These pro-CT arguments are disappointingly lacking in character. It's just the same old shopworn frogwash and religious evangelical phrases like "the truth will find you" and so on.
If I'm to remain amused, I need my CTists to have some style, some pizazz, some creativity. I want MS Paint drawings that CONCLUSIVELY PROVE the Pentagon was hit by a 3-liter Pepsi bottle filled with Mentos, dropped by a hang glider that was piloted by a Mossad agent and deployed from a remote-controlled 747 with a slightly inaccurate airbrushed mural of Osama bin Laden on the side and emitting chemtrails that under the right viewing conditions (involving various Photoshop filters, strobe lights, and low doses of LSD) can be seen to spell out, "I'M IN UR AIRSPACE, PWNING UR BUILDINGZ LOL!!"
I need my CTists to promise me that I, as an infidel / blasphemer / shill / non-patriot, it will not be pleasant for me when The Real Truth Comes Out. I need them to promise me that I WILL know the Real Truth after watching their free video, or I'll get TRIPLE my money back.
No, of COURSE I "can't prove" conclusively that there isn't an invisible china teapot in orbit between the earth and Mars, but that doesn't mean that I don't want you to try to convince me that it fired energy beam death rays, pulverizing the WTC towers into indiscernable particles of subatomic size.
And most of all, I need everything to be connected to everything else. Show me the line of Truth that connects 9/11 to 7/7 to Alexander Litvinenko to Bohemian Grove to e. coli in spinach to MKULTRA to Lee Harvey Oswald to Area 51 to Roswell to the Knights Templar to Majestic-12 to the murals at the Denver International Airport to sasquatch to chupacabra to alien abductions to dowsing to Himmler's frozen Arayans to EVERYTHING, because IT'S ALL CONNECTED, MAAAANNN!!!!!
Enough of this, "oh let's gather round the campfire and talk about WTC 7 because the Truth will set you freeeee and we can roast marshmallows and I'll show you how much of 'Michael Row Your Boat Ashore' I've learned to play on the guitar."
It's time for a good old-fashioned, back to the Old Testament (by which I mean LC the first edition, as opposed to the New Testament which is LC:FC:RC:II) tent revival with some real, honest-to-goodness GOSPEL PREACHIN'.