Bigfoot: The Invisible Variety

[YouBelieveWHAT?]

It's all beginning to fall into place.

Do we have anybody who lives close enough to check out my theory that there's a Bigfoot conference at Berkeley, and that's why nobody can irritate them?

 

[Locknar]

Humm....no sign of Historian; I fear he has left the thread. Now we'll never know how to attract a Bigfoot through taunting.

 

[YouBelieveWHAT?]

Humm....no sign of Historian; I fear he has left the thread. Now we'll never know how to attract a Bigfoot through taunting.

or an Historian, probably.....

 

[DrewD]

Not the Yowies!

I was once eaten by yowies. still gives me shivers. The reconstitutsion took a long time and I'm not sure we found all the parts.

I once ate a yowie. Think about it.

 

[Correa Neto]

Having problems with alien bipedal apes?
Call SPECTREMAN!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec9d0HdCtrw

 

[Drewbot]

AWESOME.

CN- What was the monster in Ultra man that ate the Pearls called? That episode has long scarred me.

Also, check out this attack by a visible Yeti
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsVx09Jzvhg

 

[tsig]

Can somebody remind me?

Are Yowies invisible as well?

tsig - were you killed by the Yowies?

No, they just ate me.

 

[tsig]

The yowies hid your missing parts deep in the Outback. The only way you'll find them is by dowsing.

I hear something much worse that yowies are about.

So I'm gonna let the yowies alone lest we be modded.

Thanks y'all.

 

[Correa Neto]

AWESOME.

CN- What was the monster in Ultra man that ate the Pearls called? That episode has long scarred me.

Also, check out this attack by a visible Yeti
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsVx09Jzvhg

That would be Gamakuija, the rubber whale-croc hybrid.
http://ultraman66episodes.tripod.com/id14.html
Episode
The Pearl Defense Directive

Ah, useless trivia about cheesy monster costumes, gotta love them all!

 

[AtomicMysteryMonster]

What was the monster in Ultra man that ate the Pearls called? That episode has long scarred me.

Gamkujira

Jack Black reveals how to see an invisible Bigfoot. Note the large shoulders, lack of a neck, and Patty-esque walk. According to the IMDB, Jack Black is 5' 7" and John C. Reilly 6' 1½". It also notes that John Reilly has a "lumbering gait"...

 

[AtomicMysteryMonster]

Oops...double post.

 

[YouBelieveWHAT?]

Oops...double post.

Curse those invisible crypto-beasts, huh?

 

[Drewbot]

Possible movie idea:

Return of The Curse of Invisible Bigfoot's Ghost

It's about the Ghost of the Invisible Bigfoot's Curse Returning

No, wait

It's about the Curse of the Invisible ghost of bigfoot returning

No, wait...

 

[Correa Neto]

Bigfoot X Mothman!!!

 

[Drewbot]

Is this an algebra equation?
Bigfoot x Mothman = Drakulun the vampire monster from Johnny Sokko?

 

[Correa Neto]

How dare you mock bigfoot and mothman this way?

Their curse will fall upon you! Avoid forests and bridges, oh unbeliever...

 

[DrewD]

And bathrooms. I hear that the IBF leaves an incredible invisible deuce for non believers. If you don't believe me, check right now. You won't be able to see it. There is your proof.

 

[madurobob]

Hmmmm,.. I wonder, is Invisible Bigfoot also insmellible?

In other words, is it true that IBF S*** don't stink?

 

[Correa Neto]

Well, according to the experienced tracker Bob Titmus, its composed only by vegetal remains. Never mind he small detail that he once confused horsepoop with bigfootpoop.

Hey, maybe we can see bigfoot's digestion proccess! Imagine walking around in the woods... Suddenly you see a floating serpentiform shape composed by stuff at several stages of digestion! Floating poo, maybe...

 

[LTC8K6]

I've figured it out. Bigfoot is a homeopathic cryptid. Less is more.