Well, ok. That's what I thought, watching you in this conversation, - that you were really seeking the truth.
Here's the absolute truth about both your astrology program and my secret method:
It's all completely absolutely 100% made up, - with just a little bit of logical thinking thrown in.
Here's how you do it.
Make up a bunch of statements about someone, but make them vague enough that anyone could think it's about them. For example, "you are bright", "you are a good study", etc. Be sure to add in a few not so nice things, though, to make it sound realistic "be careful you don't get obsessed over things" "you might have a tendency to worry about money", etc.
Add in a few vague things about the person that you know. For example, you brought up your teacher a few times, so I see that you have a certain amount of respect for authority. I knew by your birthday that you were over 40 years old, so it's a pretty easy guess that you've had a career change or two, and that you've had more than one meaningful relationship.
If I saw you in person, I could probably make some guesses as to your lifestyle or income level, and therefore some of your previous experiences, based entirely on your speech, mannerisms, and dress.
Most of your victims will be happy to tell you more things about themselves than you ever had to guess, for example, your telling me about your long distance relationship. When that happens, say something like "Ah. I saw water, and a voyage. I wasn't sure about that before, but now it makes sense." and watch them be completely amazed.
Always throw something really good in to the person's future. They love that. And they believe that, so it makes them believe you.
If you're a really good liar, cheat and charlatan, you can then package all this stuff into a computer program and sell it to eager students looking for the truth. You can even become the "master" teacher, and get people to pay money to study this hogpoop, er.. I mean "science" directly from you.
However, woodwater, I see more in you. I see part of you is looking for the real truth, not a bunch of lies and vague statements that make you feel good. I see the potential in you to go far, and I'm not bullsh*tting you with that. I see you have the potential to see the real truth, accept it for what it is, and succeed. You have the potential to learn the truth, understand the sham, and expose the frauds and charlatans for what they are. I see you have the potential to go forth with your life, no longer bound by the mythologies and trickeries that the charlatans have played on you, able to live a successful, sane and happy life, free from the "woo" that many people spend their whole lives mired in.
Go forth and live with the truth, woodwater. Live FOR the truth.
As the old saying goes, "The truth shall set you free."
Think about it.
We're here to help.
All my best to you,
Meg