Jeffrey Toobin exposes himself on Zoom

[Brainster]

I do love that they gave him 7 months to take care of his personal problem, although I suspect it only took him another five minutes or so.

 

[theprestige]

I do love that they gave him 7 months to take care of his personal problem, although I suspect it only took him another five minutes or so.

I think they gave him seven months to figure out how to manage a videoconference without exposing himself.

I doubt it'll help though. If he couldn't figure it out in the past seven months, he probably never will.

 

[Darat]

I think they gave him seven months to figure out how to manage a videoconference without exposing himself.



I doubt it'll help though. If he couldn't figure it out in the past seven months, he probably never will.

Not surprising, I've been through the help file on Zoom and nowhere are there instructions about not masturbating during a call. I think he should sue them!

 

[TurkeysGhost]

I do love that they gave him 7 months to take care of his personal problem, although I suspect it only took him another five minutes or so.

Unless he has a humiliation fetish, it might take that long just to get back into the mood.

 

[Thermal]

Can't believe this thread got this far without a Toob Snake Boogie reference.

 

[portlandatheist]

This thread is awesome. Keep it coming!

 

[Hercules Rockefeller]

That's what you get for working hard.

 

[Mike!]

I'm sure his wife will be sympathetic and understanding about it...

"You were fired for WHAT?!?"

 

[Chanakya]

This thread is awesome. Keep it coming!

If the guy can't get it up again, his career I mean, then he has a promising future ahead of him as a stand-up. A gold mine he can keep picking off of, if he can properly pull off the self-deprecating thing.

 

[Disbelief]

Could start his own podcast - "Loobin' with Toobin"

 

[Ziggurat]

I'm sure his wife will be sympathetic and understanding about it...

"You were fired for WHAT?!?"

“What happened with the pickle slicer?”
“They fired her too!”

 

[Ziggurat]

If the guy can't get it up again, his career I mean, then he has a promising future ahead of him as a stand-up. A gold mine he can keep picking off of, if he can properly pull off the self-deprecating thing.

He got in trouble in the first place for pulling it off.

 

[Craig4]

Toobin should cut an ad for Postit Notes.

 

[arthwollipot]

The thing that amuses me about this is that there are now millions of people across the world (including me) who had never heard of him before, and now know him only as "that guy who masturbated on zoom".

 

[Craig4]

For the record, when you enter a conference on MS Teams, it makes you choose to activate your camera. I'm not endorsing a product or anything but it's something you should keep in mind if you're planning to masturbate during a conference call.

 

[timhau]

Ever since I started using a wireless headset, I've been fearing a Frank Drebin moment in Teams. But yeah, Toobining is worse.

ETA for the benefit of those unfortunates who arent familiar with Lt. Drebin:

 

[Thermal]

Let he among us with a free hand cast the first stone.

 

[pgwenthold]

The thing that amuses me about this is that there are now millions of people across the world (including me) who had never heard of him before, and now know him only as "that guy who masturbated on zoom".

....the guy who GOT CAUGHT masturbating on Zoom....

 

[alfaniner]

Too(bin) bad... These next couple weeks would have been prime time for him to be all over CNN. With political commentary, that it.

 

[autumn1971]

Let he among us with a free hand cast the first stone.

It will be my left, so the throw will probably not be as accurate