Well, that's certainly one way to put it. I'm not going to rush to judgment, though. I'm sure there are different ways of interpreting "wasn't an EV."
Can't you spot propaganda when you see it?
Clearly it was a pedal car what went BOOM! And then FWOOSH!, and the apocalyptic fire happened because the owner had used bear grease and nitro cellulose as lubricants.
The powers that be (damn their eyes) haven't specifically denied this unlikely situation, therefore it must be what happened.
I have it on good authority that this is what happened.
Here is my proof that totally backs up my claim.
If you dumb rubes can't recognise PR puff peices for the bear-grease-and-nitro-cellulose lobby when they're right there, then I can't help you. I will judge you, though. Think on it.
TLDR: Any "official" explanation is suspect, because PTB=corrupt. Therefore made-up arse pullings are legitimate, and must be discussed at length.
Also, how dare you quote me! That's defamatory, or sexist, or...something. IDK, it's not fair, anyway. Also none of this makes sense, and that's why I'm demonstrably right.
ETA: Sorry about that, I'm not sure what came over me there.
Anyway, Vixen: are you able to answer my question regarding the source of your claims? I won't ask again, I promise, but please note that refusal to answer will be taken as an admission that the claim was (and I apologise for using legitimate English words that upset prissy Victorian maiden aunts) pulled out of your arse.
Please note: if you find that language a bit too much, then I do have a less fruity way of saying the same thing. If you would rather I used that, then let me know and I will happily oblige.
I have it on good authority that the First Lord of the Admiralty's wife's neighbour's dentist is heavily into bear grease.
Finacially, you perverts! I'm looking at you, [redacted], and you [redacted].
[redacted], I am both surprised, and deeply disappointed.