Tucker Carlson must think Joe Biden is Caligula

[Donal]

Still baffled how this little silver-spoon Fauntleroy became the spokesman for masculine grievance. This dude is clearly soft as warm ice cream. He screams "my dad owns a dealership" energy.

Then again, these are the same people who saw Trump as some embodiment of machismo instead of a flabby, hypochondriac slob. What strange role models.

Dude looks like he'd tear an ACL playing checkers.

 

[Checkmite]

Nah, that was the video I posted, where someone else had added in the obvious soundtrack.

Bits of the original trailer are further upthread.

ETA: still hard to tell whether it is more or less deranged though

I'm not the only one to point out that, with its original music, the trailer has big "Triumph of the Will" energy and that is probably not an accident.

 

[jimbob]

I'm not the only one to point out that, with its original music, the trailer has big "Triumph of the Will" energy and that is probably not an accident.

Oh god, I first saw the video and thought it was a parody, then I saw the same clips in another.

I haven't yet seen the original. But I find that all to easy to believe.

 

[jimbob]

I thought the nut light was red, not UV.

Well it probably was, but it didn't stop them talking about tanning.

ETA: A lot of UV even if there is no blue component, often fluoresces blue. (I played about with some quite powerful UV lasers for a while in my master's degree).

 

[bruto]

I thought the nut light was red, not UV.

Yah, apologies, I meant one thing and typed the other.

I blame the weather. I was outside and my balls got chilled, weakening my brain.

 

[a_unique_person]

I thought the nut light was red, not UV.

Either one works as well as the other.

 

[eerok]

We know that brain tanning isn't an option.

 

[Mike!]

We know that brain tanning isn't an option.

Only because we haven't put our minds to it yet.

 

[Stacyhs]

We know that brain tanning isn't an option.

But, obviously, they fried their brains somehow.

 

[pgwenthold]

Either one works as well as the other.

Of course, they don't. If you actually want a tan, you need UV. That's one of the funnier parts of this. Tanning their nuts with IR. Brilluant!

 

[Venom]

If you're going to mock Tucker it seems odd to do it for the one bit of information that's factual.

*Facepalm* I'm mocking the target audience for where they invariably take this factual information.

 

[The Great Zaganza]

We know that brain tanning isn't an option.

Au contraire:
https://humancharger.com/global/

Light therapy for your brain (via ear canal), as used in Finnland to fight fatigue/Depression during dark season.

 

[Stacyhs]

We know that brain tanning isn't an option.

I dunno. Maybe they could just inject light directly into it. After all, it worked for Covid.

 

[dann]

Roasting your boys isn't exactly great for your little swimmers, either.

Sounds like a very good argument for promoting the idea to all of Tucker's audience.

The idea of exposing yourself to getting Covid-19 has been promoted by Fox for a couple of years:

Not sure how much more I can shout this. COVID IS CAUSING MALE INFERTILITY!!! Does no one in power see an issue exposing everyone to this?! Let alone kids?! I don’t understand how this isn’t being discussed or why it isn’t.
COVID-19 and male reproductive function: a prospective, longitudinal cohort study (Society for Reproduction and Fertility, March 2021)
Tweet: ID_Geek

 

[catsmate]

Tucker C is an idiot. I wouldn't waste my time watching any so-called 'documentary' associated with him.

True, but given his current testicle focus there may be a great opportunity for encouraging auto-castration amongst his (male) followers.
Maybe it's time for Steinaching to make a return? Or encourage them to follow the treatments of Voronoff, the Monkey Gland Man?
Where is the entrepreneurial spirit of Menzies Sharp these days?

 

[Darat]

True, but given his current testicle focus there may be a great opportunity for encouraging auto-castration amongst his (male) followers.
Maybe it's time for Steinaching to make a return? Or encourage them to follow the treatments of Voronoff, the Monkey Gland Man?
Where is the entrepreneurial spirit of Menzies Sharp these days?

Never read about Steinaching before.


Putting the E into the ISF:

https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/h...e/getting-steinached-was-all-rage-roaring-20s

Have to give the author credit for his seminal use of seminal.

 

[bruto]

I dunno. Maybe they could just inject light directly into it. After all, it worked for Covid.

They tried shining the light in one ear but people on the other side complained of the glare.

 

[Armitage72]

Never read about Steinaching before.


Putting the E into the ISF:

https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/h...e/getting-steinached-was-all-rage-roaring-20s

Have to give the author credit for his seminal use of seminal.

With the embrace of Christian values and the admiration of Russia, maybe they can bring back the Skoptsy practices.
(A Russian religious sect that believed that genitals were the Mark of Cain and a sign of Original Sin and cut them off.)

 

[bruto]

Never read about Steinaching before.


Putting the E into the ISF:

https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/h...e/getting-steinached-was-all-rage-roaring-20s

Have to give the author credit for his seminal use of seminal.

As I recall, one of the more famous suckers for the Steinach treatment was William Butler Yeats, just to remind us that a person can be great in one area and an absolute idiot in another!

 

[Stacyhs]

They tried shining the light in one ear but people on the other side complained of the glare.

snort