Tucker Carlson must think Joe Biden is Caligula

[Lurch]

I thought the nut light was red, not UV.

 

[dann]

Say goodbye to declining testosterone levels with the cutting-edge technology of the Tucker Testicle Tanner.
The Tucker Testicle Tanner Is The Perfect Way To Re-Juice Your Carlsons (The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on YouTube, April 19, 2022)

 

[a_unique_person]

Tucker Carlson is just trying to find out at what point people realise he's just yanking their chain.

 

[Venom]

"But...but...sperm counts have dropped over time" *cultural masculinity rant*

 

[TheGoldcountry]

Roasting your boys isn't exactly great for your little swimmers, either.

What a loss.

 

[sphenisc]

"But...but...sperm counts have dropped over time" *cultural masculinity rant*

If you're going to mock Tucker it seems odd to do it for the one bit of information that's factual.

 

[jimbob]

A Not entirely safe for work version of his show trailer set to music

NSFW - manly video

 

[jimbob]

It's the hypocricy that gets me. All these conservatives acting all morally upstanding, yet never once complaining about Fox News flagrantly displaying its swollen dick on basic cable several times a week.

[qimg]https://i.imgur.com/FQrlZ5Tl.jpg[/qimg]

Bump,

The language was apposite for the latest story

 

[dann]

A Not entirely safe for work version of his show trailer set to music
NSFW - manly video

Stephen Colbert:

Gotta say, coming from a Fox News anchor, that is a refreshing and positive celebration of homoeroticism. Good for you, fellas! Good for you!

Florida made news today for rejecting new math textbooks for reasons having more to do with the culture wars than long division, and Stephen tries to make sense of the trailer for Tucker Carlson's new documentary about the dangers of low testosterone.
Why Is Florida At War With Arithmetic? | Tucker's Testosterone Doc Is Too Stupid To Ignore (The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on YouTube, April 19, 2022)

I guess we have to stop calling the MAGA bumpkins rednecks from now on.

 

[bruto]

Roasting your boys isn't exactly great for your little swimmers, either.

Sounds like a very good argument for promoting the idea to all of Tucker's audience.

 

[jimbob]

Sounds like a very good argument for promoting the idea to all of Tucker's audience.

And point out that effeminate liberals wouldn't do that.

 

[Warp12]

Sounds like a very good argument for promoting the idea to all of Tucker's audience.

And what a large audience it is...

Its not hard to see why Tucker is so popular; he is entertaining.

 

[Donal]

I'm going to start selling testicle tanning cream for folks that can't afford and/or are afraid of radiating their junk. I'll emphasize the very masculine orange hue it has.

 

[TurkeysGhost]

And what a large audience it is...

Its not hard to see why Tucker is so popular; he is entertaining.

Still baffled how this little silver-spoon Fauntleroy became the spokesman for masculine grievance. This dude is clearly soft as warm ice cream. He screams "my dad owns a dealership" energy.

Then again, these are the same people who saw Trump as some embodiment of machismo instead of a flabby, hypochondriac slob. What strange role models.

 

[jimbob]

From someone on scriptable.science.

"We really should try to persuade them that real men use Colbalt-60"

 

[Stacyhs]

Will it slow them from breeding over time?

It all seems a good step forward.

Nothing stops cockroaches from breeding.

 

[Stacyhs]

How ironic that TC's video promoting strong, virile men is set to the music of the Village People.

 

[Gord_in_Toronto]

How ironic that TC's video promoting strong, virile men is set to the music of the Village People.

And you have a problem with that? Just look at those manly men bodies!!!

 

[jimbob]

How ironic that TC's video promoting strong, virile men is set to the music of the Village People.

Nah, that was the video I posted, where someone else had added in the obvious soundtrack.

Bits of the original trailer are further upthread.

ETA: still hard to tell whether it is more or less deranged though

 

[Stacyhs]

Nah, that was the video I posted, where someone else had added in the obvious soundtrack.

Bits of the original trailer are further upthread.

ETA: still hard to tell whether it is more or less deranged though