Trump's Second Term

[P.J. Denyer]

"It was just a film!" yelled Hoffman, as he was bungled into the van by armed agents and men in white coats.

What's 'Bungled'? Is it worse than being 'Geoffried'? It can't be as bad as being 'Zippied' especially with a quick George or two to the kidneys.

I knew a man once who was Rod, Jane and Freddied. On the same day! He was never the same again.

 

[Planigale]

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Well...that's just your opinion man....

May i recommend

The 85 Ways to Tie a Tie - Wikipedia

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Which not only teaches you how to tie a tie, but also some knot theory.

 

[LDE1976]

What's 'Bungled'? Is it worse than being 'Geoffried'? It can't be as bad as being 'Zippied' especially with a quick George or two to the kidneys.

I knew a man once who was Rod, Jane and Freddied. On the same day! He was never the same again.

Edited now. At least it was a good Freudian slip.

 

[Susheel]

May i recommend

The 85 Ways to Tie a Tie - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Which not only teaches you how to tie a tie, but also some knot theory.

That was the Rabbit hole I mentioned...have you heard of the Merovingian?

 

[Blue Bubble]

Oxygen, scientific studies have proven that every single child that has shown signs of autism was breathing before the signs became apparent.

Might be best not to tell them that nitrogen makes up most of the air. That's clearly the real cause.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Might be best not to tell them that nitrogen makes up most of the air. That's clearly the real cause.

You've fallen for the propaganda from Big Oxygen Sheeple!

 

[P.J. Denyer]

That was the Rabbit hole I mentioned...have you heard of the Merovingian?

Yes, he was in The Matrix.

 

[Mojo]

Might be best not to tell them that nitrogen makes up most of the air. That's clearly the real cause.

Don't let Vani Hari hear about this.

 

[arthwollipot]

He's right, again! Nobody has done s better done than he's done. Not that I know of, at least. See? Trump was right!

And if he starts a war with Venezuela, and a brand new one with Afghanistan, he can done them too, and then he will have done ever betterer! This is how to bring about world peace, and if you start a war with US cities as well, you can done them, and you will reduce crime with 1500%! More peace done! The most peace ever done in the history of done peace!

He's so good he brokered peace between countries that weren't even at war!

 

[P.J. Denyer]

He's so good he brokered peace between countries that weren't even at war!

They would have been at war if Trump hadn't pre-emptively put half a continent between them. Hail Trump!

 

[arthwollipot]

Reminds me of the time that Fox News reported tension on the border between Iraq and Pakistan.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Closed country!

Trump: "We'll continue to talk to the Democrats, but I think you could very well under up with a closed country for a period of time."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1969142649618604437

Umm. Grandpa was babbling again and I was just a bit concerned about what he might have been trying to say. Do you know what a "closed country" is, by any chance?

 

[Helen]

He's so good he brokered peace between countries that weren't even at war!

Even better, he's done peace with countries that do not even exist! Imagine what horrors Aberbian could have caused, when other countries didn't evrn know where they were - not existing is like being invisible, they ccouldhave attacked anyone, at any time, just like they did with poor Albania, so thank goodness Trump did done peace with them.

 

[Mojo]

Reminds me of the time that Fox News reported tension on the border between Iraq and Pakistan.

Or the time Suella Braverman said she'd been to see the wall on the land border between Italy and Turkey.

 

[Norman Alexander]

Or the time Suella Braverman said she'd been to see the wall on the land border between Italy and Turkey.

Was she off the planet?

Silly question, of course she was.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Umm. Grandpa was babbling again and I was just a bit concerned about what he might have been trying to say. Do you know what a "closed country" is, by any chance?

Maybe it's like a closed ocean, maybe Dominic Raab can advise?

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Even better, he's done peace with countries that do not even exist! Imagine what horrors Aberbian could have caused, when other countries didn't evrn know where they were - not existing is like being invisible, they ccouldhave attacked anyone, at any time, just like they did with poor Albania, so thank goodness Trump did done peace with them.

I heard they we're mustering their forces on the border with Narnia. Let's see JD Vance tell Aslan he needs to wear a suit!

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Maybe it's like a closed ocean, maybe Dominic Raab can advise?

I'm just hoping it isn't a euphemism for martial law.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

I'm just hoping it isn't a euphemism for martial law.

Don't worry, he probably just means cancelling elections and putting armed troops on the streets...

 

[Flo]

Even better, he's done peace with countries that do not even exist! Imagine what horrors Aberbian could have caused, when other countries didn't evrn know where they were - not existing is like being invisible, they ccouldhave attacked anyone, at any time, just like they did with poor Albania, so thank goodness Trump did done peace with them.

Wait until he learns of the existence of San Sombrero …