Peanut Butter, The Atheist's Nightmare!

[polkablues]

I've been inspired by Chuck Missler's airtight logic. Here's my hypothesis: scientists claim that cars start when you put the key in the ignition and turn it. However, when I put my car key in a jar of peanut butter and turn it, NOTHING HAPPENS. Therefore, only God can start a car and internal combustion is a fairy tale.

 

[Miss Anthrope]

I've been inspired by Chuck Missler's airtight logic. Here's my hypothesis: scientists claim that cars start when you put the key in the ignition and turn it. However, when I put my car key in a jar of peanut butter and turn it, NOTHING HAPPENS. Therefore, only God can start a car and internal combustion is a fairy tale.

Beautiful analogy!

 

[Dark Jaguar]

Except you should replace the actual car key with one of those big plastic toy keys.

 

[thaiboxerken]

Wow. Just.. wow. That's great comedy.

 

[slingblade]

I've been exposed to light and heat, and new life came from me.

Twice!

And I fed them both peanut butter. There's definitely a message in that somwhere.

 

[thaiboxerken]

Evilutionists say that life evolves new traits to deal with it's environment. Well, in my three decades of life, I haven't seen any new mutations that help me play xbox better.

 

[Hokulele]

Evilutionists say that life evolves new traits to deal with it's environment. Well, in my three decades of life, I haven't seen any new mutations that help me play xbox better.

No, no, no, no, no! It is the xbox that is evolving.

 

[The Atheist]

Now I understand--with crystal clarity--why it has been shown that atheists have higher IQ's than believers.

Agree. Anyone even thinking about the merest possibility that that festering pile of dung might be real is either insane, or seriously lacking in grey matter.

My soon to be ten year old is certain this is a parody! There is no convincing her that this "film" could possibly be serious.

I can beat that - my 7 1/2 year old daughter just watched it and was laughing her head off saying, "that's so dumb!"

Thank god I'm an atheist.

 

[Miss Anthrope]

Agree. Anyone even thinking about the merest possibility that that festering pile of dung might be real is either insane, or seriously lacking in grey matter.




I can beat that - my 7 1/2 year old daughter just watched it and was laughing her head off saying, "that's so dumb!"

Thank god I'm an atheist.

Three cheers for educated kids!

 

[sir drinks-a-lot]

I don't get it. I mean I get that fact that it is not a spoof, but do you think he is really that dumb? Or is he just trying to make money off the gullible?

 

[thaiboxerken]

It's probably both, sir-drunkard.

 

[bobcarp]

that guy is nuttier than the jar of peanut butter which he is holding.

 

[PrincessIneffabelle]

Yet they are unusually quiet on the subject of jelly.

 

[Miss Anthrope]

I don't get it. I mean I get that fact that it is not a spoof, but do you think he is really that dumb? Or is he just trying to make money off the gullible?

I don't think the point of this videos is profit in a direct way. These people have to defend their religion at all costs. If people start accepting established science and realize it's all hooey, their entire way of life is gone.

This is grasping at straws to justify religious belief.

It's also really, really lame.

 

[Miss Anthrope]

Yet they are unusually quiet on the subject of jelly.

You never fail to make me spew my coffee......

 

[thaiboxerken]

Your coffee is hot, it has chemicals in it.. yet no life is spontaneously emerging. How is that possible if abiogenesis is right?

 

[thaiboxerken]

I have to wonder if http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4 is the inspiration for these creationist arguments.

 

[hgc]

OK, saw the thread title and just assumed this was a Way of the Master thing. You see, Kirk and the mustache man say that the banana is proof of God's design. And what's the best damn food combo in God's creation? That's right: peanut butter and banana.

 

[Miss Anthrope]

OK, saw the thread title and just assumed this was a Way of the Master thing. You see, Kirk and the mustache man say that the banana is proof of God's design. And what's the best damn food combo in God's creation? That's right: peanut butter and banana.

Ha! I was thinking of something much kinkier

 

[Charlie Monoxide]

Wow, I'm impressed. I'm totally convinced. How could I have been so wrong about believing in evolution? The answer was sitting in my fridge all this time (I love all natural peanut butter, and store it in the fridge after opening).

Charlie (praise jeebus, I've seen the light) Monoxide