Telekinesiologist now at JREF!

Last night I was able to move the psi wheel any which way (complete control) and knock it off the pin if I wanted it to. Also, I noticed that the paper was warping (bending) throughout the experience.

Zounds! You are one of the gifted few who can create rare, trans-ductal warping effect! Definitely keep your abilities a secret from the government! Limit your exposure to tricks at parties and videos on Youtube.
 
Wow. So you can do telekinesis! Actually you didn't even have to tell me! As I was reading what you wrote, I compared it to my experience and they are definitly the same. The part about "when you are tired telekinesis works better" happened to me last night before I read your message! You are absolutly correct. Last night I was able to move the psi wheel any which way (complete control) and knock it off the pin if I wanted it to. Also, I noticed that the paper was warping (bending) throughout the experience.

Yes, you are right. I have had these experiences.

I dunno too much about "Evil spirits" but if it were true, that would explain why some days it works and some days it doesn't. Please explain this phenomenon.

Evil spirits may live in tight springs, like wound-up clocks and watches. Once when I was trying to clear the room of demons, I realized there was an old alarm clock in the closet. I willed the demon to leave it and the next morning the clock was ticking away all by itself, winding down (releasing the tension) from its own sprng. I swear I never touched it. The demon was living on the spring's energy. Check the room you are performing in for this, and also the room where you sleep.

Also, the comment you made about "reverse-telekinesis" is actually one of the problems that is hard to fix in the daytime. This ability isn't fullproof yet. I can't just walk into a bar and perform. The stress would definitly limit my success to perform it. Trust me. The first time I performed it to my parents a month ago, the paper was stock still for about 5 min:D .

I'm interested in this. You've also mentioned that it scared you when you started having successes. Why did it scare you? Why is it stressful? Please write about these feelings -- how succeeding with telekineses is scary, and performing for others is stressful. I'd like you to really examine yourself and understand why you experinece these feelings. Writing about them and telling others will bea great aid to you.
 
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If this is true, the only explanation for telekinesis, if it exists, is that you are using more than 100% of the brain, which may be caused by evolution, etc.

OK, really? No one has mentioned "using more than 100% of the brain" is....is.....hoo boy...

I'd like to use more than 100% of my day, so that I can catch up on reading, TV, movies, workout...all that jazz. Each night I decided I'm going for 112%, maybe 117%, but then midnight comes, and a new day begins. I only get to use 100%... no matter how hard I try.

I know it's just a little slip of logic, but little might beget big in this instance.

TK- I know you've had lots of suggestions for tests, but I'll offer two more. 1) try curling up two edges of the paper, with or without a bell jar. (Well, without a bell jar, since you believe this inhibits your ability.) 2) Try having the paper jump up onto the pin, instead of just knocking it off.
 
Wow ... the 305th post in this forum. Isn't is amazing how so much can be made from so little?

There is no such thing as telekinesis. TheTelekinesiologist is therefore a fake and a fraud.

Someone please PM me when he wises up, goes emo, or both; okay?

Thanx!

-Fnord of Dyscordia-
 
Yes, you are right. I have had these experiences.



Evil spirits may live in tight springs, like wound-up clocks and watches. Once when I was trying to clear the room of demons, I realized there was an old alarm clock in the closet. I willed the demon to leave it and the next morning the clock was ticking away all by itself, winding down (releasing the tension) from its own sprng. I swear I never touched it. The demon was living on the spring's energy. Check the room you are performing in for this, and also the room where you sleep.

How do you get rid of them though? Do you have to say something? I happen to be religious so this isn't very hard to believe. A lot of this stuff happenes but I never heard of this one before. I have a cross inside the room. Does that help?

I'm interested in this. You've also mentioned that it scared you when you started having successes. Why did it scare you? Why is it stressful? Please write about these feelings -- how succeeding with telekineses is scary, and performing for others is stressful. I'd like you to really examine yourself and understand why you experinece these feelings. Writing about them and telling others will bea great aid to you.

Yes. Success does scare me. Wouldn't it scare you? Going against the laws of physics? It is stressful because I really don't want to be doing it but my curiosity and other people are all that is influencing me to pursue it.

Performing for others can be stressful because I'm afraid of failure. Plus I have been diagnosed with a stress disorder (I think it's called graves disease) so that doesn't help.
 
OK, really? No one has mentioned "using more than 100% of the brain" is....is.....hoo boy...

I'd like to use more than 100% of my day, so that I can catch up on reading, TV, movies, workout...all that jazz. Each night I decided I'm going for 112%, maybe 117%, but then midnight comes, and a new day begins. I only get to use 100%... no matter how hard I try.

I know it's just a little slip of logic, but little might beget big in this instance.

Well it depends what point of view your looking from. If in the future people are better at doing telekinesis because of evolution, then they would be using +100 of a persons brain power compared to today.
 
Yes. Success does scare me. Wouldn't it scare you? Going against the laws of physics? It is stressful because I really don't want to be doing it but my curiosity and other people are all that is influencing me to pursue it.

What laws of physics are you going against? You aren't actually moving anything. You're supposedly spinning a bit of paper on the head of a pin.

ALL TREMBLE AT YOUR POWERS!

Meanwhile, if you remove air and electricity as a factor... your powers vanish.

Let us know when you're moving stuff around the room.
 
Well it depends what point of view your looking from. If in the future people are better at doing telekinesis because of evolution, then they would be using +100 of a persons brain power compared to today.


Umm...OK... but not at all what you said. But, whatever.

While I'm all for you breaking the world out of the confines of current knowledge, I'm going to have a tough time following you if you make stuff up as you go along.

Oh, perhaps that's your master plan. Always keep 'em guessing.
 
To TheTelekinesiologist: I think the problem is you're suffering from a self-limiting construct. Why would TK training be the same as muscle training? Since the invisible z-waves emitted from your brain exist in some mysterious energy state contrary to the laws of physics, they just ARE, i.e. they can't get stronger through "exercise". So go right out and concentrate on the big stuff. See if you can get cars to swerve on the street. Go to Vegas and make the roulette wheel do your bidding. Stop messing around and get serious with it.
 
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Yes. Success does scare me. Wouldn't it scare you? Going against the laws of physics? It is stressful because I really don't want to be doing it but my curiosity and other people are all that is influencing me to pursue it.

Going against the laws of physics scares you? Good job you're not a scientist. Every scientist's dream is to discover something new. In fact, most of the big physics experiments around are being carried out specifically in order to prove that our current theories are wrong. I really would give my left arm (or someone's arm at least) to be able to proveably break the laws of physics. The important thing with all scientists and skeptics is to find the truth, not to prove yourself right. There is no fear involved, only curiosity.
 
Let's think what would have happened if Newton had kept all his knowledge to himself.

The phenomena he discovered and described are not exactly hidden. Someone else in history would have figured it out.

So, if telekinesis is more than high-school tricks, and even if the Telekinesiologist were to hide away and keep mum, the truth shoud pop up. People are smart, T. They can discover things. If there are things to be discovered.
 
Right of course I should have known

I'm not here to prove myself to anyone. You just dont get it. This is a hobby. I'm not trying to become criss angel man! If you guys want it taped and put on youtube or something thats fine. The only problem is that I have a very hecktick lifestyle and the only reason why I even have time to talk on this forum is because I'm getting time off from school.

It is good to recall the prime directive of living in the real world: Money talks and bullsh1t walks.
 
I left this thread alone for two weeks and there's been no progress? Still spinning paper on pins? Let's go with this. And TK, stop replying to Mr. Scott. He's making fun of you. "If the pinwheel doesn't move at all, dismiss it for one of these reasons and don't count it as a failure: 1) You're too tired; 2) You're not tired enough." That's ALL instances. He's saying that you are suffering from confirmation bias.

He's right, of course. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't keep trying to design a real, fair experiment.
 
I'm not sure. Take a look.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FBXaQkzrjI

(there are two other videos as well)

I noticed that as he walks around the room, he alternately blocks and unblocks the light getting to various parts of the dome. Seems like that slight temperature change could have some effect on the internal air currents which would allow for movement.

Also there's no sound and no announcements of which pinwheel he intends to move.
 
I noticed that as he walks around the room, he alternately blocks and unblocks the light getting to various parts of the dome. Seems like that slight temperature change could have some effect on the internal air currents which would allow for movement.

Let me get this straight. Decades ago there was a toy that spun in a sealed glass box at very low pressure which was originally thought to be caused by photon pressure. It was conclusively proved that photon pressure could not produce anywhere near a large enough force (and in fact it span in the wrong direction). It was also conclusively proved that convection currents due to slight temperature changes were the cause. And now we have people with exactly the same toy pretending that they are moving it with their minds? And people actually believe them?

I have a magic device that allows you to cause it to snow in a magical fairyland simply by using your mind (and shaking it). I'm opening the bidding at £1000 each.
 
It was conclusively proved that photon pressure could not produce anywhere near a large enough force (and in fact it span in the wrong direction). It was also conclusively proved that convection currents due to slight temperature changes were the cause. And now we have people with exactly the same toy pretending that they are moving it with their minds? And people actually believe them?

Ladies an' Gen'lemen...(drum roll).....I give you....(drum roll continues)....the one and only, the conclusively proved cheat, the astounding recovery of......(drum roll crescendo)...The Reverend Peter Poppoff! (crash of cymbal and fanfare of floating trumpet. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition)
 

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