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Kathy this is why I don't fear eternal damnation.

Don't forget that when you are at church services (i.e.: dinner), to consecrate the oh-so-holy 'body and blood' of the FSM. That would be, of course, garlic bread wafers and tomato-meat sauce! ;)
 
kuroyume0161 said:
Don't forget that when you are at church services (i.e.: dinner), to consecrate the oh-so-holy 'body and blood' of the FSM. That would be, of course, garlic bread wafers and tomato-meat sauce! ;)
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Ahh, the holy Tomato-Meat Sauce and devine Garlic Bread! Indeed we are truly Touched to be given such heavenly gifts from Him! :D
 
It is now my firm belief that kathy just needs a good ravishing. Go buy a vibrator have your hubby get you off with it and come post right after maybe then you will have a clear mind to understand what we post!
 
Ceritus said:
It is now my firm belief that kathy just needs a good ravishing. Go buy a vibrator have your hubby get you off with it and come post right after maybe then you will have a clear mind to understand what we post!
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Oh yes, I agree! Sex solves lots of problems! :)
 
Kathy has become very quiet all of a sudden...

By the way, I went to services this evening, dining on the body and blood of our saviour and creator, the Almighty and Noodly FSM! He was very tasty.

RAmen and Al-Lasagne!
 
Maybe she's actually thinking about what we've said? [/hopeful]

I'm glad to see you have joined the ranks and have seen the light and truth of the FSM. Each and every one of us must go to services on the Holy day Friday, to recieve His blessings of Body and Blood!

ETA: Great, now I crave pasta. Perhaps He has Touched me?
 
Taffer said:
Maybe she's actually thinking about what we've said? [/hopeful]

I'm glad to see you have joined the ranks and have seen the light and truth of the FSM. Each and every one of us must go to services on the Holy day Friday, to recieve His blessings of Body and Blood!

ETA: Great, now I crave pasta. Perhaps He has Touched me?
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Oh, you're TOUCHED, all right.

:D

I shall consume pasta this eve... Angel Hair, I think, with a nice white sauce of parmesian alfredo variety, black olives, mushrooms, bell peppers, shrimp... and some hearty cheesy Garlic bread to top of the whole of it.... Mmmmm... And a Killian's Irish Red. Ahhhhh....

Uhhhh...

Kathy, don't buy a vibrator; have your husband take you out for pasta. It's a much more orgasmic experience. :D
 
zaayrdragon said:
Kathy, don't buy a vibrator; have your husband take you out for pasta. It's a much more orgasmic experience. :D
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How about use the vibrator while eating pasta! That should make for some interesting multi tasking.
 
zaayrdragon said:
Oh, you're TOUCHED, all right.

:D
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Touched in the head, maybe. :D

I shall consume pasta this eve... Angel Hair, I think, with a nice white sauce of parmesian alfredo variety, black olives, mushrooms, bell peppers, shrimp... and some hearty cheesy Garlic bread to top of the whole of it.... Mmmmm... And a Killian's Irish Red. Ahhhhh....
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Sounds delicious, although personally I'd got for Oranjeboom.
 
I believe Kathy has left the building.

From here.
kurious_kathy said:
... Just don't feel I can relate to you guys at all! But I will leave you with this bit of scripture to cultivate maybe something in your own heart?...
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She probably pointed this site out to someone in her congragation and they said this site will lead her to hell or something. But maybe instead of admitting it she simply states that she just cannot "relate" to us probably out of fear of us having more fuel to say she is part of a cult.
 
You still have so many unanswered questions KK, I figured since you are back you may as well answer a few.
 
Ceritus said:
You still have so many unanswered questions KK, I figured since you are back you may as well answer a few.
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If it's not something vulgar I might try to answer. I definately don't like people who have perverted minds. Those comments were terrible and I wish people would have a little more respect and tact!
 
Taffer said:
This is your argument? "Many others know"? How do you know they are right? Where is your proof that the Bible is the word of God?
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Well after my coming to faith, now being spiritually alive, I can apply many of those lessons and truths to my own life. I now see how before coming to faith I wasn't seeing things in the light of truth.

Also the using the acrominm MAPS, for manuscript evidence, acheological evidence, prophetic evidence and statistical probiblity. Those four areas, if you choose to investigate them, prove the bible is God's inspired word.
 
kurious_kathy said:
Well after my coming to faith, now being spiritually alive, I can apply many of those lessons and truths to my own life. I now see how before coming to faith I wasn't seeing things in the light of truth.

Also the using the acrominm MAPS, for manuscript evidence, acheological evidence, prophetic evidence and statistical probiblity. Those four areas, if you choose to investigate them, prove the bible is God's inspired word.
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You do realize that a goodly portion of us have researched that. I can trade Josh McDowell quotes with you. Please post YOUR evidence, please.
 
kurious_kathy said:
You are so deceived if you really believe that! The Bible is the infallible word of God, you just aren't trying to be open to Him. If you were, you would see and have faith yourself.
Without faith it is impossible to please God. Guess you just don't want to try to know Him. I can't imagine why anyone would want to leave God out of their life? Closed minds are closed hearts!!
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And you wonder why people think of you as being smug and condescending.
 
kurious_kathy said:
Also the using the acrominm MAPS, for manuscript evidence, acheological evidence, prophetic evidence and statistical probiblity. Those four areas, if you choose to investigate them, prove the bible is God's inspired word.
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I have chosen to investigate these things. You are wrong. They do not prove that the Bible is God's inspired word.

Perhaps instead of merely proclaiming that they do, you'd like to post some evidence? I'd love to hear your argument from "statistical probability".
 
Indeed.

Post some of this evidence, please. After all, isn't it your Christian Duty to try to bring us closer to Christ?

You wouldn't want to shirk your duty to God, now would you?

I wish to see some of this MAPS evidence. I am ...heh... curious to see it. Please post some of it here. I can't thank you enough for doing so.

And have a Merry Christmas!
 
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