Yes, and making assumptions about how it will be implemented, just as I am.
The law has a private right to sue. Maybe the school feels a less insane way to approach this new law is appropriate, but if the person bringing the complaint disagrees, they can drag everyone to court. Even if the school prevails, litigation itself is a punishment. You don't have to be creative to see the perverse incentives here.
I have long been an advocate of tort reform that would reduce the number of frivolous lawsuits. Yes, the private right to sue is bad. However, as bad as it is, it won't lead to genital inspections or anything else. What it could conceivably lead to is frivolous lawsuits thrown out of court.
Because the law says, quite specifically, that there is one thing required for compliance. The school must present a signed physician's statement. Period. That's what has to be done to comply.
The cause of action in the private lawsuit can only be in response to an alleged violation of the law, which means that the plaintiff would have to contend that the school district didn't produce a legitimate physician's statement. That's it. That's the only thing on which a cause of action could be based. The plaintiff can't demand some other procedure. So, if the school district is using a sane procedure, the plaintiff can't demand some other procedure.
Well, of course, you can sue for anything. A plaintiff can file a lawsuit based on a complete and total misunderstanding of the law, and demand all sorts of things. However, the judge will throw the suit out.
The only possible way it gets past the opening gate is if the school district doesn't produce the certificate. And, why would they not? Uhh....invent fantasy if you like, but the only reason they wouldn't would be if they're letting people of the male sex into the girls' section.
This law will never result in a single genital inspection, ever. It won't result in high school girls being dragged into court. None of the terrible things that someone on Twitter said will happen, will happen. It's just not in the law.
But....you like to indulge in guilt by association. If you look at the history of these private causes of action as a means of enforcing laws, I think you will find that the Democrats have a very long history of supporting that sort of thing. The Trial Lawyers are staunch supporters of the Democratic Party. Maybe the GOP is finally catching on how effective it can be?