely?

For a hypothesis to become a theory, requires publishing data, so that responsible scientists can analyse, dissect, discuss and develop, and after this process, accept that the hypothesis has grown into a theory. In other words PROOF!

A hypothesis backed up by unsupported anecdotes and beliefs will never become a theory.

Oh - sorry! For a moment there I thought you were referring to a scientific theory!

 

[arthwollipot]

My theory: Bigfoot, littlefoot, wood gnomes, leprachauns, buggerous minimus, etc., all live primarily in other dimensions that exist right here on Earth, the THEORY of which has likely been proven in the field, hundreds of thousands of times.

Um, no. For a start, theories are not "proved" - proof is the domain of mathematics and alcohol. Theories are confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional consent (thanks, The Late Stephen J Gould). Invisble bigfoot has not been confirmed to anything like this level.

You see, in order to do that, any experiment must be repeatable. You must set up your initial conditions very carefully so that others can reproduce your experiment. Then you must carefully record what you do and what the results are. Then you send this to other people, who try your experiment and see if they get the same results.

Anybody with the patience and the proper attitude, can likely do it. The aforementioned higher dimensional people are interdimensional. They are also all benevolent around my part of the country, since we show them respect. I believe that I have one peering over my shoulder, this very moment.

See, there's another thing. You don't start your experiment by "believing" in one result or another. You go where the evidence takes you. In your case, the evidence has taken you down the garden path, methinks, and that's why you're seeing fairies.

Scientist Stephen Hawking, upon further recollection, was at U.C. Berkeley during the entire fall term of 1974 with a position as an Associate Professor. He was called there to study the top secret Lawrence Livermore Laboratory Bigfoot captivity study of the 60's.

Um, are we talking about the same Stephen Hawking?

...So instead of saddling Mr. Hawking with that scarlet letter for the rest of his career, they simply manufactured a partly false story that he spent the entire 1974-75 year at Caltech. Which is likely why he will not answer any Bigfoot questions or emails in regard to Bigfoot. He likely does not want to get caught in a lie.

Ah, so what we have here is an assertion which is completely unverifiable. Sorry, historian, I don't believe you. If you want me to change my mind, then you're going to have to provide some evidence.

Consequently, they are in no position to question my somewhat detailed recollection. Please don't bother with another onslaught of foolish questions because you are only wasting your time. You weren't there. I was. End of story.

I still don't believe you. I would not go so far as to say that you are lying (although it's possible) but I think that you are certainly mistaken.

Sound and stink can cross dimensions.

Convenient that. Evidence?

 

[Correa Neto]

I think it's a "Godzilla × Megaguirus" reference.

Why not good ol' Mothra?

*no... that... music... in... my... head... again... no... no... no...*

 

[Correa Neto]

I just wanna se the math. Hawking for sure has it. Where is the math?

 

[Tirdun]

Right. Hawking and fourth dimensional (time?) bigfeet.

So do we have a surefire way to get mugged by Bigfoot yet? I'm more than willing to be a test subject too, being all out in the hinterland and all. Well, rural farming area with a good bunch of trees about. Anyway, I'll take one on the chin for science but I'm not going to go out and yell obscenities at the bigfoots if they're not going to respond.

 

[Cuddles]

proof is the domain of mathematics and alcohol.

Preferably both.

 

[YouBelieveWHAT?]

Preferably both.

But not together, presumably?

 

[Cuddles]

But not together, presumably?

Maths is like dancing - you get much better at it after a few drinks.

 

[YouBelieveWHAT?]

And you always need to calculate whose round it is next

 

[YouBelieveWHAT?]

Right. Hawking and fourth dimensional (time?) bigfeet.

So do we have a surefire way to get mugged by Bigfoot yet? I'm more than willing to be a test subject too, being all out in the hinterland and all. Well, rural farming area with a good bunch of trees about. Anyway, I'll take one on the chin for science but I'm not going to go out and yell obscenities at the bigfoots if they're not going to respond.

Actually, if you're shouting obscenities at anybody, surely it's best to do it while there not around?

 

[DrewD]

Ray G on BFF.com:

a theory in technical use is a more or less verified or established explanation accounting for known facts or phenomena: the theory of relativity.

A hypothesis is a conjecture put forth as a possible explanation of phenomena or relations, which serves as a basis of argument or experimentation to reach the truth: This idea is only a hypothesis.


My theory: Bigfoot, littlefoot, wood gnomes, leprachauns, buggerous minimus, etc., all live primarily in other dimensions that exist right here on Earth, the THEORY of which has likely been proven in the field, hundreds of thousands of times. Anybody with the patience and the proper attitude, can likely do it. The aforementioned higher dimensional people are interdimensional. They are also all benevolent around my part of the country, since we show them respect. I believe that I have one peering over my shoulder, this very moment.

Scientist Stephen Hawking, upon further recollection, was at U.C. Berkeley during the entire fall term of 1974 with a position as an Associate Professor. He was called there to study the top secret Lawrence Livermore Laboratory Bigfoot captivity study of the 60's. He was there also to help Berkeley out with the 4th dimension reassignment. The second bigfoot of that study was briefly held in 1967, as I recall. He may have extended his stay through the winter term of 1975. Once U.C. Berkeley staff announced to students during winter term of 1975, that the 4th dimension was reassigned to explain Bigfoot invisibility, Stephen Hawking was rumored to have moved on to another college down south. We now have reason to believe that the other college was Caltech. During the winter term, it was also rumored that his stay at Berkeley was to be wiped out of the history books, since he spent it studying a topic that society enjoys to blacklist those associated therewith. So instead of saddling Mr. Hawking with that scarlet letter for the rest of his career, they simply manufactured a partly false story that he spent the entire 1974-75 year at Caltech. Which is likely why he will not answer any Bigfoot questions or emails in regard to Bigfoot. He likely does not want to get caught in a lie. Virtually all students at Berkeley, knew that he was there during the time period listed above. The dozen or so participants on this thread, obviously do not constitute everybody on the face of the planet, so for just one person out of 12 to recollect an important historical event, certainly does not mean that it did not happen. Especially since likely 10 out of those 12 were not even born in 1974. Consequently, they are in no position to question my somewhat detailed recollection. Please don't bother with another onslaught of foolish questions because you are only wasting your time. You weren't there. I was. End of story.

Sound and stink can cross dimensions.

It is my theory that you keep coming up with totally insane ideas. Let me provide you with my evidence for this, I'll paraphrase your own words.

Bigfoot exists and is invisible. He/she is invisible because he/she can phase in and out of different dimensions. His/Her smell and the noise he/she makes can travel between dimensions as well. Other frequencies cannot travel between dimensions though. I have proof of this that doesn't really prove anything. I will not show my proof because it is so compelling that other people will steal it even though it does not prove bigfoot. The FBI, NSA, Berkly, Caltech, Stephen Hawkings, Carter, The Carter Library and the Carter Center are all involved in a mass conspiracy to hide this truth. You have a theory that if bigfoot is disrespected, he/she may destroy you and/or your house and/or thier own residence. Bigfoot has no sense of humor and will give you cancer if you make a cookbook about bigfoot.

There are plenty more ideas that are insane that you said right here on this forum. Having said that, let us continue with our discussion. It really is fun.

 

[historian]

Closed minds are sooooo predictable! Even children can deal with both invisibility and people living in other dimension today, primarily due to their stories, movies and video games. But the adults go begging. This is hilariously fun throwing gasoline on a smoldering fire, and then stepping back to watch the ensuing explosion. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! This is killing me. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! And the inverted logic designed to allow the writer to continue living a life in denial, is just off the charts! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Stop it! This is killing me! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 

[Tirdun]

Closed minds are sooooo predictable! Even children can deal with both invisibility and people living in other dimension today, primarily due to their stories, movies and video games. But the adults go begging.

Like Santa and the Tooth Fairy! Oh, the times we had as kids, believing in such stuff.

Welcome back, historian. Now, please give us a foolproof, guaranteed method to get a bigfoot to show up or attack us or whatever. I'm adjacent to a huge tract of woods one one side and quite a bit of farmland on the other and I'd like to get some bigfoot proof, even at the expense of my own health. I'll even post pictures of my outdoor insult tirade if you wish, but only if you give me something that will absolutely work. Not 4 years from now through some illness or two weeks from now in a car crash. Something that will prevent volunteers from going through the night unscathed.

I won't promise to camp out all night. I'm not really motivated to humor you THAT much, but I do spend many an evening outdoors next to the (apparently) dangerous woodline and while I'm enjoying an evening watching the bats keep the bugs at bay I'll be glad to slip in a hearty bigfoot species joke or declare my intent to kill them all. Surely there is some trick to getting them to appear?

 

[Correa Neto]

Invisible bigfeet are killing historian?

As I said, telling skeptics about the secrets of invisible bigfeet was not a good idea...

 

[Locknar]

While there are only 12 (or so) folks in this thread, don't you (Historian) find it odd that only YOU remember certian things, that happen to play into this fantasy of yours?

Fact is, other then your saying so, you have no proof that Carter ever claimed to have seen a Bigfoot, or that Hawking was ever an Associate Professor at Berkley.

When did Carter make these claims...where was he when he said it...what classes did Hawking teach at Berkley, etc are all fairly simple questions you can not answer...because these events did not happen.

If Carter were to deny ever saying this, would you believe him? If Berkley released a statement that said "Hawking was never an Associate Professor here" would you accept that? In both cases the answer is probably no...that you would continue in your fantasy, making up new "men in black" stories to fit.

A number of us have tried taunting the 'ole Mighty One, but to no avail. What are we doing wrong...what can we do to enrage him such he'll let us know he is around?

 

[bruto]

I second Tirdun's request. Really. I want to get a bigfoot to show up (figuratively if not visibly). I'm willing to take my chances.

By the way, Historian: how do you like my orbs? Do you not think a pond with such wonderful orbs would be a good place for a bigfoot to frequent?

 

[Drewbot]

1. Define 'WOO' I see it, and can't figure it out
2. What kind of snake is that Tsig?
3. If I remember correctly, in one of the Ultra-Man documentaries, there was a villian that phased in and out, or teleported to differing locales. Was he a 4th dimension person Historian?